Has the Queen died?
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
By no means. This is the Churchill of 1915.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
i don't want stuff closing, If I've got a day off work I want to go somewhere. I already feel massively cheated on the day/weekend away front due to the fucking lurgy, I don't want to lose even more because some old biddy I don't know has died.Interestingly I have (for events) got 'Royal Death Cover' which covers me if any of the 'top tier' royal scroungers die
Cost a few quid but the UK will lose it's shit for 1-2 weeks depending on which scrounger dies.
Queen Elizabeth II has died at 96. Here's what happens next for the throne, currency, and more.
Queen Elizabeth's death means many changes will be underway in the UK, including several economic and cultural shake-ups.www.businessinsider.com
I'm self-employed as well now so I will lose money. We were on holiday when both People's Princess and the Nations Favourite Grandma pegged it and it didn't spoil our holidays one bit.
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belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
totally untrue! Churchill didn't 'abandon' Greece - he explicitly armed Greek nazi's to beat off the partisans.
December 3, 1944. Britain is still at with Germany, and allied to ther Greek partisans, as they had been for three years. But when there was a demonstration in support of the partisans in Athens, British forces opened fire and passed out guns to Greeks who had fought with the nazi's. Twenty-eight civilians, mostly young boys and girls, were killed and hundreds injured.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
He won't last that long in the south atlantic industrial zoneSo we'll be shot of him in (checks notes) forty years
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Oh and Churchill died in 1965 not 1955So we'll be shot of him in (checks notes) forty years
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
He looks like he's been surviving on raw seal blubber for a while already. Well, raw seal blubber and armagnac.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
He'll think armpit sweat is a treat before he's through
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
He finished his second stint as PM in 55 though.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
I wish Johnson was more like his hero, dead.
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Raheem
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He's perfectly Churchillian, i.e. a useless, entitled shit. It's the people who are supposed to be making him look good that don't measure up.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
This thread should be postponed until 2022
Queen's Platinum Jubilee to include extra bank holiday
A four-day celebration scheduled for June 2022 will mark the Queen's 70 years on the throne.
www.bbc.co.uk
maomao
普費斯
I saw that and thought it was pretty brave making plans a year and a half in advance for a 94 year old. Still if we do have the disappointment of her not popping her clogs anytime soon we get an extra day off to make up for it.This thread should be postponed until 2022
Queen's Platinum Jubilee to include extra bank holiday
A four-day celebration scheduled for June 2022 will mark the Queen's 70 years on the throne.www.bbc.co.uk
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
She'll be featuring in death pools for many years to come
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
70? She is about 20 years past that already.
maomao
普費斯
I believe he's referring to the length of her reign.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
Perhaps she'll carry on forever, and at first there will be incredulity that the oldest woman alive just happens to the queen, and as she just carries on people will start to speculate that this is confirmation that we are in fact living in a simulation, or that someone has discovered the key to immortality and she's their test subject, and there'll be end-time cults and stuff and the Russians will keep trying to assassinate her and it will all just get pretty crazy.
klang
klang
I'll be rewarding myself with a few days off once she snuffs it, 70 years or not.
I'm going to paint a fantasy scenario. Not that type.
Queenie makes it through to the Platinum Jubilee then carks it shortly afterwards. That's one bh for the Jubilee and one for her death. We then get another one for the coronation and then lets face it he's not a young man... could we hope for one more before the year is out?
I think we deserve it after what we've been through this year. Only shame is half the country won't have a job by then.
Queenie makes it through to the Platinum Jubilee then carks it shortly afterwards. That's one bh for the Jubilee and one for her death. We then get another one for the coronation and then lets face it he's not a young man... could we hope for one more before the year is out?
I think we deserve it after what we've been through this year. Only shame is half the country won't have a job by then.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
Think we'd get at least two anyway. Don't think they'd dare cancel the jubilee one. Let her die as soon as she feels like it.
We get two when she fucks off anyway. One for the death and one for the coronation. What I'm saying is that if she dies after the jubilee we get three and then after that its fingers crossed.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
She’ll cheat on Phil with with half of Slipknot and end up in a mangled Merc in the Tolworth underpass. 38p to the server-fund if I’m wrong.
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