Has the Queen died?
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mystic pyjamas
Don't call us,we'll call you.
Strangely enough about the same time as the "real" Paul Mc cartney, sometime around 1968.
Obviously deaded. Even if she had a severe attack of the shits she would have made Christmas day church in Pampas.
Dead is where my money is. It's like we're all living in a Communist state circa 1981 waiting for news from our leader who hasn't been seen publicly for weeks.
Dead is where my money is. It's like we're all living in a Communist state circa 1981 waiting for news from our leader who hasn't been seen publicly for weeks.
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
I'm sure David Attenborough would have mentioned this. I think you should check up on this before you go saying it in the pub.
Not sure he covered the illuminati tbh. He's probably one of them anyway.
Plumdaff
joy in people
A lot of people move politically to the left in later life.
Conspiracy theories are nonsense. If the Queen is Dead I'm Morrissey 
not a trot
Well-Known Member
Conspiracy theories are nonsense. If the Queen is Dead I'm Morrissey
Had a tiff with Phil and gone to stay with her Mum. Oh hang on.
Dead..................................................possibly.
Conspiracy theories are nonsense. If the Queen is Dead I'm Morrissey
It's fact though to those who've witnessed the acidic serpentine tongue first hand.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Yeh many people have noted the Queen's serpentine tongue but far fewer have drawn the appropriate conclusion.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Ok, supposing she has died and they don't want to ruin people's Christmas, when do they reveal the truth? Tomorrow? The next day? 2017?
Also, would be quite the spectacular end to the Year of the Reaper.
Also, would be quite the spectacular end to the Year of the Reaper.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
They will announce her death as soon as they can ensure a peaceful succession
When the evidence emerges that she's dead I'll believe that she is.
So far all we have is absence of evidence. Conspiranoid loons will say that proves their point, but fuck that loon shite I say.
So far all we have is absence of evidence. Conspiranoid loons will say that proves their point, but fuck that loon shite I say.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Bah, where's your sense of festivity? 
If we can't speculate wildly on the death of nonagenarian at Christmas, when can we?
If we can't speculate wildly on the death of nonagenarian at Christmas, when can we?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
And if there was a rightful monarch, they would descend from James II via Bonnie Prince Charlie
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Every day. This is what we do here at urban all year roundBah, where's your sense of festivity?
If we can't speculate wildly on the death of nonagenarian at Christmas, when can we?
bi0boy
Power User
I don't think you're taking this seriously enough
Definitely not, but fuck conspiracy theorists right up their own twazzocky arses 
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
There's no loony conspiracy, it's just the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas and their cabal are keeping the death of our head of state from us for their own malicious reasons.Definitely not, but fuck conspiracy theorists right up their own twazzocky arses
That sounds quite conspiranoid to me ... even if it also turns out to be true, that just sounds like a loon comment.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Yes cos there's absolutely never been any sneaky conniving involving the royal family.
Yes, and because of that, she's clearly and definitely dead even in the absence of any actual evidence for her death.
You cheeky wind-up merchant
The Government are fucking shite.
Therefore they photograph the undersides of our feet from beneath the pavements, everywhere we walk.
Therefore they photograph the undersides of our feet from beneath the pavements, everywhere we walk.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
It is the absence of evidence of her continued existence - the existence of one of the most documented women in the world - which suggests she is no more.Yes, and because of that, she's clearly and definitely dead even in the absence of any actual evidence for her death.
You cheeky wind-up merchant
TheHoodedClaw
acknowledging ur soup leg
Enjoying the edgelords using the same "lizard" rhetoric as the likes of David Icke.
"Suggests" ....
Even if I'm wrong, which I might TURN OUT to be, I prefer caution. And evidence.
And I instinctively react against loontalk..
Even if I'm wrong, which I might TURN OUT to be, I prefer caution. And evidence.
And I instinctively react against loontalk..
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