Has the Queen died?

[Bingoman]

You seem quite a fan. Why?

Brought up on the support for the royal fanily

 

[David Clapson]

Good to see that Prince Paedo was still not allowed to wear a uniform in Westminster Hall just now. Probably the worst humiliation of his life. How can he stand it? I'm actually surprised he hasn't topped himself.

 

[Petcha]

I watched a bit of it this afternoon. Probably the only 'official mourning' thing I've watched so far. It's very odd. What annoyed me most is that they seemed to take a stupid route to the abbey. A quick stroll ended up being a really really long walk.

Also gutted that no-one dropped the coffin and none of the horses bolted or did a big shit.

As a wag on one of the cricket sites commented, it's a shame the South African side weren't carrying it. Makes more sense if you follow cricket.

 

[Bingoman]

You tool.

Oh thank you,,I been called many thing but that a first

I'm happy to be called that and I hope who ever else insults me is polite

 

[Bingoman]

Oh, right - sorry, I hadn't realised you were trolling

Trolling no a tool yes

 

[moochedit]

You do realise that the royal family bring in the tourists and the money very year by opening Windsor and Buckingham palace

I've never heard that argument before. Thanks you've really made me re-think my republican views and i'm now a monarchist. God save the king!

 

[Sue]

Brought up on the support for the royal fanily

And you still support them now you're an adult? Why?

 

[brogdale]

And you still support them now you're an adult? Why?

Tool

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Few people think to visit Paris, tbf. Nobody's interested in ex-palaces like the Louvre.

 

[David Clapson]

The muppets shouting God Save the King at Charles' car...what's wrong with them? Too much Game of Thrones? Maybe it's the combo of GoT, The Crown, Bridgerton and Brexit. It's a mass delusion.

 

[billy_bob]

Brought up on the support for the royal fanily

I was brought up on the banks of the Tyne - doesn't mean I'm obliged to join Lindisfarne.

 

[Elpenor]

Few people think to visit Paris, tbf. Nobody's interested in ex-palaces like the Louvre.

You should see Angkor Wat in Cambodia, it’s so deserted it’s practically overgrown

 

[Sue]

Few people think to visit Paris, tbf. Nobody's interested in ex-palaces like the Louvre.

The silent streets of Paris. The Mona Lisa all alone and unloved.

 

[brogdale]

I've never heard that argument before. Thanks you've really made me re-think my republican views and i'm now a monarchist. God save the king!

Hold yer horses; what if I told you that Versailles pulls in more € than the £ pulled in by all the monarchical residences combined? Could I possibly draw you back to republicanism?

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Few people think to visit Paris, tbf. Nobody's interested in ex-palaces like the Louvre.

Yeah. Versailles may as well be knocked down, dusty, neglected dump that it is.

 

[brogdale]

The economic metrics all favour the guillotine.

 

[editor]

Green Park is fucking weird.. I don't think I can stand any more

 

[souljacker]

It always amazes me when people say they are going on holiday to New York. Why would you go somewhere that hasn't got a King or a Queen? It's definitely the only reason to go on holiday somewhere. I've visited Amsterdam many times and the only reason was because the dutch have a queen.

 

[brogdale]

Fucking monarchists coming on this thread causing upset; they need to button they lickspittle lips and SHOW SUM RESPECT

 

[Pickman's model]

Green Park is fucking weird.. I don't think I can stand any more

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That's a pity because there's lots more to come

 

[Wilf]

“Springwatch with Queen Elizabeth II”

Splutter.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

I only ever go to countries which either have a monarchy, have had a monarchy or might do in the future.

 

[Raheem]

I only go to countries that have executed a monarch.

 

[Epona]

You do realise that the royal family bring in the tourists and the money very year by opening Windsor and Buckingham palace

The palace of Versaille gets plenty of tourists, and we all know what happened to the residents.

 

[JimW]

I live in one where the palace eunuchs used to off the heir so their favoured concubine could exercise regency for a toddler and give plum jobs to the family.

 

[smmudge]

Why's there no webcam in the coffin? We need to see how the insects are getting on.

Fully hatched by now I'm sure

 

[MickiQ]

I feel sorry for the ticket guy at Versailles. Just forlornly sitting there, day after day, hoping this might be the day someone finally comes to buy a ticket from him.

The day the Q's went to Versailles it was rammed jam packed even though it had been over two hundred years since Louis's noggin was chopped off, clearly our Tourism Board could learn from the French one.

 

[Dystopiary]

I joked earlier on in this thread that I was going to limit my internetting to Urban, the Viz and Scarfolk Council until further notice, to get my fix of suitably disrespectful content.

Two of the three haven't disappointed. Still waiting for a take from the drunken bakers...

Their creator definitely hasn't on twitter. Thought this was the best of his recent typically bitter posts.

 

[Numbers]

Oh thank you,,I been called many thing but that a first

I'm happy to be called that and I hope who ever else insults me is polite

‘Swiss Army Tool’ would be a good insult, a tool on multiple levels.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

It always amazes me when people say they are going on holiday to New York. Why would you go somewhere that hasn't got a King or a Queen? It's definitely the only reason to go on holiday somewhere. I've visited Amsterdam many times and the only reason was because the dutch have a queen.

I'm sure they go to visit Trump Tower, the closest thing in the US to an actual palace.