Has the Queen died?

[AmateurAgitator]

Just checking. It’s my birthday, you see.

Happy birthday. Have a good un.

 

[ska invita]

Just checking. It’s my birthday, you see.

Again ?

 

[danny la rouge]

Again ?

I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.

 

[Pickman's model]

Again ?

Like the queen dlr celebrates several natal days

 

[DaveCinzano]

Like the queen dlr celebrates several natal days

But no Freistata ones

 

[Pickman's model]

But no Freistata ones

Does he do the Nova Scotia one?

 

[danny la rouge]

Like the queen dlr celebrates several natal days

57 so far. Unlike my Uncle Martin, who was born on 29th February.

 

[Pickman's model]

57 so far. Unlike my Uncle Martin, who was born on 29th February.

The Russians born on 30 Feb celebrated even fewer

 

[danny la rouge]

The Russians born on 30 Feb celebrated even fewer

And those born in the “monthless” days must have been confused af!

 

[Pickman's model]

And those born in the “monthless” days must have been confused af!

They surely were

 

[stavros]

A lot of Private Eye's joke pages are done on autopilot, but this made me chuckle:

 

[moochedit]

Just checking. It’s my birthday, you see.

Yes she was killed this morning by a hypnotised corgi

 

[brogdale]

The Queen is dead; long live the Queen...

 

[Dogsauce]

What exactly did Johnson bribe her with for this particular dead cat? Did he offer to name a tube line after her or something? That’s the Sunday paper headlines going off at a tangent for this week.

 

[Pickman's model]

The Queen is dead; long live the Queen...

Charles must never be king

 

[brogdale]

What exactly did Johnson bribe her with for this particular dead cat? Did he offer to name a tube line after her or something? That’s the Sunday paper headlines going off at a tangent for this week.

This is enough to turn my monarchist old Mum into a republican; she hates the old witch that caused the Queen of out hearts to be murdered.

 

[moochedit]

I was just checking for news and it looks like Camilla's back with yet another evil plan to steal the throne

It looks like she might succeed

 

[DaveCinzano]

Is no one going to acknowledge the Roy Rogers bombshell?!

 

[Elpenor]

Is no one going to acknowledge the Roy Rogers bombshell?!

Roy Rogers - Trigger - Someone called Dave is posting. Spooky

 

[MrCurry]

The Queen is dead; long live the Queen...

This must be confirmation of imminent Queen death more than anything else which has been said or done recently. That’s the one announcement they have delayed as long as possible, giving the public maximum time to forget Diana’s enmity to horse-face.

 

[platinumsage]

Just leaving this here.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just leaving this here.

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Like a shit on the doorstep

 

[PR1Berske]

This is enough to turn my monarchist old Mum into a republican; she hates the old witch that caused the Queen of out hearts to be murdered.

Yeah if you search "Diana Camilla" on Twitter you get quite the insight into the Queen Of Hearts superfans.

 

[krtek a houby]

Like a shit on the doorstep

In the windmills of your mind

 

[DaveCinzano]

Like a shit on the doorstep

<Crocodile Dundee>

Spoiler: You're not eating, are you?

</Crocodile Dundee>

 

[Pickman's model]

<Crocodile Dundee>

Spoiler: You're not eating, are you?

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</Crocodile Dundee>

not any more

 

[not-bono-ever]

She is dead to me

 

[MickiQ]

Yeah if you search "Diana Camilla" on Twitter you get quite the insight into the Queen Of Hearts superfans.

Oh yeah that was a bit of a rabbit hole, good stock of premium crazy down that one.

 

[killer b]

This is pretty sensational.

 

[two sheds]

she's on her way out the vultures are circling

Prince Charles to ‘move into’ Buckingham Palace when he’s King

The Prince of Wales currently resides in Clarence House while the Queen lives in Windsor Castle

www.independent.co.uk