Has the Queen died?

[not-bono-ever]

She is doing rather well from her expert familiarity with the state benefits system. / translate

 

[brogdale]

 

[Elpenor]

I suspect Rory Bremner will be putting on a lilac frock and brooch to record the Christmas address shortly.

 

[kenny g]

She appears about to have lost the longevity battle with the old man and her second son is a nonce...

 

[tim]

My great Aunty Rene lasted another 15 years after reaching this stage.

 

[Pickman's model]

Has rileyoblimey been banned yet?

 

[ska invita]

Worries


not sure if pointing to the ground is meaningful

 

[Raheem]

My great Aunty Rene lasted another 15 years after reaching this stage.

What, the stage of chickening out of presiding over an international climate change conference?

 

[equationgirl]

What, the stage of chickening out of presiding over an international climate change conference?

Hey, who among us has not backed out of an international conference days before it started?

 

[Raheem]

Hey, who among us has not backed out of an international conference days before it started?

My ramraiding days are behind me, sadly.

 

[equationgirl]

Maybe Andrew will be so grief-stricken at her passing that he'll accidentally shoot himself whilst out grouse shooting...

 

[Ax^]

how is the castle not like the white house with its own hospital grade facilities

she lost her aging husband last year



saying that its it now you queenie shield for a bit


as for the plebs we need them to keep working and get herd immunity

 

[Nine Bob Note]

My great Aunty Rene lasted another 15 years after reaching this stage.

TBF, Rene is one of those names that guarantees you'll live to be 112

 

[Ax^]

whilst smoking every day



and remarking"stopped at 95 thought fuck it at 100"

just like the queen mother

 

[Nine Bob Note]

whilst smoking every day



"stopped at 100 thought fuck it at 105"

We don't acknowledge Brenda's alleged/former smoking habits in this patriotic thread. There have been many jokes made over the decades, but no firm evidence.

 

[Ax^]

the queen smoking is a taboo

but her pedo son blowing his brains out is fine


due to her sister and family i suspect the queen was brought up with smoking but rejected it due to family lost

suppose lizard bloody has more longevity

 

[Puddy_Tat]

just a thought

if the current whatever is just temporary and she does live to be 100

do we all have to send her a telegram on her birthday?

 

[Ax^]

everyone has to at social gun point


its going to be worse than your neighbours giving you dirty looks if you were not out every thursday at 8 pm banging pots for the nhs

the lockdown

 

[equationgirl]

the queen smoking is a taboo

but her pedo son blowing his brains out is fine


due to her sister and family i suspect the queen was brought up with smoking but rejected it due to family lost

suppose lizard bloody has more longevity

Alleged pedo son.

I did not say 'blow his brains out', I said 'accidentally shoot himself' - and that could be in the foot, not in the head.

 

[Ax^]

i'd be quite happy if it just turned out she did not want to spend the day with the unionist

who wants to spend a day in the company of orangemen, not even the tories

and as for the cop shite ,

Charles had just informed her of dumping sewage into the sea and rivers and she had enough

and thought fuck you Boris

 

[Ax^]

Would make me like her more

 

[Humberto]

We are running out of time to guillotine her before she dies.

 

[Ax^]

aye even the ra did nothing against the queen

maybe she just wants to get out of the way before the next season of the royals on netflix

 

[little_legs]

Picture this: Christmas Day, no turkey for 90% the country, and Charles’ first speech.

 

[equationgirl]

We've all had days at work where we've gone 'fuck it, I just cannot arsed today'. I reckon that she's had one of those and just fancies a few days at home with the corgis, and has therefore bailed on COP26. One of the other royals will pitch in - Charles or the Cambridges probably.

 

[Humberto]

Chippy tea and Game of Thrones.

 

[Humberto]

But with lots of pomp.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Looks like she's proper ill then.

 

[pogofish]

Hey, who among us has not backed out of an international conference days before it started?

I and three of my colleagues refused several months ago - They were casting around looking for people to work it!

 

[tim]

.

We've all had days at work where we've gone 'fuck it, I just cannot arsed today'. I reckon that she's had one of those and just fancies a few days at home with the corgis, and has therefore bailed on COP26. One of the other royals will pitch in - Charles or the Cambridges probably.

Particularly, as the other big hitters: Putin, Xi and MBS have already bailed out. Who would want to go to Glasgow, where there isn't even a handy Palace to retreat to, and hobnob with washed-up nonentities like: Biden, Macron and Turdeau.