Has the Queen died?

[Kaka Tim]

Has she been seen since coming out of hospital?

 

[A380]

Witchell's final act will be broadcasting from the pengo factory as the royal family process in the front and emerge out the back as penguin feed. Laura kuennsberg will take up the story as NW is ushered inside to meet the penguins

Will it come in king size packets?

 

[moochedit]

Has she been seen since coming out of hospital?

No

 

[Pickman's model]

Will it come in king size packets?

Emperor, king, adelie...

 

[A380]

Emperor, king, adelie...

Bah Humboldt

 

[Carvaged]

STREET PARTY

A time for true British patriotism

 

[Pickman's model]

A time for true British patriotism

Not sure the wizened queen could possibly feed so many even if you made soup from her bones

 

[not-bono-ever]

Just put my black funeral suit into the dry cleaners but won’t be ready until Thursday. Hang in for a few more days yer maj.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just put my black funeral suit into the dry cleaners but won’t be ready until Thursday. Hang in for a few more days yer maj.

I thought you'd be wearing your carnival costume when she pops her clogs

 

[Chilli.s]

Just put my black funeral suit into the dry cleaners but won’t be ready until Thursday. Hang in for a few more days yer maj.

Seriously doubt that you'll be getting an invite, admire your optimism though

 

[jakejb79]

I saw this comment online a few days ago

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Whole country wishes Queen well - Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson says the Queen is "on good form" but it's important she follows doctors' advice to rest.

www.bbc.co.uk

That Johnson just can’t stop telling lies…

 

[magneze]

The Queen is ‘on very good form’ says Boris Johnson

Prime minister’s comments come after news that doctors advised the monarch to rest for two weeks

www.theguardian.com

"On very good form" says noted liar.

 

[Raheem]

"Yes, very good form. I've just been down the bookies and bet £500."

 

[SpookyFrank]

not too bothered tbh, anytime is fine by me.

Charles buying it first would be hilarious.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Has she been seen since coming out of hospital?

Not in her 'human' form no.

 

[Cloo]

I think she'll keep going for a while yet in which time we will be repeatedly bored by headlines about her going in and out of hospital until the time she doesn't come out, as is the way with plenty of people after the age of 90.

 

[bluescreen]

I think she'll keep going for a while yet in which time we will be repeatedly bored by headlines about her going in and out of hospital until the time she doesn't come out, as is the way with plenty of people after the age of 90.

Very likely true, but nothing like as interesting as the usual creative and baseless Urban speculation. Which is what we're all here for.

 

[Griff]

Wrong thread:

 

[not a trot]

A time for true British patriotism

Some party, hardly anyone is smiling.

 

[not a trot]

The Queen is ‘on very good form’ says Boris Johnson

Prime minister’s comments come after news that doctors advised the monarch to rest for two weeks

www.theguardian.com

"On very good form" says noted liar.

Probably tried his luck with her.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Some party, hardly anyone is smiling.

People didn't smile back then. Smiling didn't become a thing until about 25 years later.

 

[PR1Berske]

If Charles is as dense as the rumours suggest, he's probably delaying the announcement by not being able to agree on what regnal name he'll use as King. Or maybe he's still baffled by the instruction to sing "King" in the National anthem.

 

[moochedit]

She's been photograped driving. Wonder if her driving skills are as good as phils? and has she been on the good spirits?

 

[T & P]

Driving around her estate a bit. What’s the point in that? And who took the photograph? Sounds like a photo-op to me…

 

[platinumsage]

Driving around her estate a bit. What’s the point in that?

What else are you going to do with a Jaguar and 4,500 acres?

 

[MrCurry]

Maybe she’s not actually ill, just on strike to protest the beastly treatment of no.2 son.

 

[brogdale]

She's been photograped driving. Wonder if her driving skills are as good as phils? and has she been on the good spirits?

 

[Elpenor]

Suspect she’s been taxidermed over the weekend, and there’s an unseen courtier in the vehicle working her arms and legs with strings

 

[Saul Goodman]

What else are you going to do with a Jaguar and 4,500 acres?