Has the Queen died?

[brogdale]

Rural half-wits? Aren't most of them from New York and Sydney?

Alright...global half-wits, then.

 

[J Ed]

Urbz made it happen!

Queen too ill to attend Christmas Day church service

 

[magneze]

^ Beat me to it!

 

[Gerry1time]

ZOMG THE QUUEN IS DED PROBLY!

 

[bi0boy]

 

[Lord Camomile]

Opinion from my mum: they wouldn't be able to keep Betty's death quiet, but might well do it for Phil.

 

[magneze]

The Queen has two birthdays, is it possible that the same works for death?

 

[J Ed]

The Queen has two birthdays, is it possible that the same works for death?

Lizards only die once

 

[moochedit]

^ Beat me to it!

And me

 

[moochedit]

I bet m15 will be raiding the urban office and taking the server away any min now.

 

[mauvais]

Lizards only die once

The low point of the Bond franchise there.

 

[bi0boy]

What time is the service? Perhaps the duke will let slip something live on air.

"How are you feeling sir?"
"Like a widower lol"

 

[J Ed]

If she actually dies it will be a great Christmas prezzie

 

[moochedit]

What time is the service? Perhaps the duke will let slip something live on air.

"How are you feeling sir?"
"Like a widower lol"

Is he going then? Thought he was "ill" as well?

 

[SaskiaJayne]

I think we are being softened up here. To be just brutally informed that her madge has croaked would be too much for the British public to bear. We don't want folk writhing in the streets wailing, gnashing their teeth, renting their clothes & cutting themselves with knives. This will be the biggest royal death since Diana & we obviously don't want a repeat of that debacle. The Facebook generation were just toddlers then. Imagine if that had been social media driven? It don't bear thinking about.

 

[Orang Utan]

I think we are being softened up here. To be just brutally informed that her madge has croaked would be too much for the British public to bear. We don't want folk writhing in the streets renting their clothes & cutting themselves with knives. This will be the biggest royal death since Diana & we obviously don't want a repeat of that debacle. The Facebook generation were just toddlers then. Imagine if that had been social media driven? It don't bear thinking about.

The announcement could be 'The Queen has gone to live on a farm in Wales, living an idyllic life chasing rabbits'.

 

[not-bono-ever]

She isnt well is she ? This could fuck up the Xmas telly schedule

 

[Dan U]

If she does pop her clogs its gonna be interesting watching all the right wing libertarian anti establishment types tie themselves up in knots about it.

Some will be honest and call for a republic but most will just go mad

 

[oryx]

The announcement could be 'The Queen has gone to live on a farm in Wales, living an idyllic life chasing rabbits'.

 

[Ax^]

The announcement could be 'The Queen has gone to live on a farm in Wales, living an idyllic life chasing rabbits'.

 

[SaskiaJayne]

It's possible she could have been killed for brexit. State funeral. Article 50 triggered. Charlie's coronation. Anti brexit voices swept away in a tide of patriotic fervour. Sounds like a go'er, she was old anyway.

 

[Zabo]

Two assessment doctors from the DWP have arrived at Sandringham to conduct a Capability Work Assessment on the Queen. 'She's not going to pull the ermine over our eyes', said one doctor. 'If she's fit enough to knock back a bottle of sloe gin, she's fit enough to go to church and fulfill her duties.'

 

[J Ed]

Fiji knows the truth

 

[stuff_it]

She isnt well is she ? This could fuck up the Xmas telly schedule

If she dies before 5.45 I will kill her myself.

 

[Celyn]

If she dies before 5.45 I will kill her myself.

With your time machine?

 

[stuff_it]

Animatronic taxidermy ... who'd notice ... ?

We didn't for the Queen Mum, and robotics have come on a bit since then.

 

[krink]

wish i'd stuck to that diet now, the old tshirt is a bit tight these days..

 

[not a trot]

Bit of a bastard for the royal coffin makers not knowing if they're required to work over crimbo.

Merry whatsit to everyone.

 

[Ax^]

coffins already sorted

 

[Celyn]

Bit of a bastard for the royal coffin makers not knowing if they're required to work over crimbo.

Merry whatsit to everyone.

Oh, they probably have teams of coffin-makers, always on demand, 24/7. And extra teams, just in case the first lot have been hitting the sherry.