Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[HoratioCuthbert]

I got one of them that Christmas.
Was trying to do basic multiplication and got a phone call from a woman in Tokyo telling me to stop turning her lights on and off.

Witty post ! In the very literal sense

 

[Wilf]

sonic screwdriver?

Actually, let's merge the threads. And bring Bungle back. He'd have something to say about non-penis Doctors and harmonising Euro timetables after we crash out.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Actually, let's merge the threads. And bring Bungle back. He'd have something to say about non-penis Doctors and harmonising Euro timetables after we crash out.

I called Philosophical an Irish Border Dalek if anyone is still interested.

 

[The Fornicator]

I called Philosophical an Irish Border Dalek if anyone is still interested.

Are all those words in the correct order?

 

[Wilf]

I called Philosophical an Irish Border Dalek if anyone is still interested.

That's the spirit!

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Don’t do this to me again urban I am nervous enough about my grasp of beurla as it is. I’m bilingual, the doctor had to do some work on me because my brain was too primitive to absorb two languages, and now I can speak neither.

Regards-
The working class Invernessian companion RTD would have casted, with a real Invernessian accent to boot.

 

[Wilf]

Leave EU March 29th
Trade Deal with Skaro enacted March 30th.

 

[Wilf]

Davros goes to Davos!

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Leave EU March 29th
Trade Deal with Skaro enacted March 30th.

The pandorica will open and science(tists for the EU) will fall....

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I bet Jolyon Maugham would pure back #cybermenforremain

 

[Wilf]

The backstop - it's bigger on the inside.

coat

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

The backstop - it's bigger on the inside.

coat

Gold!

 

[Raheem]

I may be wrong, but I wouldn't count too much on Soubry's loyalty to the party.

You may well be. Seen her in a couple of recent TV interviews, and think she's seriously terrified of going down in internal Tory history as (one of) Corbyn's John the Baptist(s) .

 

[Wilf]

The Doctor:

I didn’t say you could go. Article 570 of the Shadow Proclamation. This is a fully-established level five planet country. And you were going to burn it. What? Did you think no one was watching. You lot. Back here. Now. Okay. Now I’ve done it.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

The Doctor:

Yeah but WILF, look up “Maastricht treaty” , you’re in the biggest library in the universe, look it up. You’ll see a picture of ME next to it with the words “OVER MY DEAD BODY”

 

[8ball]

You may well be. Seen her in a couple of recent TV interviews, and think she's seriously terrified of going down in internal Tory history as (one of) Corbyn's John the Baptist(s) .

Fair point, I'll have to look it up.

 

[8ball]

Yeah but WILF, look up “Maastricht treaty” , you’re in the biggest library in the universe, look it up. You’ll see a picture of ME next to it with the words “OVER MY DEAD BODY”

Don't put it in capitals - it looks like it stands for Woman I'd Like (to) Fuck.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Don't put it in capitals - it looks like it stands for Woman I'd Like (to) Fuck.

PROJECTING MUCH

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Don't put it in capitals - it looks like it stands for Woman I'd Like (to) Fuck.

I’m kidding, there’s nout worse than passive aggressive sleaze

 

[The Fornicator]

You may well be. Seen her in a couple of recent TV interviews, and think she's seriously terrified of going down

This is exactly how Pickman whasit quotes posts.

 

[Raheem]

This is exactly how Pickman whasit quotes posts.

What, he misses off the end of the quote so as to turn it into juvenile filth?

 

[The Fornicator]

To change the meaning. Fwiw, it's somewhat puritanical to describe oral sex as filth.

 

[ManchesterBeth]

Forrin. That's the nationality. Living on top of one another. Smelly food. You know the type.

Yeh cos fish and chips doesn't stink up the place try walking into a chippy after a night on the ouzo/raki

 

[Sprocket.]

I am comforted by the knowledge that we have a strong and stable government to steer us through this crisis.
Sorry I meant to say we are looking a joke.
Or did I ?
But then again!

 

[xenon]

My pleasure, as always.

Call it indignation, call it principles. Either way, it adds up to nothing outside your head.

You completely failed to take his point. None of it means anything outside anyone’s head. We don’t make The policies. Yes this goes for remain as well.

 

[Pickman's model]

This is exactly how Pickman whasit quotes posts.

Yes we both use the quote function

 

[gentlegreen]

I am comforted by the knowledge that we have a strong and stable government civil service to steer us through this crisis.

ftfy

 

[Sprocket.]

Juncker has just repeated there is no further negotiation. Breaking news!
‘No room whatsoever’

 

[extra dry]

How easily Europe just refuses to give inch, where as May has given miles.

 

[Pickman's model]

How easily Europe just refuses to give inch, where as May has given miles.

They refuse as Europe doesn't know what an inch is