Has the Queen died?

[Gromit]

I Eat My Peas with Honey
By Anonymous

I eat my peas with honey;
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

You'd hoped to see him attend a charity concert in November?

No, I hoped to see him being removed from Buck House and loaded into a hearse.

 

[phillm]

There must be another Royal Variety Show due and he just can't take any more. There is only so much suffering one man can take royal or not.

Particuarly so since Britain's Got Talent winner gets involved and Rolf Harris is otherwise engaged.

 

[Pickman's model]

I always suspect the reason people quote shit like this is because they aren't creative or original enough to express their own thoughts and ideas and so borrow other people's like a cuckoo hijacking a nest.

have you ever had a thought of your own which was in any way original?

 

[not a trot]

I bet he still gets the perks of the job.

Yeah waking up next to madge every morning is a real perk. Wonder if they have a little sniff under the duvet when one of them lets rip.

 

[phillm]

have you ever had a thought of your own which was in any way original?

no never...not going to start now either ... (can't be arsed to get the King Jame's version either)

Ecclesiastes 1:9New International Version (NIV)
9 What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.

 

[Pickman's model]

no never...not going to start now either ... (can't be arsed to get the King Jame's version either)

Ecclesiastes 1:9New International Version (NIV)
9 What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.

strange... didn't have you down as a bible-basher

 

[phillm]

strange... didn't have you down as a bible-basher

no I'm not a god botherer - just spent 10 years in Sunday school getting the stuff rammed down my throat so I remember huge chunks.

 

[Pickman's model]

no I'm not a god botherer - just spent 10 years in Sunday school getting the stuff rammed down my throat

so you vomit huge chunks.

 

[phillm]

so you vomit huge chunks.

3 lines would be more of a splash...

 

[Pickman's model]

3 lines would be more of a splash...

plus the huge heading, to let everyone know from whence it came

 

[bimble]

Ecclesiastes is brilliant.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Yeah waking up next to madge every morning is a real perk. Wonder if they have a little sniff under the duvet when one of them lets rip.

I doubt they share the same bedroom let alone a bed.

 

[Idris2002]

I Eat My Peas with Honey
By Anonymous

I eat my peas with honey;
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.

The boy stood on the burning deck,

His feet were full of blisters.

The blaze came up and burnt his pants:

So now he wears his sister's.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

The boy stood on the burning deck,

His feet were full of blisters.

The blaze came up and burnt his pants:

So now he wears his sister's.

There was a young fellow of Ealing
Endowed with such delicate feeling,
When he read on the door,
"Don't spit on the floor",
He lent back and spat on the ceiling.

 

[DotCommunist]

arrogant old fuckstain, summoning his minions from throughout the land to hear that he, prince phil, is hanging up his...what does he do? open places? hanging up his giant scissors.

what a swizz, i was hoping for a royal funeral

 

[mikey mikey]

 

[Pickman's model]

arrogant old fuckstain, summoning his minions from throughout the land to hear that he, prince phil, is hanging up his...what does he do? open places? hanging up his giant scissors.

what a swizz, i was hoping for a royal funeral

give it a month or two.

 

[Pickman's model]

I doubt they share the same palace let alone a bed.

corrected for you

 

[Idris2002]

arrogant old fuckstain, summoning his minions from throughout the land to hear that he, prince phil, is hanging up his...what does he do? open places? hanging up his giant scissors.

what a swizz, i was hoping for a royal funeral

I don't think this one rhymes or scans properly, Kimble.

 

[teqniq]

If only, but

Prince Philip deemed fit to work after ATOS work capability assessment - The Rochdale Herald

 

[hash tag]

As there is no Greggs in Windsor, will he choose Slough or MAidenhead I wonder?

Madge; the key phrases The secret codeword for when the Queen dies - revealed

 

[Pickman's model]

As there is no Greggs in Windsor, will he choose Slough or MAidenhead I wonder?

Madge; the key phrases The secret codeword for when the Queen dies - revealed

the "secret" codeword was revealed months ago on this very thread.

 

[Pickman's model]

Operation London Bridge: the secret plan for the days after the Queen’s death

Just so you are aware of the protocol people. If it turns out to be accurate, I may just end it all myself rather than have to tolerate it

16 march

 

[hash tag]

But Im old I dont remember stuff!

 

[Pickman's model]

But Im old I dont remember stuff!

that's why we have a search function, so you don't have to remember

 

[hash tag]

remember what?

 

[Pickman's model]

remember what?

that's better.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Queen's aides 'call ALL royal staff to emergency meeting at Buckingham Palace'

Because it's been over a week since we last had some speculation

My money's on Phil the Greek having had a stroke or some such. Or, she's abdicating cuz of her age.

From what I've heard, Phil is always having a stro...oh, you mean the other meaning!

 

[ViolentPanda]

I get excited whenever this thread pops up, stop it!!

Me too. Sexually.