brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Yes, we need to re-focus on rational, verifiable evidence that the lizard queen has expired.
Has the Queen died?
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Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
She will never be tried. She cannot be prosecuted. What for anyway?
Argonia
Happy go licky
Well if she is innocent of being a Monopolist and Tyrant she can be released can't she? Maybe she could spend the rest of her life cutting jolly nice little chococlate and coffee cakes with her samurai sword collection and dreaming of the old days with the Red Arrows and those ghasly soldiers with silly hats tropping the colour in a care home and talking to poor old 'I talk to flowers' Prince Charles about why he committed adultery. I'm sure that totally innocent Prince Andrew will have plenty to say about all those 1000 women he had anal sex with and why Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were such fun people - as fun as good old Harvey Weinstein and good old Jimmy Saville and good old Rolf Harris and good old Noel Clarke - and why Woking Pizza Express was such a nice place to eat and why we can't perspirate. What a lively little conversation they can have together whilst sipping tea from their little chocolate teapot in their Matthew Hancock care home. Maybe they might meet Matthew Hancock there if he is found innocent in his criminal trial - what delicious fun they could all have together discussing the good old days. I'm sure Empress Elizabeth II Lillibet Rose West will have a vitallly important contrbution to make about how she looked down on Sunny Jim Callaghan for being a proletarian. I imagine her brillaint mind can recall all of James Callaghan's trade union reforms in forensic detail. They really will have such a laugh. Or perhaps they might cry at last?
VIVA LA REPUBLICA BRITANNICO! LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF BRITAIN!
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Argonia
Happy go licky
Are you keeping up old chap?
not-bono-ever
meh
how is she today - any developments ? i havent watched the news yet
Argonia
Happy go licky
Still not in handcuffs.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
AFAIK they did that and it's Careless Whisper by George Michael
Argonia
Happy go licky
Did Emperor Caligula Lizard King Philip the First ever watch Empress Elizabeth II Lillibet Lizard Rose West having sex with her servants through a peephole in the wall whilst masturbating like poor old Fred West did? Is that why he was so confused and utterly awful and racist and slipped up so badly by calling the beautiful Chinese people 'slitty eyed'? And don't you think we're all still in mourning for him? The good old state broadcaster BBC commanded us to sing God Save the Queen's Cunt for 8 days solid without breaks for food or sleep or to nip to the toilet but I think we're all still so Ivan the Terribly sad about it aren't we? The mourning will go on for centuries for jolly good old kind hearted and decent and cilvilised Emperor Nero who burnt Rome and cruciified Christians and played his ghastly songs on his dreadful little fiddle. But don't worry - I am sure that Cressida Dick the murderer of Jean Charles de Menezes and head of the utterly corrupt Metropolitan Police is on the case and any second the Lizard Empress will be in that courtroom without her awful crown and her silly and garish luxury clothing - just a very very old little woman in the dock being grilled and examined. Poor old judge. Poor old judge. And if she is innocent of being a Monopolist and Tyrant then she can be released into John Major's care in the community and local meals on wheels in a little council flat in far-flung rural Northamptonshire, can't she? Where she can spend her time reading every single syllable Alexander Solzhenitsyn ever wrote, particularly the "Gulag Archipelago" and reflect on why on earth Emperor Nero's Britian was the kind of Kafka penal colony that Oscar Wilde was incarcerated in.
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Argonia
Happy go licky
If Cressida Dick had a brain and a soul she'd be rushing the cops to Royal Ascot right now where the Daily Fail tell me the Lizard Empress is apparently "beaming" and as drunk and high as a Zepellin. Bet she watched a great porn film this morning with good old kind-hearted decent and fair and cviilised Prince Andrew and during it they discussed their very favourite military uniforms including the Former Lizard Emperor Caligula's incredibly silly bearskin hat and how the little toy soldiers used to do just what they were told and go off and be cannon fodder in war after war after war like the medieval Crusades. What fun.
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not a trot
Well-Known Member
Her taste in Husbands.
Argonia
Happy go licky
Apparently according to the London Evening Standard the Lizard Empress Caligula 'braved the grey weather' and is 'alll smiles'. Is she not still in mourning for Emperor Caligula like the rest otf us everyday citizens are? Is she so busy cutting cakes with swords that she has slipped up again? And why isn't that trial starting at 7.00am sharp tomoorow morning with a forensic barrister like Mike Mansfield on the case? Is Cressida Dick the murderer of Jean Charles de Menezes busy masturbating in the toilets at work instead of being a police officer? Did Cressida just get off on watching a bukkake session or something?
This weird has gone a bit thread
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
The amphetamine wank loop will kick in at some point.
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
Depends if he can start scoring again really. And if UEFA will allow a late addition to the squad.
TBF, it's catching
Argonia
Happy go licky
"The play's the thing in which we catch the King" - Hamlet
Set a rat to catch a rat - The Stainless Steel Rat
Argonia
Happy go licky
Beautiful creatures. On a magic mushroom trip in Amsterdam I once thought I saw one but it just some leaves.
8ball
Check your privet hedge
She looks quite hale and hearty there.
I think she's going to outlive all of us.
Puddy_Tat
🐈⬛
she looks in a better state than someone i could mention
i'm not sure he would make healthy penguin fodder...
(and if their proportion of fawning royalist shite to news gets any higher, i'm going to put them on ignore or whatever it is you do on tweeter)
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Perhaps Phil the Greek pegging it has given her a second leas on life
8ball
Check your privet hedge
I think every time one of her lot pegs it, she eats their soul.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Close but no cigar. Every time she eats one of her lot's soul they die, not the other way round. She causes their deaths by cannibalistically soul eating
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Her and the cockroaches
Argonia
Happy go licky
"To get rich is glorious" - Deng Xiaoping.
Get minted in the new currency, the Britcoin and enjoy your lives in the Republic now that Tyrant Coin has gone into Trotsky's dustbin of history along with good old cunning chess player and fluent German speaking Emperor Potentate Kakistocrat Kleptocrat Darth Vader Caligula Nero Abject Racist Philip the First the Greek Silly Bearskin Hats and Garish Military Uniforms why on earth wasn't he aborted before he was born? Now he's toast I can get on and study without having to live in abject anxiety and fear the whole time.
Poor Meghan Markle. If she had sent her dogshit children's book about Harry Hewitt the Hilter uniform boy and Afghanistan hero into a publsiher anonymously they would have told her to put it right up her vagina and set fire to it. How is poor old Harry Hewitt's crusade for mental health going? Has he blundered by getting the swastikas out again and is he busy having a Max Mosley leather and fetish BDSM orgy with Oprah? And if he is who is the sub and who is the dominatrix? And what is poor old confused and mentally scrambled Harry Hewitt's safe word and is the poor old chap squealing it at the top of his lungs right now as the Titanic goes down and he hits the bracing freezing cold water of the ocean without a lifejacket and without any hope of being rescued whatsoever?
Get minted in the new currency, the Britcoin and enjoy your lives in the Republic now that Tyrant Coin has gone into Trotsky's dustbin of history along with good old cunning chess player and fluent German speaking Emperor Potentate Kakistocrat Kleptocrat Darth Vader Caligula Nero Abject Racist Philip the First the Greek Silly Bearskin Hats and Garish Military Uniforms why on earth wasn't he aborted before he was born? Now he's toast I can get on and study without having to live in abject anxiety and fear the whole time.
Poor Meghan Markle. If she had sent her dogshit children's book about Harry Hewitt the Hilter uniform boy and Afghanistan hero into a publsiher anonymously they would have told her to put it right up her vagina and set fire to it. How is poor old Harry Hewitt's crusade for mental health going? Has he blundered by getting the swastikas out again and is he busy having a Max Mosley leather and fetish BDSM orgy with Oprah? And if he is who is the sub and who is the dominatrix? And what is poor old confused and mentally scrambled Harry Hewitt's safe word and is the poor old chap squealing it at the top of his lungs right now as the Titanic goes down and he hits the bracing freezing cold water of the ocean without a lifejacket and without any hope of being rescued whatsoever?
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