Has the Queen died?

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[Bingoman]

She has left Buckingham palace for the last time

 

[Sue]

She has left Buckingham palace for the last time

What's your point, caller?

 

[Petcha]

For anyone following my travails trying to fly the fuck out out here. Well, theyve rescheduled me, im at Heathrow, been scouring the place for a Queen souvenir for my friend who is shattered by her death (hes fucking nuts), and bizarrely all the shops here have been told to remove anything with her image from the shelves in case people get upset by seeing her.

So. Yes. Fucked over again. Still. The Elizabeth line worked beautifully.

 

[Pickman's model]

The radio is saying hardly anyone has known any other sovereign. But we all have - the nefandous king charles iii, the last of his name

 

[Bingoman]

What's your point, caller?

Just making obvious comment

 

[Pickman's model]

Just making obvious comment

That's a disappointment

 

[Bingoman]

That's a disappointment

Yep

 

[extra dry]

The radio is saying hardly anyone has known any other sovereign. But we all have - the nefandous king charles iii, the last of his name

I heard they will have a day of official mourning every year, forever. Everyone to wear black tie for a year and ban on music and late night openings

 

[billy_bob]

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I joked earlier on in this thread that I was going to limit my internetting to Urban, the Viz and Scarfolk Council until further notice, to get my fix of suitably disrespectful content.

Two of the three haven't disappointed. Still waiting for a take from the drunken bakers...

 

[Pickman's model]

I heard they will have a day of official mourning every year, forever. Everyone to wear black tie for a year and ban on music and late night openings

Anyone laughing or even smiling will be chastised

 

[billy_bob]

The radio is saying hardly anyone has known any other sovereign. But we all have - the nefandous king charles iii, the last of his name

Normalise calling him 'King Charles the Last'

 

[Bingoman]

Normalise calling him 'King Charles the Last'

Why?

 

[billy_bob]

Why?

Because he should be the last.

Sorry, thought that was clear.

 

[Bingoman]

Because he should be the last.

Sorry, thought that was clear.

I meant why should he be the last?

 

[Numbers]

Noncey looked to be getting a little shine on his forehead walking in the sun there.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Noncey looked to be getting a little shine on his forehead walking in the sun there.

Was he sweating?

 

[Numbers]

Was he sweating?

They didn’t zoom in on him and he’s in the shade now, jammy noncey cunt.

 

[Thaw]

I joked earlier on in this thread that I was going to limit my internetting to Urban, the Viz and Scarfolk Council until further notice, to get my fix of suitably disrespectful content.

Two of the three haven't disappointed. Still waiting for a take from the drunken bakers...

will Viz have the "Broon Bread Windsors"?

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

For anyone following my travails trying to fly the fuck out out here. Well, theyve rescheduled me, im at Heathrow, been scouring the place for a Queen souvenir for my friend who is shattered by her death (hes fucking nuts), and bizarrely all the shops here have been told to remove anything with her image from the shelves in case people get upset by seeing her.

So. Yes. Fucked over again. Still. The Elizabeth line worked beautifully.

If you're flying to the US, you should be able to pick something up upon arrival. It's all over here.

 

[Curiouscarl]

Queens been dead since, 24 November 1991.

 

[billy_bob]

I meant why should he be the last?

Because there shouldn't be any more of them.

Not sure where you're finding the lack of clarity in my position here.

 

[brogdale]

Losing track of these mad build-up days...they just said on R6 News that there'd been another fucking service today about Lying-in day or something? When the fuck is actual boxing day?

 

[Bingoman]

Because there shouldn't be any more of them.

Not sure where you're finding the lack of clarity in my position here.

You do realise that the royal family bring in the tourists and the money very year by opening Windsor and Buckingham palace

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

You do realise that the royal family bring in the tourists and the money very year by opening Windsor and Buckingham palace

I feel sorry for the ticket guy at Versailles. Just forlornly sitting there, day after day, hoping this might be the day someone finally comes to buy a ticket from him.

 

[David Clapson]

Shh dont give them ideas

I'm not sure they need any prompting. They're probably already halfway through the eardrums.

 

[souljacker]

I watched a bit of it this afternoon. Probably the only 'official mourning' thing I've watched so far. It's very odd. What annoyed me most is that they seemed to take a stupid route to the abbey. A quick stroll ended up being a really really long walk.

Also gutted that no-one dropped the coffin and none of the horses bolted or did a big shit.

 

[Sue]

You do realise that the royal family bring in the tourists and the money very year by opening Windsor and Buckingham palace

You seem quite a fan. Why?

 

[brogdale]

You do realise that the royal family bring in the tourists and the money very year by opening Windsor and Buckingham palace

You tool.

 

[billy_bob]

You do realise that the royal family bring in the tourists and the money very year by opening Windsor and Buckingham palace

Oh, right - sorry, I hadn't realised you were trolling