Has the Queen died?

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[Pickman's model]

I have taken to sleeping in a suit, white shirt and black tie so I can get out of bed and get bang on it when the day comes.

You're coming to the u75 blues brothers party then

 

[steveseagull]

You're coming to the u75 blues brothers party then

Love to squire! Though will depend on how near death she is.

 

[platinumsage]

Hmmm, according to most sources she’s all set for hosting a bumper xmas at Sandringham, which perhaps indicates her “sprained back” etc was just a ruse because she couldn’t be arsed to do all those events. Without Philip nagging her it’s probably become a lot easier to do whatever the fuck she feels like.

 

[Carvaged]

Hmmm, according to most sources she’s all set for hosting a bumper xmas at Sandringham, which perhaps indicates her “sprained back” etc was just a ruse because she couldn’t be arsed to do all those events. Without Philip nagging her it’s probably become a lot easier to do whatever the fuck she feels like.

The sprained back was because, quite rightly, the Irish/Higgins were having none of the Northern Ireland centenary 'celebrations' and threw a DNA. Imagine being expected to attend a celebration to the brutal dismemberment and occupation of your own country and decades of civil unrest as a result?

 

[brogdale]

She'll cark tonight, just to stop Barbados ditching her as HoS.

 

[Raheem]

Surely Barbados would just think God was with them.

 

[moochedit]

She'll cark tonight, just to stop Barbados ditching her as HoS.

Can't really see the prospect of chucky as Hos would convince them to stick with the monarchy

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Bahnhof Strasse As U75’s official resident travel agent, I hope you are working on a range of last minute holidays that you can offer us when the tragic event happens. I for one would be willing to take a week break to anywhere departing the morning after the sad news, and weather the displeasure of my employer for the lack of notice.

Being abroad doesn't guarantee escape from maudlin sentiments. Me and then-bf were in Dublin on the day of Diana's funeral and an American overheard our British accents and told us she was "Sorry for your loss'" which was a bit weird, I mean it's not like we were BFFs, so I didn't personally feel any loss.

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[Serene]

Has anyone got pics of Charles taking the knee in Barbados?

 

[Raheem]

This is one of him just after taking a knee.

 

[Sue]

This is one of him just after taking a knee.

Strained back obviously runs in the family...

 

[eatmorecheese]

This is one of him just after taking a knee.

Piles. Duchy Original farmers.

 

[Pickman's model]

This is one of him just after taking a knee.

That is a really shot covid haircut

 

[Pickman's model]

That's your finest post this decade

 

[Pickman's model]

Can't really see the prospect of chucky as Hos would convince them to stick with the monarchy

They won't believe what he does then

 

[Artaxerxes]

Answer: the big men with guns who constantly monitor the old gal would machine gun the fucking thing

 

[stavros]

It'd be really useful for the Government if she were to kark it now. "Woman has baby" hasn't worked for them, so they'll be hoping "very old woman dies" will distract everyone.

 

[Pickman's model]

It'd be really useful for the Government if she were to kark it now. "Woman has baby" hasn't worked for them, so they'll be hoping "very old woman dies" will distract everyone.

Old woman is lizard

 

[bluescreen]

Elizard II

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Perhaps she'll die on Christmas Day.

 

[Pickman's model]

Perhaps she'll die on Christmas Day.

Why must she wait that long?

 

[Chilli.s]

Perhaps she'll die on Christmas Day.

Then the poor idiots who actually think she does that speech live will have kittens, it's a double win!

 

[Carvaged]

I was just checking for news and it looks like Camilla's back with yet another evil plan to steal the throne

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Then the poor idiots who actually think she does that speech live will have kittens, it's a double win!

Not live? What a swizz! Shouldn't be surprised, am starting to suspect that religious cult she heads up maybe worshiping false idols...

 

[MickiQ]

I was just checking for news and it looks like Camilla's back with yet another evil plan to steal the throne

That's got to be pretty old surely, Katie's youngest is about 3.5 now and Brenda still kicking

 

[Carvaged]

That's got to be pretty old surely, Katie's youngest is about 3.5 now and Brenda still kicking

Hard to say, she probably has another in the oven just for use in case of headline emergencies

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Perhaps she'll die on Christmas Day

Whenever she dies will be Christmas Day for some.

 

[Pickman's model]

Whenever she dies will be Christmas Day for some.

Like a winter with a thousand Christmases