GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[Badgers]

The word on the grapevine, is that they have realised they have totally cocked-up, and need to bring an expert out of retirement to turn things around, so they took the plunge and put the call in.

But, Roland Rat told them to fuck off.

Jim would fix it

 

[cupid_stunt]

Jim would fix it

He wouldn't be interested, they have already been fucked.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jim would fix it

Standard rescue operation - take a successful format, tweak it slightly, add your own flavour.

So look out for

• The Ex-Hebophiles
• I'm A Massive Racist Get Me Out Of Here
• The Masked Antivaxxer
• Great British Burka Off
• Have I Got Fruity Views For You
• Strictly Gammon Dancing

 

[cupid_stunt]

You may not be able to see the face of the guest on the right, but it's a great shot from a robot camera, showing another robot camera focusing in on them.

 

[Artaxerxes]

He wouldn't be interested, they have already been fucked.

Crude saying I know but Jimmy was very much an advocate of "any hole is a goal".

He'd fuck anything that couldn't get away.

 

[not a trot]

You may not be able to see the face of the guest on the right, but it's a great shot from a robot camera, showing another robot camera focusing in on them.

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Looks like the start of a homemade porno is about to happen.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Looks like the start of a homemade porno is about to happen.

"Flag Fucking Friday"

 

[Raheem]

Looks like the start of a homemade porno is about to happen.

"I'm here to fix the sound..."

 

[moochedit]

"I'm here to fix the sound..."

"Ohhh! That's a big microphone!"

 

[glitch hiker]

"Did you remember to unmute the SM's mike after he came back from that massive shit we nearly broadcast? No? Never mind, with her, nobody will notice. Except the SM, and I recorded his shit, so he won't be any trouble"

She has no clue how to present a TV programme, and she knows it.

And she knows that we know it too

My money's on Dan Woollen to go first. I doubt Andy "The Chairman" Neil doesn't much care for daily three hour festivals of covid denial.

 

[Raheem]

"Ohhh! That's a big microphone!"

"I can see why they call you the Best Boy..."

 

[glitch hiker]

"I'm here to fix the sound..."

"what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre?"

 

[8ball]

You may not be able to see the face of the guest on the right, but it's a great shot from a robot camera, showing another robot camera focusing in on them.

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Pardon my complete ignorance of TV production, but are robot cameras part of the reason why it's all descending into hilarity?

 

[existentialist]

He wouldn't be interested, they have already been fucked.

Dark.

 

[8ball]

Jim would fix it

It's Patches O'Houlihan, isn't it?

 

[Ted Striker]

Jim would fix it

Jim was cancelled by the snowflake mob. Even after his death he wasn't safe from woke britain.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Pardon my complete ignorance of TV production, but are robot cameras part of the reason why it's all descending into hilarity?

++I'M SORRY DAN I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT++

 

[Cerv]

Pardon my complete ignorance of TV production, but are robot cameras part of the reason why it's all descending into hilarity?

nah. everyone uses them. it's not like they're trying something new and different to cut costs over their rivals.
you could find clips on YouTube of BBC News with the robot cameras going wrong, but probably fewer times in years than gbeebies have managed in a week.

 

[8ball]

nah. everyone uses them. it's not like they're trying something new and different to cut costs over their rivals.
you could find clips on YouTube of BBC News with the robot cameras going wrong, but probably fewer times in years than gbeebies have managed in a week.

Gbeebies

(and thanks for the info, wasn't aware of the prevalence of robot cameras)

 

[DaveCinzano]

Standard rescue operation - take a successful format, tweak it slightly, add your own flavour.

So look out for

• The Ex-Hebophiles
• I'm A Massive Racist Get Me Out Of Here
• The Masked Antivaxxer
• Great British Burka Off
• Have I Got Fruity Views For You
• Strictly Gammon Dancing

• White Anti-Woke Club with Timmy Montgomerie
• Good Moaning Britain
• Lose Women
• 24 Hours In Aylesbury
• Embarrassing Busybodies
• Hate RefugeeMTV
• Dr Hydroxychloroquine, Medicine Woman

 

[8ball]

• 24 Hours In Aylesbury
• Dr Hydroxychloroquine, Medicine Woman

These two actually made a bit of beer come out of my nose.

 

[Cerv]

Gbeebies

(and thanks for the info, wasn't aware of the prevalence of robot cameras)

Mccoy at least should be used to them. from 2016:

 

[Calamity1971]

Good Moaning Britain

Now I've got Allo Allo going on in my head.

 

[8ball]

Mccoy at least should be used to them. from 2016:

I'd just assumed this sort of thing was down to someone going for a slash.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Now I've got Allo Allo going on in my head.

Well there are plenty of big boobies on show here

 

[Artaxerxes]

nah. everyone uses them. it's not like they're trying something new and different to cut costs over their rivals.
you could find clips on YouTube of BBC News with the robot cameras going wrong, but probably fewer times in years than gbeebies have managed in a week.

Not trying anything new and exciting but they are operating on absolute barebones salary and technical kit. Dread to think how much more "the talent" is getting paid compared to the basic frameworks of running the studio.

 

[8ball]

I feel a bit bad for the lad formerly from PC World who is getting his balls broken for not being able to perfectly program camerabots on a first attempt.

 

[DotCommunist]

L!ve TV staggered on for more than four years

entirely on the strength of topless darts

 

[Artaxerxes]

entirely on the strength of topless darts

Vær på Norsk

 

[8ball]

entirely on the strength of topless darts

I dimly remember a housemate watching something obsessively on that channel.
Pretty sure it wasn't topless darts. Was there another USP?