First he ruined Christmas and now he is murdering our queen.Queen got the rona and if she dies its boris fault
Let the royal bodies pile highQueen got the rona and if she dies its boris fault
Murdering the queen still carries the auld penalty of being fed alive to ravens in the tower. This will yet work to our advantageFirst he ruined Christmas and now he is murdering our queen.
God save...
But not above 3' as the machine that makes the pengo pellets gets stuck if they areLet the royal bodies pile high
Charles is one of the keenest but daftest supporters of the pengo project as he thinks that by backing it he can throw opponents and foul siblings under the bus (or rather into the pengo machine) and stay king. He will rather be an emperor! Or fed to one anywayPoor Andrew will be worrying in case Charlie is not so keen to protect him #sweaty
Time for the Earl of Wessex to step up and prove his might as a leader.Charles is one of the keenest but daftest supporters of the pengo project as he thinks that by backing it he can throw opponents and foul siblings under the bus (or rather into the pengo machine) and stay king. He will rather be an emperor! Or fed to one anyway
Todays Daily Telegraph talking about a "mystery illness" that resulted in "24 hours" in hospital
Illness gives us more to hope forMystery illness. She's 95 for fuck's sake, the illness is called 'natural causes'.
95 is young for a Telegraph reader.Mystery illness. She's 95 for fuck's sake, the illness is called 'natural causes'.
Pulling a sickie to get out of the Life thingypulling a sickie to get out of the cop26 thingy?
Pulling a sickie to get out of the Life thingy
Her son's a nonce. It'd sicken any mother.I don't think she's very well.
alsoHer son's a nonce. It'd sicken any mother.
Will her benefits get stopped if she's blagging it?She looked fit for work last time she was on telly
You're using the DWP scoring system, I take it.She looked fit for work last time she was on telly
Seeing as they send letters to dead people I'm not sure they can tell the difference between dead people and alive people.Get her in front of the PIP boys to see if she is swinging the lead
She's what now??She’s coining it in in the nash.