free spirit
more tea vicar?
I'm not sure what good a public inquiry would do.Epetition for those who are interested: http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/39312
The only way anyone can end up behind bars is via a police investigation, as Tom Watson suggests led via an unrelated police force. One problem with that obviously being the question of whether the police force chosen would actually be one that had no involvement in this, or just one who's involvement hadn't yet had a public airing at all.