Has the Queen died?

[stavros]

CGI has come such a long way.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

is she dead yet ?

No. But the day’s not yet done.

 

[MickiQ]

CGI has come such a long way.

I'm waiting for the first conspiraloon to claim that her words didn't match her mouth movements

 

[brogdale]

For one obvious reason...?

 

[Pickman's model]

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For one obvious reason...?

She's been garroted rather than shot, so a 21 garrot salute will be given instead which is rather quieter

 

[moochedit]

I'm waiting for the first conspiraloon to claim that her words didn't match her mouth movements

Well now you mention it

 

[brogdale]

Hands up who wants to wish Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg & Gotha happy birthday?

 

[stavros]

Firstly, I'm sorry to get anyone's hopes up.

Have Palace staff been furloughed? I've not heard it mentioned at all, although I've not heard that much mention of the Family in any regard. Is she now having to iron her own Corgies?

 

[moochedit]

Firstly, I'm sorry to get anyone's hopes up.

Have Palace staff been furloughed? I've not heard it mentioned at all, although I've not heard that much mention of the Family in any regard. Is she now having to iron her own Corgies?

Found this. (Sorry it's the express)

Queen in crisis: Royal Household warned of 'difficult time ahead'

QUEEN ELIZABETH II's finances are being dealt a hard blow by the coronavirus pandemic, with staff at the Royal Household being warned of the "very difficult times ahead".

www.express.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

Found this. (Sorry it's the express)

Queen in crisis: Royal Household warned of 'difficult time ahead'

QUEEN ELIZABETH II's finances are being dealt a hard blow by the coronavirus pandemic, with staff at the Royal Household being warned of the "very difficult times ahead".

www.express.co.uk

Is the queen being forced to wipe her own arse?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Is the queen being forced to wipe her own arse?

It's looking like she could lose £18M of her pocket money this year, due to the pandemic.

“There are undoubtedly very difficult times ahead and we realise many of you will be concerned

Undoubtedly. I'm thinking I might send her a care package.

 

[Epona]

Is the queen being forced to wipe her own arse?

"Staff at the Royal Household..." bet the poor sods (the staff who work for them I mean) haven't been allowed to leave the premises since mid February

 

[two sheds]

It's the corgis I feel sorry for

 

[elbows]

"Staff at the Royal Household..." bet the poor sods (the staff who work for them I mean) haven't been allowed to leave the premises since mid February

Yeah this has been known for a while, its even got a stupid name.

Twenty-two royal staff members sacrificed family life to remain isolated at Windsor Castle and to serve Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip for the duration of the coronavirus isolation.

A memo to the staff of householder Tony Johnstone-Burt, 62, a former Royal Navy officer, called the mission to protect the Queen and Prince Philip “HMS Bubble”.

‘HMS Bubble’: memo reveals how Queen and Prince Philip rely on 22 employees | FR24 News English

www.fr24news.com

 

[brogdale]

Yeah this has been known for a while, its even got a stupid name.

‘HMS Bubble’: memo reveals how Queen and Prince Philip rely on 22 employees | FR24 News English

www.fr24news.com

quarter wit lickspittles

 

[brogdale]

I mean 22...how many does takes to dress the corpses and check on the fridge occasionally?

 

[MickiQ]

I don't want her pegging it, this virus has already cost me 3 bank holidays (4 come Monday). It is her duty to hang on until this is over so we can have a couple to replace them.
God Bless Yer Ma'am

 

[moochedit]

Is the queen being forced to wipe her own arse?

The horror! ((queen))

 

[moochedit]

Is the queen being forced to wipe her own arse?

with the tp shortages and the chief arse wiper on furlough it must be getting a bit grim by now. She never needed potty training before.

 

[stavros]

Found this. (Sorry it's the express)

Speaking of which, if only we had Diana here. She'd cure Covid by waving, if Prince Phillip/MI5/Lord Lucan/Meghan Markle hadn't killed her.

 

[platinumsage]

Consensus in the comments that she now seems more frail for her age than prior to lockdown.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Shit bump

Surprised she didn’t nick auld Tom’s roller - do Fortnum & Mason’s sell up market rollers?

 

[Teaboy]

That's not 1m. Does she want him dead or something?

 

[BoxRoom]

That's not 1m. Does she want him dead or something?

That's what happens when you take such a big run up. You go so fast you misjudge stopping distance.

 

[Argonia]

Every time this gets bumped I get a thrill of excitement running through me.

 

[Pickman's model]

Speaking of which, if only we had Diana here. She'd cure Covid by waving, if Prince Phillip/MI5/Lord Lucan/Meghan Markle hadn't killed her.

I beg to differ. St Princess Di's farts would cure not only covid but cancer. By contrast Camilla's chunder cures bunions.

 

[Pickman's model]

Every time this gets bumped I get a thrill of excitement running through me.

And every time you feel let down

 

[two sheds]

Every time this gets bumped I get a thrill of excitement running through me.

It's the thought of King Charles IV that does it

 

[Pickman's model]

Consensus in the comments that she now seems more frail for her age than prior to lockdown.

They don't like the queen to keep hold of sharp implements I see

 

[Pickman's model]

It's the thought of King Charles IV that does it

George vii

Seventh of that name and hopefully only ruling for seven days