Has the Queen died?

[brogdale]

News about albatrosses!!! Satellite albatross counting!!

Sombre martial music can only be minutes away.

 

[5t3IIa]

Sombre martial music can only be minutes away.

But it'd sound more exciting and cool if they did it directly after the pips :<

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Plus we didn't get an announcement about the announcement. False alarm.

 

[jakejb79]

Anybody know what is wrong, if it's not about a death I think someone in the Royal Family is very ill.

 

[Pickman's model]

Anybody know what is wrong, if it's not about a death I think someone in the Royal Family is very ill.

Just one?

 

[brogdale]

Perhaps they're going back to Germany?

 

[Pickman's model]

Perhaps they're going back to Germany?

Perhaps they're on a one-way trip to ekaterinburg

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Perhaps they're going back to Germany?

Don't do that.

 

[5t3IIa]

I suppose if they are having a 'meeting' it's going to last a while, longer than half an hour...?

 

[Pickman's model]

I suppose if they are having a 'meeting' it's going to last a while, longer than half an hour...?

It lasts as long as it lasts as the bolsheviks said to nicholas ii

 

[moochedit]

Maybe she is taking direct control and putting philip in charge of the brexit negotiations?

 

[5t3IIa]

This shit is gold.

According to the Express the meeting is now at 1000.

A Buckingham Palace official, talking on condition of anonymity on Thursday morning, said there was "no cause for concern" about the Queen or Prince Philip's welfare.

The Queen’s servants from as far afield as Balmoral in Aberdeenshire have been ordered to attend the special meeting at 8am led by the Lord Chamberlain – the most senior officer of the Royal household.

The time was changed this morning to 10am.

 

[bi0boy]

I bet they want to get all the staff in one room so they can say no one leaves until the person who didn't flush the bog last week owns up to it.

 

[Pickman's model]

According to the Express the meeting is now at 1000.

Redundancies all round the cheapskate Queen will hand out the p45s in person.

 

[5t3IIa]

Today talking about it!

 

[5t3IIa]

Peter Hunt, Royal Correspondent - confirms meeting, BBC understands that it's not a meeting regarding 'health'

 

[Yossarian]

"My loyal servants, if you're in this room it means you've been selected for the privilege of serving me in the afterlife..."

 

[Fingers]

Prince Phillip ousts his predecessor, Paul Nuttall from UKIP leadership.

 

[5t3IIa]

He thinks it will be 'quite significant'.

 

[DexterTCN]

Maybe she's pregnant?

 

[bi0boy]

So many people sitting, and standing, this morning:

 

[gentlegreen]

The Sun offered :-



... like it was rushed out and they were still working on it ...

but when you click on it :-

 

[ruffneck23]

the meeting is now being reported on radio with the ' No cause for concern '

Someone was speculating that Prince Phillip will be giving up his patronages.

Nothing to see here

 

[Who PhD]

Maybe she is taking direct control and putting philip in charge of the brexit negotiations?

Was Jar Jar not available?

 

[5t3IIa]

Seems fairly non-protocolish timing for an abdication, considering the election

 

[moochedit]

the meeting is now being reported on radio with the ' No cause for concern '

They need to let her family on her home planet know before we get to hear about it.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Shes going to be the new Doctor Who?

could work. And exciting new companions with Mad racist Phil and wreck-head Harry. Maybe the Queen mum could occasionally pop up in the tardis as a disembodied, ghostly head to distribute gin and racing tips - Before she morphs into Davros (they have the same teeth - which is a bit of a giveaway).

 

[Pickman's model]

I hear the Queen ordered a load of barleywater so I fear some royal jonestown thing

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I don't see why all employees need calling to a meeting unless it's directly to do with their employment.

 

[brogdale]

Has Yewtree been closed yet? Just asking.