Has the Queen died?

[Pickman's model]

i wonder to what extent the national grief is less to do with the extinction of the abominable elizabeth and more to do with repugnance at her vile son

 

[Elpenor]

I only go to countries that have executed a monarch.

I shall holiday in the UK in anticipation then of such a day

 

[Pickman's model]

I shall holiday in the UK in anticipation then of such a day

30.1.1649 passed you by entirely then

i'm sure if you run through the history of the british empire you'll find that charles i not the only monarch to have been executed by the british - but the spanish, for example, famously executed the inca atahualpa so you can holiday in spain and peru according to the terms of your stricture

 

[Weller]

McDonald's to close for Queen's funeral on Monday





Monday is a McDonalds once a week treat for me after a shit day at work then down the local pub bar feeding the the juke box but thats been switched off till next tuesday along with all sport including pool table so a bit miffed that its going to be a really crap Monday even without work , its like everything we could otherwise do is being cancelled

Pizza Express will be open I expect if HE gets hungry on the way home

 

[brogdale]

Maybe it's the Bishops, but I'll say one thing (& 1 thing only) for Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg & Gotha...she hung on until blustercunt was history; fair play.

 

[brogdale]

Looks like they've mostly joined the RAF today.

 

[marty21]

I was talking to a colleague earlier about the fuss , then about all the Harry & Meghan hate . And we fantasised about an "accident" which involved the majority of the heirs , which ended with Harry & Meghan announcing to the world, We are King & Queen , bitches .

 

[editor]

McDonald's to close for Queen's funeral on Monday

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Monday is a McDonalds once a week treat for me after a shit day at work then down the local pub bar feeding the the juke box but thats been switched off till next tuesday along with all sport including pool table so a bit miffed that its going to be a really crap Monday even without work , its like everything we could otherwise do is being cancelled

Pizza Express will be open I expect if HE gets hungry on the way home

Personally I'd wish McDonalds closed down for every day of the week.

 

[brogdale]

Personally I'd wish McDonalds closed down for every day of the week.

I agree with that, but then again, I can still (just about) afford to use an oven.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

People have gone completely bonkers. Honestly, I despair.

 

[bmd]

BBC now being referred to as MournHub lol

 

[Epona]

I was talking to a colleague earlier about the fuss , then about all the Harry & Meghan hate . And we fantasised about an "accident" which involved the majority of the heirs , which ended with Harry & Meghan announcing to the world, We are King & Queen , bitches .

Aye, if I were religious I'd be praying for a meteor hitting the funeral on Monday.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I mean we all expected absurdity when this happened, but the endless reporting of what the coffin is up to now has gone beyond the absurd into the downright insane. I'm not reading any of the articles or watching live coverage but my god, these are sentient human beings producing this content. I don't know how they can stand it. What did you do today dad? I spent four hours waiting around in the rain to take a photo of a box getting loaded onto a plane. Why did you that dad? So help me Christ I have no fucking idea.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

It's been a great few days to be out of the UK.

 

[tommers]

Looks like they've mostly joined the RAF today.

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So the two not in uniform are the only two who have actually been on a tour of duty with the armed forces?

 

[souljacker]

So the two not in uniform are the only two who have actually been on a tour of duty with the armed forces?

The only two who have actually seen action I believe.

 

[Bingoman]

‘Swiss Army Tool’ would be a good insult, a tool on multiple levels.

There is many thing on them too

 

[moochedit]

It always amazes me when people say they are going on holiday to New York. Why would you go somewhere that hasn't got a King or a Queen? It's definitely the only reason to go on holiday somewhere. I've visited Amsterdam many times and the only reason was because the dutch have a queen.

I mean if Spain abolished their monarchy, their tourism would collapse overnight!

 

[moochedit]

McDonald's to close for Queen's funeral on Monday

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Monday is a McDonalds once a week treat for me after a shit day at work then down the local pub bar feeding the the juke box but thats been switched off till next tuesday along with all sport including pool table so a bit miffed that its going to be a really crap Monday even without work , its like everything we could otherwise do is being cancelled

Pizza Express will be open I expect if HE gets hungry on the way home

They open at 5pm.

 

[not-bono-ever]

30 hours possible Q. If there’s urbans in the Q, please give us regular updates

 

[David Clapson]

Shocking neglect of the public purse that the meet 'n greet with the corpse doesn't have a premium VIP lane or a selfie option.

 

[clicker]

30 hours possible Q. If there’s urbans in the Q, please give us regular updates

The queues at Euro Disney 10 years ago are still etched into my psyche and at least we got to go on Space Mountain at the end.

 

[Yossarian]

McDonald's to close for Queen's funeral on Monday

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Monday is a McDonalds once a week treat for me after a shit day at work then down the local pub bar feeding the the juke box but thats been switched off till next tuesday along with all sport including pool table so a bit miffed that its going to be a really crap Monday even without work , its like everything we could otherwise do is being cancelled

Pizza Express will be open I expect if HE gets hungry on the way home

Burger King, meanwhile, is rebranding itself Burger God Save the King, and KFC says its initials now stand for King Fucking Charles.

 

[moochedit]

Greggs closing too

 

[Petcha]

It's all pretty funny. I'm a gallows humour kinda chap, but this is fucking hilarious. It barely rains for months then pisses down the night loads of fucking weirdos decide to line up to look at a box, in tears at the 'selflessness' of a woman who's property folio alone is worth £17bn. Still, at least they got to turn the leccy off while they did their 30 hour wait. What a weird, weird country.

 

[BCBlues]

Shocking neglect of the public purse that the meet 'n greet with the corpse doesn't have a premium VIP lane or a selfie option.

There would have been if Johnson and Hancock were still about

 

[David Clapson]

Fucking idiots queuing for 30 hours to look at a box containing the corpse of someone they didn't know. Christ on a bike. They should all be disqualified from voting for life. Swap them for the people crossing the Channel in rubber boats. Send them to Rwanda.

 

[Petcha]

nope

 

[A380]

The muppets shouting God Save the King at Charles' car...what's wrong with them? Too much Game of Thrones? Maybe it's the combo of GoT, The Crown, Bridgerton and Brexit. It's a mass delusion.

TBF if Charles turned up at Westminster hall riding a dragon I'd review my decision to watch...

 

[A380]

I shall holiday in the UK in anticipation then of such a day

We already have (a few times actually) not just the formal time in 1649...