Has the Queen died?
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Yeh but the lizard queen can use her sidrat
Lazy Llama
Suburban robots that monitor reality
It’s not a Mac though, it’s a Cisco WebEx Desk Pro.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
No she has to send herself one.
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
My aunty Lily manage 103, she was deaf, blind and her nose had fallen off but she still insisted on a bottle of Guinness, a drop of whiskey and a filterless senior service at 1500 everyday
She could have presided over the opening of an international convention with her trade mark shout of “Eh EH WAT is that yoooo Sidney”
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
I'm sure, being the vindictive sadist that she is, if could get away with inflicting the Spartan miseries of Balmoral on all those pampered brutes she would happily do so in person.
However, I can't imagine she's keen to make small-talk with them in a sofa-strewn conference centre miles away from her two Scottish homes.
If she really is at death's door, she could start taking her Commander in Chief role seriously and send a kilted Highland, Regiment in to bayonet the lot of them, accompanied, of course, by tasteful bagpiping. The tastiest remnants could be brought back to Windsor as corgi treats.
One final zoomed massacre would be a fitting finale to the British Monarchy: a 21st Century update on an ancient British tradition.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
I'll take your word for it, looks a lot like one of the latest gen Mac's then
Lazy Llama
Suburban robots that monitor reality
It does, but no keyboard, mouse or raised stand . Even then it’s expensive though. £3.8k
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Well let's face it, she's not short a few bob now is she?
not a trot
Well-Known Member
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
She exists to cut ribbons, reveal things by pulling cords, and smash bottles against the hulls of ships.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
BBC News - Queen advised to rest
Queen advised to rest for two more weeks
The Queen will not undertake official visits until mid-November on doctors' advice, the palace says.
www.bbc.co.uk
ska invita
back on the other side
"It said this means she will be unable to attend the Festival of Remembrance on 13 November but it is her "firm intention" to be present for the National Service of Remembrance on Remembrance Sunday."
BBC News - Queen advised to restforeverfor two more weeks
Queen advised to rest for two more weeks
The Queen will not undertake official visits until mid-November on doctors' advice, the palace says.www.bbc.co.uk
picking an ominous day for a comeback
steveseagull
Well-Known Member
What is the optimal time of day for announcing she has karked it?
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
I think if it happens overnight they wait until 8am. But from memory phil was announced a bit later than that, nearer lunchtime.
steveseagull
Well-Known Member
Wonder if Nicolas Witchell is getting himself dosed up with Viagra overnight.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Her Grandad was finished off by his doctor so his death would be announced first in the morning edition of the Times rather than the scurrilous evening rags of the time. They probably don't want her death announced first on Twitter but other than that, it's probably not such a big issue these days.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Hard to see how they could keep a lid on it once it happens, even if they have a Palace lockdown with everyone surrendering their cellphones.
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