Has the Queen died?

[chilango]

Spoiler: It's coming home

 

[Edie]

I would absolutely fucking love the Queen to die the day we won the World Cup. Surely no amount of media manipulation could portray a nation in mourning.

 

[stavros]

She could've upstaged the Orange Orifice by karking it yesterday.

ETA: Or immediately upon physical contact with him.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

She didnt look so well walking around the garden today checking out the shiny shoes.

 

[danny la rouge]

checking out the shiny shoes

Sounds like a euphemism for "falling-over-drunk".

 

[brogdale]

Not croaked...recent images prove she's still around to record her annual broadcast.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

With technology nowadays we don't know whether the video is completely fake.

 

[moochedit]

With technology nowadays we don't know whether the video is completely fake.

Looks genuine to me.

 

[stavros]

It's nice that she still has photos of a youthful Phil in her office.

 

[brogdale]

Looks genuine to me.

Hmm...

Have the lizard overlords slipped up here? Different pic, different clothes to conceal the scales!

 

[not-bono-ever]

Can u pls stop bumping thread as it always disappoints when I click into it

Tks

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Can u pls stop bumping thread as it always disappoints when I click into it

Tks

It'll be true one of these days...

 

[moochedit]

*bump*

 

[brogdale]

Can u pls stop bumping thread as it always disappoints when I click into it

Tks

not-bono-ever

 

[MickiQ]

Can u pls stop bumping thread as it always disappoints when I click into it

Tks

We can safely assume that when Liz checks out, you won't learn from Urban it will be one of those "We interrupt our programming to bring you this important announcement" things, An alien invasion won't get as much press.

 

[SpackleFrog]

We can safely assume that when Liz checks out, you won't learn from Urban it will be one of those "We interrupt our programming to bring you this important announcement" things, An alien invasion won't get as much press.

That sounds like a challenge.

 

[brogdale]

There's some top-notch twitter trolling going on saying that the Queen's speech gold piano was 'rescued' from Saddam Hussein's palace.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

There's some top-notch twitter trolling going on saying that the Queen's speech gold piano was 'rescued' from Saddam Hussein's palace.

Yeah.. no...
I looked up about the piano (I'm a piano player and it interested me...briefly)

"The piano was made by Erard – the French firm whose instruments were famously used by Chopin, Liszt, Mendelssohn and Wagner. And it was made in 1856, during the reign of Queen Victoria and given to the queen on 30 April 1856."
From..
Who made the Queen’s gold grand piano? And how much is it worth? - Classic FM

 

[moochedit]

There's some top-notch twitter trolling going on saying that the Queen's speech gold piano was 'rescued' from Saddam Hussein's palace.

Sounds a bit donald trump (the gold that is not the piano)

 

[brogdale]

Yeah.. no...
I looked up about the piano (I'm a piano player and it interested me...briefly)

"The piano was made by Erard – the French firm whose instruments were famously used by Chopin, Liszt, Mendelssohn and Wagner. And it was made in 1856, during the reign of Queen Victoria and given to the queen on 30 April 1856."
From..
Who made the Queen’s gold grand piano? And how much is it worth? - Classic FM

Yeah, I know...but not nearly as funny.

 

[LDC]

not-bono-ever

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You seem to have got your pictures of Nora Batty on the way to Skegness for a night out and the Queen mixed up.

 

[brogdale]

Victor Lewis-Smith's (late) entry was jolly in a retro manner!

 

[BoxRoom]

Ha! I tweeted that before him! And I think I stole it from U75 too

 

[lizzieloo]

Next time you want to post about her maj, can you just start a new thread instead of bumping this one.

Only bump this one when she has died as it's a thread about her dying

Just stoppit

 

[moochedit]

Next time you want to post about her maj, can you just start a new thread instead of bumping this one.

Only bump this one when she has died as it's a thread about her dying

Just stoppit

Bump

 

[lizzieloo]

It's just too much like good news, I hate disappointment

 

[brogdale]

Next time you want to post about her maj, can you just start a new thread instead of bumping this one.

Only bump this one when she has died as it's a thread about her dying

Just stoppit

Just read the thread title!

 

[brogdale]

Ha! I tweeted that before him! And I think I stole it from U75 too

Was it posted on U75 before yesterday?

 

[BoxRoom]

Was it posted on U75 before yesterday?

I really can't remember when, sorry.

 

[Argonia]

Are all the banknotes going to have to be reprinted with Charles when the Queen dies?