Has the Queen died?

[Teaboy]

The Queen is not going anywhere.

Her mum lived forever and look how long they managed to keep Phil the Racist alive when he was years after his use before date. I predict another decade of similar news stories as she battles on to serve the country.

 

[souljacker]

I reckon there'll be a few entertainingly awkward moments as the outpouring is rather less engulfing than they're trying to whip up tbh.

I'm readying the BBC complaints form as we speak and I hope others are with me.

 

[ska invita]

Not sure that I'm looking forward to the old bat dying. The vile sycophantic outpouring that engulfs the country afterwards will be very hard to live with.

Standard day in blighty tbf, bring it on (just turn the TV off)

 

[AmateurAgitator]

The Queen is not going anywhere.

Her mum lived forever and look how long they managed to keep Phil the Racist alive when he was years after his use before date. I predict another decade of similar news stories as she battles on to serve the country.

Yeah she'll be fine. She'll live to atleast 110, maybe longer.

 

[Elpenor]

Standard day in blighty tbf, bring it on (just turn the TV off)

Or as with Phil’s death - just stick on Netflix instead

 

[bluescreen]

Florists.

 

[Aladdin]

Undertaking light duties means interviewing staff and terminating any who suspect the swap

Or maybe she just wanted to dodge a bullet...

 

[Pickman's model]

Or maybe she just wanted to dodge a bullet...

everyone knows that only a knife at the base of the skull will kill her

 

[BassJunkie]

Cross head or flat head.

Phillip's head, surely?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Any news ? I have been in the bath with a viz annual and am about an hour behind in everything

 

[moochedit]

Any news ? I have been in the bath with a viz annual and am about an hour behind in everything

You need to put your clocks forward 2 hours on sunday then.

 

[DotCommunist]

The Queen is not going anywhere.

Her mum lived forever and look how long they managed to keep Phil the Racist alive when he was years after his use before date. I predict another decade of similar news stories as she battles on to serve the country.

But they've activated the Witchell, surely that is significant.

 

[moochedit]

But they've activated the Witchell, surely that is significant.

And she's in "good spirits"

 

[steveseagull]

"light duties" is a welcome ominous sign. They never even claimed Greek Phil was doing light duties.

 

[Sue]

But they've activated the Witchell, surely that is significant.

He was on R4 news being a bit cynical about the 'good spirits' thing and said something about 'if we can believe the Palace' which I thought was interesting.

 

[BoxRoom]

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

And she's in "good spirits"

I think that means she's located Princess Margaret's drinks cabinet.

 

[not a trot]

Or maybe she just wanted to dodge a bullet...

Best she keeps away from any film sets.

 

[steveseagull]

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I think that means she's located Princess Margaret's drinks cabinet.

Death by Dubonnet

 

[steveseagull]

here, he is really really close to calling the Queen a dishonest lair which could have been career ending.

 

[MrCurry]

here, he is really really close to calling the Queen a dishonest lair which could have been career ending.

He looks like a lizard. Has close proximity to the Royals for an extended period had consequences for him?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

here, he is really really close to calling the Queen a dishonest lair which could have been career ending.

He's pissed off that after years of dedicated forelock-tugging, he wasn't given any inside info.

 

[bluescreen]

He must be really pissed off that the Palace didn't confide in him. He's discovered he knows no more than any other commoner.

 

[not a trot]

He must be really pissed off that the Palace didn't confide in him. He's discovered he knows no more than any other commoner.

Madge tells Royal Arse kisser to go fuck himself, is an unlikely headline.

 

[2hats]

And she's in "good spirits"

Like Nelson after Trafalgar?

 

[Sue]

Like Nelson after Trafalgar?

Before or after he was pickled in a barrel of brandy..,?

 

[moochedit]

Getting all tin foil "Good Spirits" is clearly a coded message to councils etc meaning "amber alert. She's on her deathbed. Get your suits etc ready" with "London bridge falling down" meaning "red alert. She's dead. Lower your flags etc"

 

[steveseagull]

I have been reliably informed by a palace insider that 'resting' equals 'deep coma'. Look out for further references to resting.

 

[moochedit]

I have been reliably informed by a palace insider that 'resting' equals 'deep coma'. Look out for further references to resting.