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Funnier than he thinks he is.
Im sure they've only announced plans now to avoid the media sob stories from people who booked a wedding on the usual bank holiday weekend only to see it postponed, as happened for the VE Day celebrations!
Has the Queen died?
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Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Behave. That was Barbara Cartland.
Money up front I think. I'm not saying you're not good for it but rumours are what they are.
Still have a problem with the whole Queen Sun City thing.
Puddy_Tat
happy mew year
berkshire local news is running this today
www.getreading.co.uk
i thought it was technically an offence even to contemplate the demise of the reigning monarch?
Here's what happens when Queen Elizabeth II dies
Meticulous plans have been made for when The Queen passes away, and Her Majesty's final resting place is predicted to be in Windsor, Berkshire
i thought it was technically an offence even to contemplate the demise of the reigning monarch?
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
berkshire local news is running this today
Here's what happens when Queen Elizabeth II dies
Meticulous plans have been made for when The Queen passes away, and Her Majesty's final resting place is predicted to be in Windsor, Berkshire
i thought it was technically an offence even to contemplate the demise of the reigning monarch?
Yep even by viewing this thread, you could end up with your head on a spike at traitors corner!
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
I'm not massively a fan of the royal dudes, I'd have to say. 
Same time, I do like the idea of charles being pushed even further into old age before he gets the job. She embodies a dull relentless pointlessness, a commitment to 'duty' (lol), whereas he's just a deeply unimpressive human being. So, bang her in cryo stasis for a few decades till even that little fucker george has to wait till his 40s. Ideally though, full communism before that.
Same time, I do like the idea of charles being pushed even further into old age before he gets the job. She embodies a dull relentless pointlessness, a commitment to 'duty' (lol), whereas he's just a deeply unimpressive human being. So, bang her in cryo stasis for a few decades till even that little fucker george has to wait till his 40s. Ideally though, full communism before that.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
She's dead. But he's alive. Her slack jaw and barely open eyes are signs she's dead, while her position has clearly been arranged by a mortician or funeral directorStill far from convinced he is still alive. She looks like she's consciously avoiding touching him in case a bit falls off.
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
It's true her skin tone is very ... embalmed. But he looks more reanimated than animated - undead rather than not dead, perhaps. Does anyone know if Windsor was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, by any chance?
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
It all depends on what else gets shut during the national grieving bit, The Stock Exchange closing for a day will have zero impact on the Q's whereas the Beeb transmitting fuck all else will be annoying but livable with (Let's hear it for Netflix)
We were on holiday when both People's Princess and the Nation's Favourite Grandma joined the Choir Eternal and it had no impact on us but then neither of them were yer actual reigning monarch.
An extra day off would be nice but it would be just as much a waste after CoVID as during if the only options I have are sitting at home with a funeral dirge on the telly. Perhaps she can schedule it for summer so we can invite the kids round and we will have a respectful barbecue in the garden, that would be nice.
We were on holiday when both People's Princess and the Nation's Favourite Grandma joined the Choir Eternal and it had no impact on us but then neither of them were yer actual reigning monarch.
An extra day off would be nice but it would be just as much a waste after CoVID as during if the only options I have are sitting at home with a funeral dirge on the telly. Perhaps she can schedule it for summer so we can invite the kids round and we will have a respectful barbecue in the garden, that would be nice.
Pretty sure that's a ventriloquist's dummy, not that Phil is likely to notice.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
She can’t survive without her dogs, so she doesn’t have much time left:
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
My dad is exactly the same age as big nose, what the fuck are they doing to keep his auld mam alive.
This queen shit is some sort of weekend at bernies/west world mashup
This queen shit is some sort of weekend at bernies/west world mashup
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
Is that Candy in the picture? Looks like it's thinking 'Save me! Save me before she gets hungry again and it's my turn to go!'
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
always hard to lose a dog.
Of course, I agree completely and don't begrudge even Brenda a recognition of that.
You haven't half made me look like a cunt for my previous post, though
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Poor Prince Philip fell victim to the queen's witchcraft as she turned him into a dog for spilling soup
Got my hopes up. Again.
Elpenor
A messed-up, fucking cunt according to Cupid Stunt
Of course, I agree completely and don't begrudge even Brenda a recognition of that.
You haven't half made me look like a cunt for my previous post, though
I forgot to add, particularly as they are no doubt preferable to her kids who are largely awful!
Do we still get that extra bank holiday if she karks it in the next 18 months?
Mr.Bishie
pickled egg
Will we fuck - the cunts will swap it with the closest b/h that she snuffs it on. Like they did with our May Day this year.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
We'll get one for her funeral and another one for the coronation a year later
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