Has the Queen died?

[steveseagull]

So the Queen records her Christmas message this time of year. If she carks it will they show the Queen's or will they show a new one for King Charlie? Or a mash up?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Madge tells Royal Arse kisser to go fuck himself, is an unlikely headline.

Dunno, Charlie had this to say about Whitchell,

I can't bear that man anyway. He's so awful, he really is

 

[skyscraper101]

So the Queen records her Christmas message this time of year. If she carks it will they show the Queen's or will they show a new one for King Charlie? Or a mash up?

They'll air a special: Queen - Greatest Hits

 

[pesh]

hopefully edited by Cassetteboy

 

[elbows]

Is that from the death of Tom Bakers Doctor Who? The media will certainly have something to get their teeth into if her death involves plummeting from a Jodrell Bank telescope.

His three companions see the Watcher appear, and the Doctor explains that "It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for."

 

[elbows]

I have been reliably informed by a palace insider that 'resting' equals 'deep coma'. Look out for further references to resting.

Alternatively, after being told not to drink anymore by her doctors, she decided to take a pungent leaf out of John Le Mesuriers book by switching to weed instead. Perhaps resulting in a panic attack that ended with a precautionary hospital stay.

 

[Yossarian]

So the Queen records her Christmas message this time of year. If she carks it will they show the Queen's or will they show a new one for King Charlie? Or a mash up?

This time, she's recording 50 years of Christmas messages before she's sealed in the cryogenic chamber.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Alternatively, after being told not to drink anymore by her doctors, she decided to take a pungent leaf out of John Le Mesuriers book by switching to weed instead. Perhaps resulting in a panic attack that ended with a precautionary hospital stay.

A royal whitey.

 

[TopCat]

Nearly the end of an era. Hopefully her death will hasten the demise of the despicable institution she represents.

 

[T & P]

This time, she's recording 50 years of Christmas messages before she's sealed in the cryogenic chamber.

“As we wave goodbye to 2071, our nation remains full of hope that Brexit is just about to start delivering a new era of prosperity for all”.

 

[elbows]

A royal whitey.

Soon to be immortalised on the album Blowbacks for Corgis.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Nearly the end of an era. Hopefully her death will hasten the demise of the despicable institution she represents.

I don't know how it has survived as long as it has, yet it still has plenty of supporters. Apparently, about half of the UK support the monarchy. The mind boggles.

 

[TopCat]

I don't know how it has survived as long as it has, yet it still has plenty of supporters. Apparently, about half of the UK support the monarchy. The mind boggles.

I think much of that support stems from an affection to/for her. I don't think it will transfer to Charles very well at all!

 

[platinumsage]

In truth I really hope she is in good health. What use are two covid-addled November bank holidays? Next summer beckons.

 

[brogdale]

This time, she's recording 50 years of Christmas messages before she's sealed in the cryogenic chamber.

Or anus quinquaginta, as she might style it.

 

[Badgers]

 

[not a trot]

“As we wave goodbye to 2071, our nation remains full of hope that Brexit is just about to start delivering a new era of prosperity for all”.

And Spurs supporters still await their first league champions honour in over 110 years.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Has Died

 

[Sue]

Obviously a fake. A grey spotty tie indeed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Obviously a fake. A grey spotty tie indeed.

it was the best he could borrow from one of his teachers

 

[Sue]

it was the best he could borrow from one of his teachers

Well after The Affair of the Burgundy Tie, lessons were surely learned...?

 

[Idris2002]

She hated Thatcher, at least if the stories we heard in Ireland in the '80s were true. That has to count for something, surely?

 

[Saul Goodman]

She hated Thatcher, at least if the stories we heard in Ireland in the '80s were true. That has to count for something, surely?

Everybody hated Thatcher. Even the Dalai Lama hated her*.


*citation needed

 

[stavros]

hopefully edited by Cassetteboy

 

[Badgers]

 

[Epona]

If she's been told to stop drinking is it not more than likely that she is on a (at home and presided over by the best medical team) 10 day detox right now?

 

[Aladdin]

If she's been told to stop drinking is it not more than likely that she is on a (at home and presided over by the best medical team) 10 day detox right now?

It's a bit shit telling old people to stop doing something they enjoy...At that age they should get whatever enjoyment they can out of life...
95 and she has to stop drinking??
Like...for what??

 

[not-bono-ever]

I fell asleep. Any news?

 

[Badgers]

I just woke up. Any news?

 

[ska invita]

I just woke up. Any news?

Todays Daily Telegraph talking about a "mystery illness" that resulted in "24 hours" in hospital