How do you rate on the 8 Values Political Test?

[Raheem]

Was their gender role testView attachment 361921 written by the Taliban?

I was 25% male and 50% female. It didn't say what the other 25% was.

 

[tim]

Your closest match: Libertarian Socialism.

Yes, but only liberals waste their time on shit like this.

 

[tim]

I am also lowly alienated, according to a test on the same site

Your degree of alienation is low (29.17%).
And I score two on the Kinsey Scale.

Kinsey Scale Test​

Your results:​

In the murderous villain test, I am an angel.

If the vocabulary test is to be believed, I have an I.Q. of 122.65

Vocabulary IQ Test​

Results:​

• You answered 43 out of 45 questions correctly.
• Corresponding to an IQ of 122.65.
• Which makes you brighter than 94% of the population.

 

[JimW]

I'm every woman. It's all in me.

 

[A380]

I'm every woman. It's all in me.

I am the Walrus

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Your closest match: Libertarian Socialism

 

[JimW]

I am the Walrus

Anything you want done, baby.

 

[A380]

Anything you want done, baby.

I'll tell you what I want

 

[ice-is-forming]

No idea what any of this means, i haven't got that type of brain or focus

 

[tim]

I am the Walrus

In that case, steer clear of Oslo; and don't draw attention to yourself by wanking to crowds in Scarborough.

 

[moochedit]

It turns out I'm a libertarian socialist. Which comes as a huge surprise. I always thought I was a socialist libertarian.

Splitter

 

[redcogs]

i think i must be drifting to the right in my dotage - should i be concerned?

 

[Joe Chi Min]

I finished way more middling than most results on this thread; I don’t think a lot of you are being honest with yourselves

 

[ice-is-forming]

I finished way more middling than most results on this thread; I don’t think a lot of you are being honest with yourselves

I was being honest, no reason not to be..

My suspicion is that it's not as binary as the assessment predicts

 

[bluescreen]

I was being honest, no reason not to be

Quite. If our results had come out even more embarrassing than they did we wouldn't have bothered to post.
(Some honourable exceptions excepted.)

 

[redcogs]

its a bit cheeky to suggest people who dont share your views are dishonest Joechimin. so fuck off, is that honest enough?

 

[ice-is-forming]

Quite. If our results had come out even more embarrassing than they did we wouldn't have bothered to post.
(Some honourable exceptions excepted.)

tbh I'm just not that interested enough to know, or even care, what the results say

 

[Joe Chi Min]

its a bit cheeky to suggest people who dont share your views are dishonest Joechimin. so fuck off, is that honest enough?

Some of you claim you’re all right-on and properly-left and I think it’s untrue.

 

[redcogs]

Whats properly on the left look like in your world Joechimin?

 

[Raheem]

The test thinks you are properly on the left if you have qualms about private healthcare. There are no questions about filing a report on your neighbours or how best to garotte a priest, so we have no real way of knowing who is wheat and who is chaff.

 

[A380]

In that case, steer clear of Oslo; and don't draw attention to yourself by wanking to crowds in Scarborough.

How about Whitby?

 

[A380]

Some of you claim you’re all right-on and properly-left and I think it’s untrue.

Yeah! You tell the bucket owning fuckers!

 

[JimW]

Frottage-on-Nase.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Whats properly on the left look like in your world Joechimin?

Tbf many posters on here think most other posters are hopeless liberals. Joechimin has a refreshing new take on that. Self-deluding liberals.

 

[krtek a houby]

Some of you claim you’re all right-on and properly-left and I think it’s untrue.

Why would you think that, Joe?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Trouble with tests like this is that assumptions are made by the inquisitorial software which very often don't directly map onto one's underlying political outlook. So there are several ways, potentially, of answering the questions. Taken literally and pedantically one might completely agree or disagree, but if taking account of the intention of the question, rather than the exact wording, you might end up somewhere in the middle. Being in the middle can, of itself, be taken to mean more than one thing anyway. So it's pretty amazing that it comes up with an answer that is fairly accurate and tells you what you knew anyway. Iyswim.

 

[Joe Chi Min]

its a bit cheeky to suggest people who dont share your views are dishonest Joechimin. so fuck off, is that honest enough?

 

[tim]

How about Whitby?

Given the teeth and the Dracula connection, you'd probably end up with a stake through your heart.

 

[Joe Chi Min]

Whats properly on the left look like in your world Joechimin?

Like that