Has the Queen died?

[fishfinger]

I hear the Queen ordered a load of barleywater so I fear some royal jonestown thing

White knights!

 

[Fez909]

It's two extra bank holidays when she does kick the bucket. Funeral, coronation. Or do we get one for Phil too?

Extra bank holidays?

This confirms that JC is the lizards' chosen candidate for PM!

Clearly the reptilians are worried that the Tories are going to bring about too much unrest with their policies, and that threatens their positions in society, and they've nipped it in the bud.

Go Jezza!

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Unless some more Bombay mix has gone missing

 

[Who PhD]

Emergency meeting!

Did the royal arse wiper phone in sick today? Was he deported by Theresa May?

 

[5t3IIa]

I don't see why all employees need calling to a meeting unless it's directly to do with their employment.

Well, they're a business and it's customary to let the staff know big news first so it doesn't have to be employment in the sense of their jobs, more what the boss has decided about X

 

[Callie]

I don't want more bank holidays in May! Spread them out a bit

 

[Pickman's model]

Seems fairly non-protocolish timing for an abdication, considering the election

you have it the wrong way round, seems fairly non-protocolish timing for an election, considering the abdication

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Well, they're a business and it's customary to let the staff know big news first so it doesn't have to be employment in the sense of their jobs, more what the boss has decided about X

We get bulletins. I'd love to spend a day travelling the length of the country to be told the MD is retiring.

Actually, are tax payers funding this?

 

[bi0boy]

Maybe they found Maddie?

 

[xenon]

Maybe Charles has done something terrible again.

 

[danny la rouge]

The rumour is that she's to announce she's taking over from Capaldi as the new Doctor.

 

[bluescreen]

Either she's making Charlie Regent. Or she's sacking a load of staff or parting with some of the palaces to save money. Guess which.

 

[Teaboy]

Pah. This is going to be an anti-climax. Beeb is already reporting such meetings happen roughly once a year. We're just going to have to accept they're invincible.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Perhaps Catherine and William are getting divorced.

 

[killer b]

Prince Edward announcing his engagement to Kylie Minogue

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Prince Edward announcing his engagement to Kylie Minogue

Jason Donovan would be more credible.

 

[Teaboy]

She'd decided to leave it all it to local donkey sanctuary?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Jason Donovan would be more credible.

The Queen gathered her staff to announce that Jason Donovan is marrying Kylie Minogue?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

The Queen gathered her staff to announce that Jason Donovan is marrying Kylie Minogue?

Fucking true royalty them is Kyles & Jase.

 

[jakejb79]

The Queen gathered her staff to announce that Jason Donovan is marrying Kylie Minogue?

So 1987.....

 

[bimble]

(DM)

 

[RD2003]

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She wants clarification, as she's heard that if she gets some Poles in to do the work, they might have to go home before it's finished.

 

[Yossarian]

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"And a special thanks to our colleagues from Scotland who've made the journey down here for me to tell them about the problems we're experiencing with shitty plumbing here at our London facility."

 

[felixthecat]

Well that was a very unexciting announcement.
95 year old retires

 

[souljacker]

Can you actually retire from doing fuck all?

 

[flypanam]

Shit, I was hoping that the man who wanted to be a tampon was to be king.

 

[5t3IIa]

You get pictures of an elephant on BBC though

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Pah. What a disappointment.

 

[Celyn]

How damn boring. No need for all that announcement drama if they're still failing to die off.

 

[magneze]

She'd decided to leave it all it to local donkey sanctuary?

The UK?