Has the Queen died?

[Pickman's model]

Pilchards for party?

Pilchards are for prosperity

 

[brogdale]

 

[not-bono-ever]

She had sardines with tomato sauce. A bit mad I know but there you go.

The dog not HRH btw

 

[not-bono-ever]

HRH had swan, sturgeon and quail eggs for brekkie this morning

 

[Badgers]

Will she make it to christmas?

Let's hope not

 

[andysays]

She had sardines with tomato sauce. A bit mad I know but there you go.

The dog not HRH btw

Thinking of all the trouble her mum used to have, I hope you remembered to de-bone them first

 

[Chilli.s]

Thinking of all the trouble her mum used to have, I hope you remembered to de-bone them first

Some servant gets an OBE for that at the end of their career.

 

[Pickman's model]

Some servant gets an OBE for that at the end of their career.

the order of the brown nose would be more appropriate

 

[Carvaged]

 

[elbows]

The ize have it

Lizard, lisard, or Liz hard?

 

[Pickman's model]

Lizard, lisard, or Liz hard?

liz hard only during rigor mortis

 

[elbows]

liz hard only during rigor mortis

Regina Mortis.

 

[Pickman's model]

Regina Mortis.

then there will be regina morticia

 

[elbows]

then there will be regina morticia

That will bring scandal once it becomes clear that a member of the household is a bit handsy.

 

[tim]

Everyone will when King Charles is let loose on his unsuspecting subjects.

He, just like his predecessor and namesake, will be cut down when his subjects are let loose on his unsuspecting neck.

 

[not a trot]

Lizard, lisard, or Liz hard?

Eddie Izzard for Monarch.

 

[Raheem]

Eddie Izzard for Monarch.

"Quing", I guess.

 

[Serene]

then there will be regina morticia

Morticia is one of my faves.

 

[Serene]

Eddie Izzard for Monarch.

Do you know who that is? Thats Geoff Vader!

 

[Serene]

Prince William said that his family, the Royal family, have no racists in it. He said they are the most woke family that can be imagined.

 

[not-bono-ever]

off to bed now. Got my black suit pressed and ready for the 8 AM announcement

 

[moochedit]

off to bed now. Got my black suit pressed and ready for the 8 AM announcement

I hope you have your U75 dark theme enabled?

 

[steveseagull]

I have taken to sleeping in a suit, white shirt and black tie so I can get out of bed and get bang on it when the day comes.

 

[Raheem]

Live every day as if it's her last.

 

[brogdale]

It would be very convenient for Johnson if she were to cark tout suite

 

[Almor]

the order of the brown nose would be more appropriate

Order of the Brown Elbow since cutbacks have seen that member of staff take on responsibly for the Royal impacted bowel as well

 

[not-bono-ever]

Well that was an anti climax. I will put the black suit back in the Corby trouser press

 

[moochedit]

Well that was an anti climax. I will put the black suit back in the Corby trouser press

Just repeat every day. One day it won't be a drill!

 

[not a trot]

It would be very convenient for Johnson if she were to cark tout suite

Yeah, he can take Peppa Pig to the funeral.

 

[ruffneck23]

Yeah, he can take Peppa Pig to the funeral.

he would be fighting with davy boy for that date.