Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[Pickman's model]

The biggest unanswered transition question yet to answer is should piano wire be used to facilitate the smooth transfer of the political classes to the south Atlantic development zone-or should we use the tried and conflict tested cable tie solution ?

the atlantic conveyor is being raised and, following refurbishment, will transport the former people to the site of the sacn works.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Raise the Atlantic conveyor !

Sounds like a Clive cussler buke

 

[cupid_stunt]

The biggest unanswered transition question yet to answer is should piano wire be used to facilitate the smooth transfer of the political classes to the south Atlantic development zone-or should we use the tried and conflict tested cable tie solution ?

Cable ties for hands, piano wire for necks.

 

[Pickman's model]

Cable ties for hands, piano wire for necks.

yes, the security staff at the sacn have already been nicknamed piano tuners.

 

[Pickman's model]

The biggest unanswered transition question yet to answer is should piano wire be used to facilitate the smooth transfer of the political classes to the south Atlantic development zone-or should we use the tried and conflict tested cable tie solution ?

seriously tho in the sacn environmental impact discussion document it's stated that

7.2.4. It is, therefore, a firm resolution of the SACN Environment Board that use of plastic throughout the works, from the despatch of the work force to final completion, should be minimised. Use of wood and other renewable or recyclable material will be made wherever possible. Regular audits will be made to monitor adherence to this decision.

 

[brogdale]

seriously tho in the sacn environmental impact discussion document it's stated that

Quite right; think of the turtles.

 

[Pickman's model]

Cable ties for hands, piano wire for necks.

the cangue ftw

 

[SpookyFrank]

The biggest unanswered transition question yet to answer is should piano wire be used to facilitate the smooth transfer of the political classes to the south Atlantic development zone-or should we use the tried and conflict tested cable tie solution ?

Piano wire is reusable.

 

[krtek a houby]

Apologies if already posted. Truly vile man.

https://inews.co.uk/news/brexit/stanley-johnson-irish-will-shoot-each-other-brexit-news-gmb/

 

[Pickman's model]

Piano wire is reusable.

the cangue can last much longer

 

[flypanam]

Apologies if already posted. Truly vile man.

https://inews.co.uk/news/brexit/stanley-johnson-irish-will-shoot-each-other-brexit-news-gmb/

The last words he should hear are "To keep you is no gain, to lose you is no loss"

 

[DexterTCN]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

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Does Newsnight have audience members? If so, do they contribute to the programme?? Serious question, haven't watched it in years.

 

[DexterTCN]

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Does Newsnight have audience members? If so, do they contribute to the programme?? Serious question, haven't watched it in years.

I boycott the BBC so no idea

 

[Pickman's model]

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Does Newsnight have audience members? If so, do they contribute to the programme?? Serious question, haven't watched it in years.

neither only connect nor newsnight have a studio audience

 

[Pickman's model]

Cable ties for hands, piano wire for necks.

the cangue ftw

 

[rekil]

Does Newsnight have audience members? If so, do they contribute to the programme?? Serious question, haven't watched it in years.

It's from a roadtrip segment in the 6 counties.

 

[brogdale]

At least good to hear that the impending Brexaggedon will not impact adversely on the local economies of Verbier, Courchevel, Klosters or Zermatt.

 

[AnandLeo]

Brexit is going to happen; the concern is in what state it will happen. After talks of many redlines by the EU negotiators, now it has reached a crunch point of solving the issue of Northern Ireland border with the Ireland. The Republic of Ireland does not concede to a hard international border between NI and the Republic. NI and even PM May do not accept a border between NI and GB. The negotiators of EU and UK seem to have resolved other issues except the NI border, which is the current impasse.

The main goals of a smooth Brexit are continuing trade, business, and industry as they are now, without disruption. There are other issues such as tourism, and cross border employment without the recognition of free movement of people. Evidently, EU has conceded to extend the time limits to solve remaining problems. I do not have much faith in solving the NI border issue by mere extended time limit, by the latest performance. UK is in a crisis point with Brexit because of Irish border. What UK now need is solving this problem without postponing for the future. UK has failed to find a solution to Irish border problem with free movement of goods and services. This is a task of problem solving; not a decision making by an impetuous people’s vote or showdown by the infighting MPs of the parliament. UK government with its civil service has failed to propose a feasible solution to the NI border issue compatible with smooth Brexit associated with customs union and single market. The state has run out of ideas to save the nation from economic chaos. The civil society of UK should propound solutions to the problem of Irish border with regard to Brexit. Schools, universities, business and industrial organisations, and public institutions should propose solutions for the Irish border crisis, without yielding to an ill-informed people’s vote or frenzied confrontational vote in the Westminster parliament.

 

[Mr Moose]

Brexit is going to happen; the concern is in what state it will happen. After talks of many redlines by the EU negotiators, now it has reached a crunch point of solving the issue of Northern Ireland border with the Ireland. The Republic of Ireland does not concede to a hard international border between NI and the Republic. NI and even PM May do not accept a border between NI and GB. The negotiators of EU and UK seem to have resolved other issues except the NI border, which is the current impasse.

The main goals of a smooth Brexit are continuing trade, business, and industry as they are now, without disruption. There are other issues such as tourism, and cross border employment without the recognition of free movement of people. Evidently, EU has conceded to extend the time limits to solve remaining problems. I do not have much faith in solving the NI border issue by mere extended time limit, by the latest performance. UK is in a crisis point with Brexit because of Irish border. What UK now need is solving this problem without postponing for the future. UK has failed to find a solution to Irish border problem with free movement of goods and services. This is a task of problem solving; not a decision making by an impetuous people’s vote or showdown by the infighting MPs of the parliament. UK government with its civil service has failed to propose a feasible solution to the NI border issue compatible with smooth Brexit associated with customs union and single market. The state has run out of ideas to save the nation from economic chaos. The civil society of UK should propound solutions to the problem of Irish border with regard to Brexit. Schools, universities, business and industrial organisations, and public institutions should propose solutions for the Irish border crisis, without yielding to an ill-informed people’s vote or frenzied confrontational vote in the Westminster parliament.

That’s nice dear. Thank you.

 

[Poi E]

The civil society of UK should propound solutions to the problem of Irish border

Imperialist.

 

[Wolveryeti]

 

[Mr Moose]

Not sure how this helps.

 

[SpookyFrank]

The second point is not far off asking people if they believe in unicorns.

 

[Ranbay]

Anyone hype for the impending civil war I keep reading about?

Not had one before so not sure what to do?

 

[2hats]

Anyone hype for the impending civil war I keep reading about?

Not had one before so not sure what to do?

Step 1: first determine if you are a roundhead or a cavalier.

 

[Mr Moose]

Step 1: first determine if you are a roundhead or a cavalier.

Nice. Will Boris and JRM be pretending to bat for the roundheads?

 

[SpookyFrank]

Anyone hype for the impending civil war I keep reading about?

Not had one before so not sure what to do?

I know what I'm going to do, stay out of the way for a bit then start looting corpses.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Nice. Will Boris and JRM be pretending to bat for the roundheads?

Boris maybe, but Rees-Mogg could never pass as a roundhead because his head looks like a fucking pencil.

 

[Poi E]

Anyone hype for the impending civil war I keep reading about?

Not had one before so not sure what to do?

Carry a range of disguises to move freely amongst the warring tribes e.g. bowler hat for London, peg leg for Penzance etc etc