Has the Queen died?

[scifisam]

As long as they don't let it fuck up anything important, as they did in 2011 when some wedding interrupted the semis of the World Snooker finals.

Snooker interrupted the X-Files for years, so it had it coming

 

[platinumsage]

We'll get one for her funeral and another one for the coronation a year later

And then another for his funeral and another for the coronation a year later.

 

[tim]

And then another for his funeral and another for the coronation a year later.

Typical, you wait 69 years for a new king and then two come along together. It's all Sadiq Khan's fault.

 

[stavros]

Snooker interrupted the X-Files for years, so it had it coming

I don't think you can compare a royal wedding to the X-Files. One's the tale of a man and woman living in a strange world, where bizarre and wholly improbable things happen as they're controlled by state apparatus...


... and the other launched the career of Gillian Anderson.

 

[platinumsage]

According to the Daily Mail it’s high time she started falling over in public.

 

[brogdale]

According to the Daily Mail it’s high time she started falling over in public.

Amazing what Boston Dynamics can build these days.

 

[billy_bob]

If you ask me, her failure to support this country's struggling stairlift industry at this difficult time is nothing short of a national disgrace.

 

[stavros]

According to the Daily Mail it’s high time she started falling over in public.

Her core skills have always been in the use of her upper limbs. I mean, look at the range she possesses:

 

[Serene]

Someone saw Prince Philip carrying a rolled up carpet out of Balmoral this week with one of the servants, with an arm hanging out of it.

 

[extra dry]

She fought in the second world war, killed millions, been on tv and got loads of money, what did you do today?


Only joking Merry christmas

 

[brogdale]

She fought in the second world war, killed millions, been on tv and got loads of money, what did you do today?


Only joking Merry christmas

Obit?

 

[danny la rouge]

Obit?

No, she just looks like one, but she’s actually ‘uman.

 

[brogdale]

No, she just looks like one, but she’s actually ‘uman.

?

Mama dear...

 

[brogdale]

btw...more of those Wall's fingers from the lesser lizard...will she outlive him?

 

[Argonia]

Did anyone watch the Christmas broadcast? How dead did she look?

 

[not a trot]

Did anyone watch the Christmas broadcast? How dead did she look?

Thought she was pissed, or maybe that was me.

 

[Pickman's model]

Did anyone watch the Christmas broadcast? How dead did she look?

As dead as cliff richard

 

[Argonia]

What will you do to celebrate the big day when Cliff ascends to the pearly gates, Pickman's?

 

[tim]

Her core skills have always been in the use of her upper limbs. I mean, look at the range she possesses:

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She used to be able to fully stretch her arm out. Getting old has its tribulations.

 

[stavros]

She used to be able to fully stretch her arm out. Getting old has its tribulations.

She's incrementally passing the baton on:

 

[Edie]

?

Mama dear...

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Why are his fingers so swollen, does he have heart failure?

 

[Pickman's model]

Why are his fingers so swollen, does he have heart failure?

Because the plastic human skin has to cover lizard claws
Note the lack of thumbs, a dead giveaway

 

[William of Walworth]

I don't give much more than a single fuck about any of this, but concerning Bank Holidays .....

We'll get one for her funeral and another one for the coronation a year later

And then another for his funeral and another for the coronation a year later.

, but at least one of those extra BH's absolutely must coincide with the w/e of the last Saturday of June -- Friday or Monday, either would do

If we have to wait until 2022, we'd deal

 

[MickiQ]

I don't give much more than a single fuck about any of this, but concerning Bank Holidays .....





, but at least one of those extra BH's absolutely must coincide with the w/e of the last Saturday of June -- Friday or Monday, either would do

If we have to wait until 2022, we'd deal

You do realise that if Brenda pegs it around June and her funeral conflicts with Glastonbury then Glastonbury gets cancelled right?

 

[Pickman's model]

Be best if she ups stumps now because all the miserable bit, the national mourning, would happen while everything's locked down

 

[tim]

Be best if she ups stumps now because all the miserable bit, the national mourning, would happen while everything's locked down

A bit of a damper on the spontaneous celebrations. Whose going to be out on the streets dancing if there's a risk of being flung into the back of a black maria alongside Piers Corbyn and Lawrence Fox?

 

[moochedit]

You do realise that if Brenda pegs it around June and her funeral conflicts with Glastonbury then Glastonbury gets cancelled right?

I'd be amazed if Glastonbury or any other (legal) festival goes ahead in 2021 due to covid.

 

[extra dry]

What will you do to celebrate the big day when Cliff ascends to the pearly gates, Pickman's?

From what I ve heard Cliff will more likely end up in that other place

 

[tim]

From what I ve heard Cliff will more likely end up in that other place

Yes, Valhalla

 

[Sprocket.]

Yes, Valhalla

Only if he dies in battle or with his sword or axe in his hand. Otherwise he goes to Asgard with the Bards.