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Has the Queen died?

A380 said:
We already have (a few times actually) not just the formal time in 1649...
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George V* so he wouldn’t be relegated to the tabloids and made the Times deadline…

*one of the George’s anyway, I don’t know how many we’ve had. Or care.
 
"Most took one last look back at the coffin before they left the hall. The mourners obediently followed the instruction to stay quiet as they made their way through the hall. "

What did the Guardian think would happen? That a Mexican mariachi band would whip out their instruments as they filed past?
 
If we really wanted to make money out of the royals we could do public executions at Wembley and charge for the tickets. And once Buck Pal's empty the queue'll move a bit faster cause the whole lot'll be empty.
 
A380 said:
"Most took one last look back at the coffin before they left the hall. The mourners obediently followed the instruction to stay quiet as they made their way through the hall. "

What did the Guardian think would happen? That a Mexican mariachi band would whip out their instruments as they filed past?
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The thing is - apparently this gonna be a 24 hour thing for the next few nights. So I assume there's gonna be at least a few louts who decide to go down there off their faces at 4am in the morning and send their farewells :D
 
When you're standing in line for 30 hours to look at some dead bint in a box, are you allowed to leave your spot in the line to go take a piss or do you just piss yourself where you stand?
 
SpookyFrank said:
When you're standing in line for 30 hours to look at some dead bint in a box, are you allowed to leave your spot in the line to go take a piss or do you just piss yourself where you stand?
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They appear to get yellow numbered wrist bands to mark your place in the queue.

So a bit like Alton Tours, although you probably don’t get your photo taken like on the log flume on the way out…
 
A380 said:
"Most took one last look back at the coffin before they left the hall. The mourners obediently followed the instruction to stay quiet as they made their way through the hall. "

What did the Guardian think would happen? That a Mexican mariachi band would whip out their instruments as they filed past?
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I. Would. Pay. To. See. That... :D
 
Artaxerxes said:
George V* so he wouldn’t be relegated to the tabloids and made the Times deadline…

*one of the George’s anyway, I don’t know how many we’ve had. Or care.
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Edward II 21 September 1327 - red hot poker pushed up his arse.
 
A380 said:
I’m actually quite fascinated by the live stream. I may not be able to stop watching till Monday. Proper slow telly…
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Years back i used to do a pub quiz up in archway. One day the landlord rigged up a video camera so he could be broadcast round the pub when asking the questions. It just showed a spot by the front door, but I found myself drawn to the TV stream although I was sitting right by the door myself :confused:
 
A380 said:
"Most took one last look back at the coffin before they left the hall. The mourners obediently followed the instruction to stay quiet as they made their way through the hall. "

What did the Guardian think would happen? That a Mexican mariachi band would whip out their instruments as they filed past?
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Usually there's nothing that makes my heart sink quite like a group of white British people getting ready to do the conga. This may be the one occasion when I'd have enjoyed it.
 
Petcha said:
The thing is - apparently this gonna be a 24 hour thing for the next few nights. So I assume there's gonna be at least a few louts who decide to go down there off their faces at 4am in the morning and send their farewells :D
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they should put her coffin in a perspex box.
I have a memory of meeting some mates buying all the eggs in a petrol station as they were driving down to see David Blaine in a perspex box by the river.
 
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