Has the Queen died?

[Argonia]

Bomb!

Bomb disposal team called to Queen's Scottish home

Officers seen carrying out searches in grounds of Palace of Holyroodhouse

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

Bomb!

Bomb disposal team called to Queen's Scottish home

Officers seen carrying out searches in grounds of Palace of Holyroodhouse

www.walesonline.co.uk

must try harder

 

[elbows]

“A 39-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the incident. There was no threat to the public and inquiries are ongoing into the full circumstances."

How old is Harry?

 

[Pickman's model]

How old is Harry?

36

 

[brogdale]

must try harder

Where are Наро́дная во́ля when you need them?

 

[elbows]

36

Maybe they just turned a digit upside down to keep the Daily Impale off the scent.

 

[T & P]

How old is Harry?

 

[tim]

Crown Prince (and very briefly King) Dipendra was a thirty-something old Etonian.

 

[brogdale]

Train load of Nazi gold?

What do we reckon?

Police have been barred from searching the Queen’s private estates for stolen or looted artefacts after ministers granted her a personal exemption from a law that protects the world’s cultural property, the Guardian can reveal.

Buckingham Palace and the government are refusing to say why it was deemed necessary in 2017 to give the Queen an exemption that prevents police from searching Balmoral and Sandringham.

 

[oryx]

Train load of Nazi gold?

What do we reckon?

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[stavros]

Not only is she not dead, she's still procreating!



(From the BBC website.)

 

[Pickman's model]

Not only is she not dead, she's still procreating!

View attachment 260410

(From the BBC website.)

you'd think by now she might have worked it out

 

[AmateurAgitator]

NO. THE QUEEN HASN'T DIED!!!

 

[AmateurAgitator]

OH. WHAT'S THAT??!!! THE QUEEN IS STILL ALIVE?!!! WELL SHAFT ME SIDEWAYS!!! WHO WOULDA THUNK?!!!!

 

[elbows]

I expect you have proof that she is alive, perhaps CCTV footage of her sneaking into your house and stealing your caps lock key?

 

[Orang Utan]

Train load of Nazi gold?

What do we reckon?

View attachment 260229

She’s a kleptomaniac clearly. She keeps her loot in her handbag

 

[brogdale]

Not this thread.

 

[TopCat]

She has stuck it out this long just so she can spit on that cunts grave.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Bumping this is going to be the new "bumping the Phil thread" isn't it

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Bumping this is going to be the new "bumping the Phil thread" isn't it

And they're all moaning bout the beeb's coverage!

 

[BobDavis]

Loads of life left in the queen I reckon. Never done fuck all & good doctors. Go to 110 probably. So who is going to be the next Queen’s consort ?

 

[Elpenor]

Piers Morgan, that’s why he left GMB, he got the scoop early

 

[gentlegreen]

I'll soon have them all iggied...

 

[Pickman's model]

Could we rename this thread why hasn't the queen died yet?

 

[stavros]

Loads of life left in the queen I reckon. Never done fuck all & good doctors. Go to 110 probably. So who is going to be the next Queen’s consort ?

Stayed tuned to Naked Attraction to find out.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Any news?

 

[moochedit]

Any news?

* drums fingers *

 

[Pickman's model]

* drums fingers *

* taps watch *

 

[Sprocket.]

* taps watch *

And Cliff Richard still lives on!

 

[Pickman's model]

And Cliff Richard still lives on!