Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[pocketscience]

Cars?

UK makes loads of cars aye? Which ones?

Art? Art?

£4 billion pounds worth of medical devices? £4 billion pounds? Well....rulers of the world economy there then eh. Let's not google chewing gum. £4 billion....fuck me...never have I seen the likes.

so come on then, what's the UK going to export if it stays in the Eu?

 

[NoXion]

Cars?

UK makes loads of cars aye? Which ones?

Art? Art?

£4 billion pounds worth of medical devices? £4 billion pounds? Well....rulers of the world economy there then eh. Let's not google chewing gum. £4 billion....fuck me...never have I seen the likes.

What's your point, caller?

 

[DexterTCN]

so come on then, what's the UK going to export if it stays in the Eu?

Inside the EU you really only have to import...other states deal with the exporting shit.

 

[pocketscience]

Inside the EU you really only have to import...other states deal with the exporting shit.

Fuck me, you've got me.
So the Eu's like a massive dole office and we just sign on and watch Jeremy Kyle all day whilst enjoying our imported stuff. Why didn't I realise that before

 

[Raheem]

so come on then, what's the UK going to export if it stays in the Eu?

The question is really more "how much?" than "what?"

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Inside the EU you really only have to import...other states deal with the exporting shit.

Wow

 

[DexterTCN]

so come on then, what's the UK going to export if it stays in the Eu?

I said the UK doesn't need to when it's in the EU.

 

[pocketscience]

The question is really more "how much?" than "what?"

The question was Dexter's and he seems to believe the answer to both "what" and "how much" is "fuck all".
Pointless.

 

[pocketscience]

I said the UK doesn't need to when it's in the EU.

You're repeating yourself!
So what happens if the exports of the other Eu countries goes to shit?

 

[SpackleFrog]

I said the UK doesn't need to when it's in the EU.

Could you talk me through this world view please?

 

[Raheem]

The question was Dexter's and he seems to believe the answer to both "what" and "how much" is "fuck all".
Pointless.

Yeah, my post was really for Dexter's attention too.

 

[DexterTCN]

Could you talk me through this world view please?

What kind of explanation would you like?

One where you act like a cunt playing to your audience? Or one where you discuss it?

 

[teuchter]

What kind of explanation would you like?

Speaking for myself only, just one that makes the slightest bit of sense would be good.

 

[DexterTCN]

Speaking for myself only, just one that makes the slightest bit of sense would be good.

It's the simplest thing to ask, what you will trade.

 

[gosub]

It's the simplest thing to ask, what you will trade.

So... You're asking what we All do for a living?

 

[teuchter]

It's the simplest thing to ask, what you will trade.

It's the idea that if we're in the EU we don't need to export anything that I'm interested in. How does that work in the EU but not outside of the EU?

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

It's the idea that if we're in the EU we don't need to export anything that I'm interested in. How does that work in the EU but not outside of the EU?

We are all European then, so it comes circular like pass the parcel, neither export nor import.

 

[Raheem]

Maybe if we sent everything we produce in diplomatic mailbags to a warehouse in Estonia, where it would be repackaged and forwarded on, then we would technically have no exports. I'm struggling with why Brexit would stop us from doing this, so maybe Dexter has something even more cunning in mind.

 

[Winot]

I thought we all knew that the answer was innovative jam?

 

[DexterTCN]

It's the idea that if we're in the EU we don't need to export anything that I'm interested in. How does that work in the EU but not outside of the EU?

Why don't you hazard a guess?

 

[teuchter]

Why don't you hazard a guess?

It would be a lot more straightforward if you just explain what you mean. If for some reason you don't want to explain, then whatevs.

 

[DexterTCN]

It would be a lot more straightforward if you just explain what you mean. If for some reason you don't want to explain, then whatevs.

I need to explain what I mean when I say a country in a large trading bloc doesn't need to export - but would have to export if it was on its own?

 

[NoXion]

I need to explain what I mean when I say a country in a large trading bloc doesn't need to export - but would have to export if it was on its own?

Countries in trading blocs most certainly do export stuff. I gave you a whole list of things that the UK exports which are in demand worldwide - your sneering doesn't change that.

 

[DexterTCN]

Countries in trading blocs most certainly do export stuff. I gave you a whole list of things that the UK exports which are in demand worldwide - your sneering doesn't change that.

You gave a list, it wasn't a whole list it was a 'top ten'. It was also garbage.

You certainly did not define that they were UK exports, only that they were exported from the UK. No names were given. 'Cars' ? What UK cars were the top of your list? What car industry does the UK have? Answer that, thanks. Tell me the number one car export.

All I asked was...what will you trade? That's not sneering.

 

[gosub]

You certainly did not define that they were UK exports, only that they were exported from the UK. No names were given. 'Cars' ? What UK cars were the top of your list? What car industry does the UK have? Answer that, thanks. Tell me the number one car export.

All I asked was...what will you trade? That's not sneering.[/QUOTE]

Qashqai

 

[pocketscience]

I need to explain what I mean when I say a country in a large trading bloc doesn't need to export - but would have to export if it was on its own?

Exports are any goods or services sold to another country.
You might have a bit of a point if there was only one currency in the EU and it had a full fiscal union - but alas, that's still a pipe dream. So export we do.

 

[DexterTCN]

Exports are any goods or services sold to another country.
You might have a bit of a point if there was only one currency in the EU and it had a full fiscal union - but alas, that's still a pipe dream. So export we do.

No idea what you're talking about.

Absolutely nothing to do with what I was saying.

 

[Raheem]

No idea what you're talking about.

Absolutely nothing to do with what I was saying.

If you're going to ignore requests to explain what it is you are going on about, that's your prerogative I guess. But it's a bit much to then complain about being misunderstood.

 

[pocketscience]

Worked up?
Tell me an export?

Inside the EU you really only have to import...other states deal with the exporting shit.

Exports are any goods or services sold to another country.
You might have a bit of a point if there was only one currency in the EU and it had a full fiscal union - but alas, that's still a pipe dream. So export we do.

No idea what you're talking about.
Absolutely nothing to do with what I was saying.

Congratulations. 152 pages of brexiteers and remoaners arguing the fuck with each other and finally we've found something that everyone can agree upon: That you're off your fucking trolley!

 

[DexterTCN]

Congratulations. 152 pages of brexiteers and remoaners arguing the fuck with each other and you've become the first thing amongst all this, that everyone can agree upon: That you're off your fucking trolley!

I missed the bit where you told me about something of value that you will export. The fact that it's misunderstood...well I can't take responsibility for that.

All I'm asking, no need to get personal.