8ball
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I was just checking for news and it looks like Camilla's back with yet another evil plan to steal the throne
She looks quite well there.
Then again, so does Marilyn Monroe...
Has the Queen died?
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She looks quite well there.
Then again, so does Marilyn Monroe...
moochedit
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BBC News - Queen cancels pre-Christmas family lunch as Omicron surges
Queen cancels pre-Christmas family lunch as Omicron surges
A source says there was concern the event could put too many people's Christmas plans at risk.
www.bbc.co.uk
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She knows Omicron will be the thing that kills her because it almost rhymes with “oh, my crown”
elbows
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I'd never normally post the fucking Sun front page but on this occasion I will, given that just the other day they tried to use the Queens plans to peddle a disgraceful pandemic agenda....
BBC News - Queen cancels pre-Christmas family lunch as Omicron surges
Queen cancels pre-Christmas family lunch as Omicron surges
A source says there was concern the event could put too many people's Christmas plans at risk.www.bbc.co.uk
Ha ha ha.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
the people's paper MY ARSE
The people’s arse paper probably.
not-bono-ever
meh
More importantly, why did no one tell me about Roy Roger’s sexual exploits ?
RainbowTown
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For clarity this tweet by Wickham satirizes a now deleted tweet by Joy Morrissey MP in which she criticised Chris Whitty
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brogdale
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Indeed.
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She will never leave Windsor ever again:
Covid-19: The Queen cancels spending Christmas in Sandringham
The Queen will stay in Windsor Castle for Christmas, amid concerns over the Omicron variant.
www.bbc.co.uk
Pickman's model
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Sure she will, there'll be the lying in state in Westminster for a startShe will never leave Windsor ever again:
Covid-19: The Queen cancels spending Christmas in Sandringham
The Queen will stay in Windsor Castle for Christmas, amid concerns over the Omicron variant.www.bbc.co.uk
If she remained in Windsor and plugged herself into machinery that extended her life indefinitely, like the Emperor in Warhammer 40K, I could at least respect that.
DotCommunist
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There’s a waxwork for that, she’ll be too disfigured by the manner of her departure from this life.
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Michael Moorcock based king huon in the runestaff stories on Elizabeth ii
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everyone will want a bit of her to make sure she can never reassemble her body and return
MickiQ
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Always possess someone elses
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meh
they buried ceausescu and mrs ceausescu in different plots so they could not meet in the afterlife
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
I mean they won’t because there isn’t one, but I appreciate the sentiment.
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Starry Wisdom
It's more Osiris having his body chopped up by set than demonic possession
After doing some deep research, I'm starting to believe the mysterious 'Penny' could be the cause of the Queen's recent ill health and decline and the plots to steal the throne and whatnot, and not - as we had heretofore assumed - Camilla with her various evil schemes and plots 
not a trot
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Her son in law, whatever his name is, has tested positive. So they won't be visiting her. Another near miss for her. Getting close though.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
She’s absolutely fine. No cause for concern.
brogdale
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