Has the Queen died?

[Gort]

Loads of life left in the queen I reckon. Never done fuck all & good doctors. Go to 110 probably. So who is going to be the next Queen’s consort ?

Someone within the family.

 

[TopCat]

Just looking at the bbc iplayer. It’s mad. Total tonguing.

 

[Gort]

Just looking at the bbc iplayer. It’s mad. Total tonguing.

Remember this the next time the Establishment and their media lackeys harp on about North Korean cult worship.

 

[tim]

Remember this the next time the Establishment and their media lackeys harp on about North Korean cult worship.

Fuck off Mr Juche puppet: there's more than enough contempt here for it to embrace the murderous Korean King and those of his dynasty he hasn't already had slaughtered.

 

[Gort]

Well, as I said, the UK media is certainly acting like it's North Korea on steroids right now. Not a nice sight.

 

[8ball]

Well, as I said, the UK media is certainly acting like it's North Korea on steroids right now. Not a nice sight.

Imagine what it will be like when Brenda karks it.

 

[Gort]

Imagine what it will be like when Brenda karks it.

We'll be stopped every five minutes by the Mourning Compliance Police to count how many tears we've shed. Onions will be high in demand.

 

[8ball]

Fuck me, the Beeb have posted some poor cunt outside Buck Pal.
Apparently you can hear swans...

 

[fishfinger]

Fuck me, the Beeb have posted some poor cunt outside Buck Pal.
Apparently you can hear swans...

Prince Philip - When Swans Cry

 

[krtek a houby]

Prince Philip - When Swans Cry

Purple Reign

 

[Gort]

Fuck me, the Beeb have posted some poor cunt outside Buck Pal.
Apparently you can hear swans...

Swans can be quite a loud band. I'm surprised that they're entertaining the royal family at this moment of time. Maybe they're trying to get their loud music to wake him back up again before breakfast.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Yeah the Queen died on the 24 of November 1991.

 

[Orang Utan]

Prince Philip - When Swans Cry

When Grouse Rejoice more like

 

[TopCat]

When Grouse Rejoice more like

I wonder which wildlife shooting cunt will take over at the WWF?

 

[Badgers]

Hopefully her entitled grief will end her

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder which wildlife shooting cunt will take over at the WWF?

 

[bmd]

Hopefully her entitled grief will end her

I wouldn't mind but the Beeb will die too if that happens.

 

[Badgers]

I wouldn't mind but the Beeb will die too if that happens.

Double win then

 

[bmd]

Double win then

No!

 

[brogdale]

Oh, sorry...no, not yet.

But if you're already fed up with the snooker...the state broadcaster has pulled out all the stops for this evening's fare...

 

[Teaboy]

We kept the Phillip dead thread bubbling along I think we can keep this one going for next 5 or 10 years or however long she chooses to carry on serving us.

 

[eatmorecheese]

She will die eventually. The way the country is going she will then be reanimated before every state opening of parliament, commonwealth summit and cup final, wreathed in flags.

 

[moochedit]

Oh, sorry...no, not yet.

But if you're already fed up with the snooker...the state broadcaster has pulled out all the stops for this evening's fare...

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Yes partridge is back! he's been away too long!

 

[moochedit]

She will die eventually. The way the country is going she will then be reanimated before every state opening of parliament, commonwealth summit and cup final, wreathed in flags.

Maybe they will preserve her body in a glass display cabinet ussr/north korea style. The eternal queen!

 

[bellaozzydog]

.wine

 

[two sheds]

((((toe))))

 

[bellaozzydog]

.wine

 

[platinumsage]

Today it has been confirmed that this time next year we will have a double bank holiday for the Queen’s platinum jubilee, which of course can only be celebrated if she doesn’t die first.

 

[Elpenor]

There is a 25% chance we won’t be celebrating according to Actuarial rates

 

[stavros]

Oh great. They'll probably want to create a commemorative stamp with her face on too.