Has the Queen died?

[billy_bob]

But if there's a great conspiracy to cover it up, we'll only find out from conspiracy theorists.

I apply the stopped clock principle to conspiracy theorists and unquestioningly believe one in every twelve.

 

[flypanam]

Anyway, fingers crossed she gets it, so we'll get to find out what 'they' will do

And this is why we need David’s Law…wishing ill on your betters is like stabbing the monarch through the eye with a screwdriver.

 

[tim]

And this is why we need David’s Law…wishing ill on your betters is like stabbing the monarch through the eye with a screwdriver.

24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a screwdriver to go through the eye of a monarch, than for an oik to enter into the kingdom of God.

 

[billy_bob]

And this is why we need David’s Law…wishing ill on your betters is like stabbing the monarch through the eye with a screwdriver.

Why did you think I did it?




David's Law ain't gonna be retrospective, is it? They can't touch me for this, right?

 

[T & P]

I apply the stopped clock principle to conspiracy theorists and unquestioningly believe one in every twelve.

Ah, you’ve made a critical error there. It should be one in every 720 (number of minutes in a 12-hour cycle).

 

[billy_bob]

Ah, you’ve made a critical error there. It should be one in every 720 (number of minutes in a 12-hour cycle).

That's just what They want you to think ...

 

[Chilli.s]

I suppose there's a very real chance of johnsons miss management killing the queen

 

[billy_bob]

miss management

That's the lady he visits every three weeks to have hot wax dripped on his scrotum and stuff, right? Quite a coincidence, that name.

 

[Chilli.s]

That's the lady he visits every three weeks to have hot wax dripped on his scrotum and stuff, right? Quite a coincidence, that name.

disslexic dyslexic whatever

 

[platinumsage]

Ah, you’ve made a critical error there. It should be one in every 720 (number of minutes in a 12-hour cycle).

Although, somewhat suspiciously, 12 is a seemingly portentous number for her:

The Queen's death will trigger an official 12-day period of national mourning

Meet all of Queen Elizabeth's 12 great-grandchildren

 

[JimW]

If she dies will they make London a city?

 

[Chilli.s]

a 12 day holiday

 

[billy_bob]

disslexic dyslexic whatever

Sorry, man, I wouldn't usually make fun of someone's typo but that one was too good to pass up

 

[billy_bob]

If she dies will they make London a city?

As Ross Noble says, 'it's done quite well for itself, that "London Town", hasn't it?'

 

[tim]

a 12 day holiday

What gifts would one expect to receive from one's true love on each of those days?

 

[Chilli.s]

Sorry, man, I wouldn't usually make fun of someone's typo but that one was too good to pass up

'S all ok, looking back at it it still looks right to me apart from johnson, spelling jokes are far far over my head, glad to entertain

 

[Chilli.s]

What gifts would one expect to receive from one's true love on each of those days?

beer everyday and a roast swan dinner to top it off?

 

[elbows]

a 12 day holiday

They could kill two birds with one stone by making it double up as a covid circuit breaker.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Lizard shape shifters can’t catch covid

 

[Serene]

The Queen has said that she has never met Prince Andrew, and that if anyone needs her she will be in the Pub.

 

[pbsmooth]

I'd imagine she's been asked to die as a distraction from the high covid numbers

 

[Serene]

Inbetween sitting on chairs for the last 50 years she has become a billionaire, and is remembered for her speeches condemning cultural appropriation.

 

[not a trot]

And this is why we need David’s Law…wishing ill on your betters is like stabbing the monarch through the eye with a screwdriver.

Cross head or flat head.

 

[Sue]

What I don't understand is why the Queens Birthday is a public holiday in NZ where I am, and in Aussie but not in the Motherland.

I for one would welcome another BH.

 

[steveseagull]

Is she dead yet? Can someone PM me or tag me in here when she karks it?

Ta.

 

[MickiQ]

She will outlive us all

 

[planetgeli]

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

She's got to be on her last legs now right? All this press is cover for her shedding her skin and retiring to the mother ship. Planets fucked anyways.

 

[moochedit]

She's got to be on her last legs now right? All this press is cover for her shedding her skin and retiring to the mother ship. Planets fucked anyways.

Have they said she is in "good spirits" yet?

 

[tim]

Have they said she is in "good spirits" yet?

She's sulking and refusing to come out to play because they've stopped her indulging in her good spirits