Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[brogdale]

i blame the government

I blame the EU; we need to get out and take back control of our bins...clearly the out-sourced, out-sourcing, profit gouging 'service' providers will be much improved when we get our country back.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Stopped clocks.

danny, you liked a post calling me an ethnic nationalist, and over the last decade you've been a bit harsh. I can accept that but you have to understand...as far as I'm concerned you're just a cunt...if the topic is interesting I'll discuss with most people...I'm not here to do your bidding though. Get it?

I thought you were an ethnic nationalist?

 

[rubbershoes]

Which bit of the UK has been ripped asunder? Perhaps remainer entitlement?

Have you noticed there's a slight division in the country?

 

[SpackleFrog]

Have you noticed there's a slight division in the country?

Did you know there were divisions before?

 

[rubbershoes]

Did you know there were divisions before?

not like this

 

[SpackleFrog]

not like this

They were exactly like this they just weren't on the telly.

 

[DotCommunist]

Anish Kapoor has helpfully illustrated the divisions with this:

 

[SpackleFrog]

Anish Kapoor has helpfully illustrated the divisions with this:

I feel like AK's mind wandered a bit during the creation of this.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Anish Kapoor has helpfully illustrated the divisions with this:

Brexit is not fertile ground for art. A mate of mine, who's a really good poet and writes brilliant angry stuff about his own life – relationship breakdown, problems with his son and the like – sent me his angry brexit poem the other day, and I had to be really tactful in my response. I found something I liked about it to say, but overall it produced an emotional response of meeeh.

 

[maomao]

Anish Kapoor has helpfully illustrated the divisions with this:

I thought it was female genitalia at first and was going to post 'self portrait'. Can't stand that prick.

 

[kabbes]

I thought it was female genitalia at first and was going to post 'self portrait'. Can't stand that prick.

You’re getting your genitalia mixed up. So to speak.

 

[Sprocket.]

Anish Kapoor has helpfully illustrated the divisions with this:

Perhaps he is poorly attempting to illustrate the open, festering wound opened up in the country by the Tories. That would benefit from the antibiotics that will no longer be available following Brexit.

 

[DotCommunist]

Perhaps he is poorly attempting to illustrate the open, festering wound opened up in the country by the Tories. That would benefit from the antibiotics that will no longer be available following Brexit.

this is a generous interpretation, all I can see is massive inflamed fanny lips. LBJ's m8s brexit poetry can't be as bad as this

 

[Sprocket.]

this is a generous interpretation, all I can see is massive inflamed fanny lips. LBJ's m8s brexit poetry can't be as bad as this

Sorry, I’ve been reading Gombrich Art and Illusion recently.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

this is a generous interpretation, all I can see is massive inflamed fanny lips. LBJ's m8s brexit poetry can't be as bad as this

Is he saying that England is a massive cunt, perhaps? It is so rich to interpretation.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Anish Kapoor has helpfully illustrated the divisions with this:

Oh Christ that's bad. Really shit.

 

[NoXion]

One might say it's utterly gash.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I feel like AK's mind wandered a bit during the creation of this.

I don't think his mind strayed for a moment from the knowledge that he can get paid cash money for any old shit these days.

 

[gosub]

In answer to OP :,Depends how much it rains.

 

[brogdale]

Now we know she doesn't care anymore; she's made "Cleverly" a Brexit minister.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Perhaps he is poorly attempting to illustrate the open, festering wound opened up in the country by the Tories. That would benefit from the antibiotics that will no longer be available following Brexit.

Nah it’s the putrid rotting flesh from Lady Neoliberalism refusing point blank to turn for decades. You guys just weren’t seeing it before, because as all nurses and carers know the sore festers for a fair while under the skin before we see evidence of it.
This is why it’s a good idea to reposition regularly.


Consider yer analogy worn oot!

 

[Dogsauce]

Anish Kapoor has helpfully illustrated the divisions with this:

Fuck off am I on the same side as the Isle of Wight.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Brexit is not fertile ground for art. A mate of mine, who's a really good poet and writes brilliant angry stuff about his own life – relationship breakdown, problems with his son and the like – sent me his angry brexit poem the other day, and I had to be really tactful in my response. I found something I liked about it to say, but overall it produced an emotional response of meeeh.

That’s not just brexit, it’s really hard to write a political tune that isn’t totally cringeworthy. “This is what you get when you mess with BDS” etc..... I don’t think I’d be able to write one unless I plagiarised Phil Ochs like fuck, it’s just much easier to bleed poetry whilst writing about being dumped by some guy.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

That’s not just brexit, it’s really hard to write a political tune that isn’t totally cringeworthy. “This is what you get when you mess with BDS” etc..... I don’t think I’d be able to write one unless I plagiarised Phil Ochs like fuck, it’s just much easier to bleed poetry whilst writing about being dumped by some guy.

It is hard. It's possible, though, with the right amount and kind of anger. I'm still very fond of New Model Army's Falkland's Spirit.

 

[DexterTCN]

Looked

 

[collectordave]

We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz......because,because,because

because he is the only one we must confess
who can sort out all this bloody mess

First attempt.

but what about were on the eve of destruction?

 

[collectordave]

Not really poetry just a little rhyme. Difficult to find word rhyming with cockup.

Wondering what to do when sat in my bedsit
Ah! I know I will vote for brexit

Now it makes me sad
When I am told it is bad

But the EU they can no longer abuse
I have removed their only excuse

If so bad then do it the British way
So we can all be happy and gay

There's no need to be shifty
Just revoke article fifty

Make sure we do it clearly
and apologise sincerly

Then offer them tea
so they listen to our plea

We are an asset
Can't we just forget

 

[Steel Icarus]

Let's not do this ffs

 

[kabbes]

If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro Brexit mori.

 

[Yossarian]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the backstop cannot hold;
No-deal Brexit is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.