Has the Queen died?

[AmateurAgitator]

Liz could have some Islamic heritage according to the Mirror

Queen could be related to Prophet Muhammad due to possible Spanish ancestor

Some historians claim that the Queen is a distant relative to the Prophet Muhammad - the founder of Islam - after they studied 43 generations of her family tree

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[platinumsage]

It all makes sense now. Diana wasn’t targeted for dating a Muslim, but for not marrying him.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Or that the bank holiday could most conveniently be repurposed for Charles's coronation...

dunno

it was over a year between king george vi falling off his perch and the coronation, and edward viii never got a coronation before he quit

 

[Raheem]

Apparently, a competition opened today to design a pudding for one of the Queen's upcoming birthdays.

Best of luck, urbs.

 

[brogdale]

Apparently, a competition opened today to design a pudding for one of the Queen's upcoming birthdays.

Best of luck, urbs.

Archaic, obsolete, anachronism must crumble?

 

[Raheem]

Archaic, obsolete, anachronism must crumble?

Parasitic spongecake.

 

[not a trot]

A fucking huge spotted dick, just for the fun of it.

 

[brogdale]

Apple paedophile information exchange

 

[DotCommunist]

regicider lolly

 

[8ball]

Apple paedophile information exchange

If it wins the dessert competition it will be preceded by “Royal”. Meaning it would have the acronym RAPIE. This could be considered poor taste.

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

 

[Carvaged]

 

[Elpenor]

She’s been flown to Sandringham by helicopter - tremendous environmental credentials as ever from our lizard rulers.

Queen flies to Sandringham after Christmas Covid delay

The 95-year-old is expected to spend a few weeks in Norfolk, after her Christmas visit was postponed.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[equationgirl]

She’s been flown to Sandringham by helicopter - tremendous environmental credentials as ever from our lizard rulers.

Queen flies to Sandringham after Christmas Covid delay

The 95-year-old is expected to spend a few weeks in Norfolk, after her Christmas visit was postponed.

www.bbc.co.uk

Somehow I doubt she flew in a Chinook with no at-seat service...

 

[bluescreen]

Somehow I doubt she flew in a Chinook with no at-seat service...

And we can be sure that of all the helicopter pilots she could draw on, there was one left twiddling his thumbs.

 

[not-bono-ever]

ach, shes an auld wifie. give her a break. i would do the same if i was emperor and well old

 

[equationgirl]

ach, shes an auld wifie. give her a break. i would do the same if i was emperor and well old

To be fair, helicopter was probably the quickest way to get her to Sandringham.

 

[Raheem]

To be fair, helicopter was probably the quickest way to get her to Sandringham.

Trebuchet?

 

[not-bono-ever]

I kinda dont hate the like actual queen you know , its her job, thats her trade - her brood however are parasites who really should know better.

 

[Elpenor]

To be fair, helicopter was probably the quickest way to get her to Sandringham.

If only there was a royal train she could use

 

[Puddy_Tat]

If only there was a royal train she could use

maybe she didn't want to be 22 minutes late due to engineering work at slough?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

thats not engineering work, that is Slough.

 

[Kaka Tim]

you'd think she'd have her own hi-end tour bus with PlayStation, minibar, wide screen tv and jacuzzi.

 

[Teaboy]

you'd think she'd have her own hi-end tour bus with PlayStation, minibar, wide screen tv and jacuzzi.

Or at least a VIP section on the Megabus?

 

[Chilli.s]

She’s been flown to Sandringham by helicopter - tremendous environmental credentials as ever from our lizard rulers.

Queen flies to Sandringham after Christmas Covid delay

The 95-year-old is expected to spend a few weeks in Norfolk, after her Christmas visit was postponed.

www.bbc.co.uk

while she gets the 5star service there are other 95 year-olds missing out on their care either residential or in their own homes because of a broken low wage industry

 

[donkyboy]

Who is ready to celebrate the Queens Jubbly?

'Platinum Jubbly': The Queen's 70-year reign gets an Only Fools and Horses twist

A Chinese manufacturer makes 10,800 tea cups, mugs and plates to mark the Queen's seven decades as monarch, only to discover a vital spelling mistake.

news.sky.com

A Chinese manufacturer makes 10,800 tea cups, mugs and plates to mark the Queen's seven decades as monarch, only to discover a vital spelling mistake

 

[MickiQ]

Where's Trotter's Independent Trading when you need them?

 

[andysays]

Where's Trotter's Independent Trading when you need them?

"New York, Paris, Peckham Beijing"

 

[danny la rouge]

Just checking. It’s my birthday, you see.