Has the Queen died?

[moochedit]

The press are just gagging for the queen and racist Phil to croak it. They can barely contain themselves.

"Get your 22 page full colour pull out souvinier special edition as we look back at the life of" ..etc.. kerching!

 

[moochedit]

after the funeral there'll be the coronation.

Oy no spoilers. I haven't seen episode 4 yet. Bloody torrent fiends. Wait til next week like the rest of us

 

[planetgeli]

I'm guessing this was a link set up ready for when phil croaks it but someone has published it early

They obviously pushed the 'death' button instead of the 'retirement' one.

They should have it marked more clearly. Like Diesel.

 

[stavros]

after the funeral there'll be the coronation. The orb and the sceptre will be brought out

I like the Orb (better than Elton John), but are the Sceptre any good?

 

[moochedit]

the other papers are having a gloat now

The Telegraph has killed Prince Philip

Daily Telegraph wrongly announces Duke of Edinburgh's death

Daily Telegraph publishes story saying Prince Philip is dead

apparently the sun did the same thing in may

 

[not-bono-ever]

Dirty old bastard

 

[moochedit]

Apparently the commonwealth are having a "secret" meeting today to decide if charlie gets the head of commonwealth job or not when lizzy dies. (On various news sites)

Why the urgency? what do they know?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Apparently the commonwealth are having a "secret" meeting today to decide if charlie gets the head of commonwealth job or not when lizzy dies. (On various news sites)

Why the urgency? what do they know?

Probably nothing. But it's wise to make plans for when a 91 year old dies!

 

[Sprocket.]

Probably nothing. But it's wise to make plans for when a 91 year old dies!

Very true, planning helps no end.
Take my grandpa for instance, he died on his 95th birthday and we had only given him half his bumps!

 

[Teaboy]

Would be funny if they decide they don't want that twat Charles.

 

[Idris2002]

Would be funny if they decide they don't want that twat Charles.

Australia rejected him as Governor-General years ago, didn't they?

 

[heinous seamus]

Maybe they're planning to assassinate her.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Probably nothing. But it's wise to make plans for when a 91 year old dies!

But not a 90 year old, evidently.

 

[moochedit]

Maybe they're planning to assassinate her.

Are there any grassy knoll's near buckingham palace?

 

[not a trot]

Would be funny if they decide they don't want that twat Charles.

Even funnier if they tell the whole family to go fuck themselves.

 

[sealion]

Maybe they're planning to assassinate her.

I'd take one for the team just to get rid of that old stoinker. If mi6 are reading this then i'm just kidding

 

[billy_bob]

I'd take one for the team just to get rid of that old stoinker. If mi6 are reading this then i'm just kidding

IF MI6 are reading this - that sounds like a double bluff to me...

 

[stavros]

Revivals of this thread just taunt us.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I'd take one for the team just to get rid of that old stoinker. If mi6 are reading this then i'm just kidding

Wow this escalated quickly...

Delivery man talked of killing David Cameron and Queen, court hears

 

[Dogsauce]

Are there any grassy knoll's near buckingham palace?

Parliament Hill? Shooters Hill? I guess you'd need quite a big gun, a Howitzer might manage it.

 

[moochedit]

she has a "cold" this is it

Queen pulls out of St Paul's Cathedral service because she feels 'under the weather'

 

[souljacker]

Imagine if she died 5 minutes before kick off of the World Cup final, featuring England. That would test the monarchist lickspittles.

 

[Pickman's model]

Imagine if she died 5 minutes before kick off of the World Cup final, featuring England. That would test the monarchist lickspittles.

imagine if she died just as a vital var decision was being made and they pulled the game and started playing funereal music

 

[Kaka Tim]

Imagine if she died 5 minutes before kick off of the World Cup final, featuring England. That would test the monarchist lickspittles.

BBC would interrupt the broadcast. nation would go ballistic. we'd become a republic by half time.

 

[souljacker]

imagine if she died just as a vital var decision was being made and they pulled the game and started playing funereal music

I reckon we'd be a republic in about 5 minutes.

 

[Pickman's model]

Wow this escalated quickly...

Delivery man talked of killing David Cameron and Queen, court hears

they can't jail everyone who talked of killing david cameron, the prisons would be thrice as full as they are now. at least.

 

[souljacker]

Jinx Kaka Tim

 

[not-bono-ever]

I hope not, there is nothing I would like to see more than her majesty greeting the team back from Russia with their newly won World Cup*










*no

 

[ddraig]

Imagine if she died 5 minutes before kick off of the World Cup final, featuring England. That would test the monarchist lickspittles.

not going to happen!
englund in the final