Has the Queen died?

[billy_bob]

Is she dead yet? Can someone PM me or tag me in here when she karks it?

Ta.

Why are you asking us? I think we've established we'll be the last to know (well, Nicholas Witchell will probably be after us, but only him)

 

[steveseagull]

Have they said she is in "good spirits" yet?

Yeah, in the statement from the Palace this afternoon. Not sure why they cannot just say she has coughed up a lung and just be honest with people

 

[Pickman's model]

Have they said she is in "good spirits" yet?

Yes they're preserving her in vsop

 

[Flavour]

Do you reckon they will do minute's silences before football games or will they not risk it for fear of all the loud cheering as with Thatcher

 

[Flavour]

What picture of her will they go for on the front pages?

 

[elbows]

She's sulking and refusing to come out to play because they've stopped her indulging in her good spirits

She returned some abnormally high cholesterol results that made them suspect she has resorted to syphoning off the 'cheese and wine' fuel that Charles runs his car on.

 

[Saul Goodman]

"Hey, queenie, I think I know how we can stop #sweatynonce from trending..."

 

[stavros]

Do you reckon they will do minute's silences before football games or will they not risk it for fear of all the loud cheering as with Thatcher

At the Etihad they're planning 90 minutes silence.

 

[Riklet]

I suspect she genuinely is burnt out. She may well have had a booster vaccine and had some fatigue or sthing from that... I doubt they'd let her get covid! 95 so no spring chicken anymore with the Busy Royal Schedule...

 

[Saul Goodman]

At the Etihad they're planning 90 minutes silence.

So business as usual?

 

[BobDavis]

This thread is good for another 15 years yet.

 

[billy_bob]

This thread is good for another 15 years yet.

I'd say it's about 60-40 against the 'Prince Charles has died' one being needed before this one's done.

 

[brogdale]

I'd say it's about 60-40 against the 'Prince Charles has died' one being needed before this one's done.

Fair call given his very obvious oedema.

 

[not a trot]

Fair call given his very obvious oedema.

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Looks like a spiv, in that fucking suit.

 

[Sue]

She returned some abnormally high cholesterol results that made them suspect she has resorted to syphoning off the 'cheese and wine' fuel that Charles runs his car on.

TBF, it does seem a terrible waste of cheese and wine.

(Unless it's very bad cheese and wine and even then...)

 

[brogdale]

Looks like a spiv, in that fucking suit.

tbf he's only using one of his sausage hands to lift the glass.

 

[nogojones]

Yes they're preserving her in vsop

Given the amount we pay for her I'd like to think she was getting XO

 

[nogojones]

a 12 day holiday

Don't be silly. It's 12 days where you still have to turn up to work, but look sad and burst into tears now and again. Pretty much business as usual.

 

[8ball]

Don't be silly. It's 12 days where you still have to turn up to work, but look sad and burst into tears now and again. Pretty much business as usual.

Basically you're now allowed to cry outside the loo.

 

[Chilli.s]

Don't be silly. It's 12 days where you still have to turn up to work, but look sad and burst into tears now and again. Pretty much business as usual.

I think my boss is going to be surprised how overwhelmed I'm going to be, sincerely expect to be worse than useless

 

[moochedit]

BBC News - Queen spent night in hospital after cancelling trip

The Queen back at Windsor after hospital stay

She is "in good spirits" after a one-night stay for preliminary medical checks, Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Sue]

I think my boss is going to be surprised how overwhelmed I'm going to be, sincerely expect to be worse than useless

My boss is American so I reckon I might just about be able to pull it off.

 

[brogdale]

BBC News - Queen spent night in hospital after cancelling trip

The Queen back at Windsor after hospital stay

She is "in good spirits" after a one-night stay for preliminary medical checks, Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

In good spirits

Promising.

 

[Sue]

In good spirits

Promising.

I do miss the days of the Queen Mum and her fishbone roulette.

 

[moochedit]

In good spirits

Promising.

Stomach pump?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Back at Windsor and in amongst the good spirits

 

[Flavour]

love it. more of this good spirits chat.

 

[Sue]

Back at Windsor and in amongst the good spirits

Tbf if I was the queen, I'd be having the best spirits ever. And loads and loads of crisps.

 

[tim]

Back at Windsor and in amongst the good spirits

And soon to join then, late night jaunts in Windsor Great Park, disturbed by a diminutive figure on horseback repeating the phrase "And what do you do?"

 

[moochedit]

8am approaches