Has the Queen died?

[souljacker]

not going to happen!
englund in the final

They've got a better chance than Wales

 

[ddraig]

They've got a better chance than Wales

O rly!!?

 

[stavros]

Imagine if she died 5 minutes before kick off of the World Cup final, featuring England. That would test the monarchist lickspittles.

The national anthem would be sung somewhat tongue in cheek.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Imagine if she died 5 minutes before kick off of the World Cup final, featuring England. That would test the monarchist lickspittles.

They'd just have to change it back to God Save the King and carry on from there. It's what the auld bat would've wanted.

 

[Pickman's model]

They'd just have to change it back to God Save the King and carry on from there. It's what the auld bat would've wanted.

Imagine the cacophony as 3/4 of the crowd sings queen through force of habit and confusion ensues

 

[killer b]

just seen this on the twitter, from an article in the times. bring it on.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Imagine the cacophony as 3/4 of the crowd sings queen through force of habit and confusion ensues

I like to think it would average out as 'Quing'.

 

[gentlegreen]

‘Castle Dove’ review takes place after Queen Elizabeth complained of feeling unwell
By John Smith Sunday, 01 July 2018 18:17 0



Her Majesty looking hale and hearty in a picture published a few days ago The Royal Family Twitter

ON Thursday of last week, Her Majesty cancelled an appointment at St Pauls Cathedral as she had complained of feeling unwell.

Just a few days later, according to UK media, British Government Ministers and Civil Servants met to discuss plans for mourning (operation ‘Castle Dove’) when the monarch inevitably passes away.

It is anticipated that her body will ‘lie in state’ in Westminster Hall so that well-wishers can pay their respects as 10 days of official mourning are announced.

‘Castle Dove’ review takes place after Queen Elizabeth complained of feeling unwell

 

[SpookyFrank]

‘Castle Dove’ review takes place after Queen Elizabeth complained of feeling unwell

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Surely the whole point of a monarchy is that power instantly and magically passes to the next cousin-fucker in line with zero human intervention? Why bother planning for it?

 

[Pickman's model]

Surely the whole point of a monarchy is that power instantly and magically passes to the next cousin-fucker in line with zero human intervention? Why bother planning for it?

helps pass the time until she rolls a seven

 

[Fez909]

Surely the whole point of a monarchy is that power instantly and magically passes to the next cousin-fucker in line with zero human intervention? Why bother planning for it?

Because one is suprisingly likeable for a Queen and the other is a dangerous loonspud, who will alienate the Royal Family from the subset of the British public who are into this sort of thing, and whip up republican sentiment to levels not seen in a generation.

 

[chilango]

What's you Castle Dove playlist?

I'd start with:



Followed by:

 

[SikhWarrioR]

Sorry but as far as I am concerned these are the best things for British Royalty Especially when chas saxe-coberg -gotha takes over from his mother lizzy saxe-coberg=gotha

 

[farmerbarleymow]

-gotha takes over from his mother lizzyard saxe-coberg=gotha

That's better.

 

[elbows]

Because one is suprisingly likeable for a Queen and the other is a dangerous loonspud, who will alienate the Royal Family from the subset of the British public who are into this sort of thing, and whip up republican sentiment to levels not seen in a generation.

Chexit can fix that

 

[gosub]

Trump to meet Queen Elizabeth despite chorus of discontent

Dying would be a very British way of getting out of it

 

[pesh]

which one are you thinking of?

 

[danny la rouge]

which one are you thinking of?

Twofer.

 

[frogwoman]

i dreamt that the queen had died last night.

 

[pesh]

Twofer.

We’re gonna need a bigger Fiat Uno

 

[Pickman's model]

Trump to meet Queen Elizabeth despite chorus of discontent

Dying would be a very British way of getting out of it

sounds like the queen would love trump

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Can confirm she looked fit and healthy at Holyroodhouse today. I wasn't there, but two folk I was at school with were judging by Facebook posts.

 

[stavros]

she looked fit

Each to their own.

 

[2hats]

Trump to meet Queen Elizabeth despite chorus of discontent

Dying would be a very British way of getting out of it

I've got my fingers crossed that she carks it shortly after he lands. Best timing: just as he goes to grope gets introduced to her. That way she doesn’t have to put up with him and upstages him at the same time. Bonus points if England make it to the world cup final and she simultaneously creates a TV broadcasting/national dilemma.

 

[stavros]

How would she cope with being in close proximity to a bigoted old man with an inability to bite his tongue?

 

[elbows]

I've got my fingers crossed that she carks it shortly after he lands. Best timing: just as he goes to grope gets introduced to her. That way she doesn’t have to put up with him and upstages him at the same time. Bonus points if England make it to the world cup final and she simultaneously creates a TV broadcasting/national dilemma.

If she is going to die during their meeting, may as well fit her with a poison gas tooth.

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

In amongst all the current Tory shenanigans on the news, there was a story about the Christening of her latest great grandchild which I think said she didn’t attend..........significant?

 

[chilango]

May resigns. England win the world cup. Mrs Windsor dies.

Sunday could be a busy day.

 

[belboid]

May resigns. England win the world cup. Mrs Windsor dies.

Sunday could be a busy day.

The day after Trump had to escape from a rampaging mob by helicopter, too.

 

[gentlegreen]

May resigns. England win the world cup. Mrs Windsor dies.
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Mogg and woo woo chaz Windsor take their places ...