Has the Queen died?

[Carvaged]

Is she dead yet?

 

[Badgers]

Is she dead yet?

Hope so

 

[moochedit]

Hard to see how they could keep a lid on it once it happens, even if they have a Palace lockdown with everyone surrendering their cellphones.

"now you mustn't tell anyone else this but..."

 

[pesh]

"no spoilers"

 

[brogdale]

Gaurdian's pic editor obviously not looking for a K

 

[Pickman's model]

Is she dead yet?

She's been dead since 9 Nov 1966 when Paul McCartney unsuccessfully tried to use her as a human shield on the day he tragically died. Since then we've had an impostor on the throne

 

[moochedit]

Is she dead yet?

Not yet but keep refreshing this thread until she is.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

The kids of SW Surrey had last Friday off in lieu of missing the bank holiday next June due to it being in half term. I raised the issue on the school WhatsApp group that this maybe a tad premature and the little dicks may have to come in for a Saturday to make up for it. Not a single disapproving reply speaks volumes as to what the person in the Godalming XC90 gives a fuck about the minging old cunt.

 

[steveseagull]

I reckon she has a short while to go yet. I am no doctor but reckon she has seven or eight weeks left.

I am putting money on her ruining Christmas.

 

[moochedit]

I reckon she has a short while to go yet. I am no doctor but reckon she has seven or eight weeks left.

I am putting money on her ruining Christmas.

Won't ruin it for me!

 

[Serge Forward]

I reckon she has a short while to go yet. I am no doctor but reckon she has seven or eight weeks left.

I am putting money on her ruining Christmas.

Queen's speech by ouija board.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Gaurdian's pic editor obviously not looking for a K

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Only five poppies? Bit disrespectful.

 

[Gerry1time]

I’ve recently got to know some local ‘Britain In Bloom’ competition types, and apparently there’s a metric fuckton of stuff they’ve got planned for the platinum jubilee next year. A national tree planting scheme to create ‘The Queen’s Canopy’, various approved colour schemes for flower displays to reference back to previous jubilees, all sorts.

Gonna be awkward if she doesn’t make it til then.

 

[steveseagull]

I’ve recently got to know some local ‘Britain In Bloom’ competition types, and apparently there’s a metric fuckton of stuff they’ve got planned for the platinum jubilee next year. A national tree planting scheme to create ‘The Queen’s Canopy’, various approved colour schemes for flower displays to reference back to previous jubilees, all sorts.

Gonna be awkward if she doesn’t make it til then.

Good time to invest in stock for companies that sell carnations.

 

[bluescreen]

I’ve recently got to know some local ‘Britain In Bloom’ competition types, and apparently there’s a metric fuckton of stuff they’ve got planned for the platinum jubilee next year. A national tree planting scheme to create ‘The Queen’s Canopy’, various approved colour schemes for flower displays to reference back to previous jubilees, all sorts.

Gonna be awkward if she doesn’t make it til then.

They could swiftly convert it to A Memorial of her very long wonderful reign.

 

[danny la rouge]

Queen's speech by ouija board.

It’s always recorded in October.

“If you are watching this, that means one is dead…”

 

[ska invita]

 

[Kaka Tim]

I reckon she's had a stroke.

 

[elbows]

They are keeping her indoors to thwart a French plot to throw scallops at her to underline the downsides of Brexit.

 

[Raheem]

TBF, if I'd have known the French would be throwing scallops at the queen as she lay dying I would never have been a remainer.

 

[not-bono-ever]

any news ?

 

[spring-peeper]

I reckon she has a short while to go yet. I am no doctor but reckon she has seven or eight weeks left.

I've noticed that when of one of the partners die, the surviving partner does not live much longer.

Dies of a broken heart

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Trump got three supreme court justices, Al Johnson surely has to get at least one monarch?

 

[platinumsage]

I've noticed that when of one of the partners die, the surviving partner does not live much longer.

Dies of a broken heart

Yeah like Queen Victoria.

Anyway she's been rejuvenated since he left, can't stop smiling.

 

[TopCat]

Get your black suit into the cleaners.

 

[Badgers]

STREET PARTY

 

[Chilli.s]

Dies of a broken heart

Won't happen to her then

 

[Artaxerxes]

Get your black suit into the cleaners.

So you’ve an excuse not to wear it?

 

[A380]

Witchell doesn’t look long for this world either. Presumably he will go on to be royal correspondent in the afterlife, providing updates beyond the grave

He gets strangled the next day by the chair of the Privy Council and his organless corpse is buried just outside the threshold of Liz’s chamber under the shard.

 

[Pickman's model]

He gets strangled the next day by the chair of the Privy Council and his organless corpse is buried just outside the threshold of Liz’s chamber under the shard.

Witchell's final act will be broadcasting from the pengo factory as the royal family process in the front and emerge out the back as penguin feed. Laura kuennsberg will take up the story as NW is ushered inside to meet the penguins