GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[Karl Masks]

 

[CH1]

New International Version Revelation 2: 19 I know your deeds, your love and faith, your service and perseverance, and that you are now doing more than you did at first.

so not a lot to do with the blasphemous, Jews or the Synagogue of Satan

Griffin made a mistake on the verses: Synagogue of Satan - Wikipedia

 

[two sheds]

made a mistake pretending to be religious, too.

 

[marty21]

I haven't watched GB news for several weeks, can't even be bothered with the clips that are pumped out - is it all #poppygate over there atm ?

 

[Lurdan]

made a mistake pretending to be religious, too.

One could say Calvin and Griffin both did. Then again they both exemplify aspects of historical Christian practise.

Bring on the lions I say.

 

[moochedit]

The john lewis christmas ad is winding them up apparently because there is "no dad"

Furious row erupts over 'missing dad' in John Lewis Xmas advert

GB News presenters say 'no dad allowed' as X users say 'Shame they had to go woke & not include a male'

www.coventrytelegraph.net

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Griffin made a mistake on the verses: Synagogue of Satan - Wikipedia

Nick Griffin parents made the mistake of having him.

 

[jakejb79]

If it’s been posted already I apologise, but how about a propaganda song praising Nigel Farage?

 

[Calamity1971]

Cos play vicar a fan boy of smogg?

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[Lurdan]

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That was a satire of him from a year ago, but In some ways the real thing is even funnier.

A collection of some onscreen banners, apparently from this week, posted to the excellent anti-antivaxxer x-twitter account @_johnbye

 

[Lurdan]

Spoiler: Text of screencapped x-tweet

Martin Daubney @MartinDaubney
So it kicked off at the Cenotaph... I got in there and did my best to diffuse it
[image of Daubeney facing a right-wing 'counter-protestor' with a head injury]
4:20 PM • Nov 11,2023

He'd been 'diffusing' it on his show and his social media all week. His attempts to 'defuse' the situation seem to have been rather less successful.

The old joke, when the News of the World sent a hack undercover into something sordid, was that at the point they might be implicated the story would conclude "I made my excuses and left". It might have been better if he'd tried that one.

 

[sim667]

Its now a £20 a month subscription for their online content.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Its now a £20 a month subscription for their online content.

Where did you find this info?

I can't see anything on their website, nor via google.

 

[tim]

I never knew that Willie Windsor was a football star, but I know buffer all about football.

It explains those locker room pegging rumours.

 

[sim667]

Where did you find this info?

I can't see anything on their website, nor via google.

https://www. gbn ews .com/news/gb-news-fastest-growing-digital-news-platform-uk

Link broken so they don't see u75 as a referrer........ If you go to that link its a membership only article and prompts you to subscribe.

 

[cupid_stunt]

https://www. gbn ews .com/news/gb-news-fastest-growing-digital-news-platform-uk

Link broken so they don't see u75 as a referrer........ If you go to that link its a membership only article and prompts you to subscribe.

It's not prompting me to subscribe, I can read their 'membership only articles' as if they are normal pages.

ETA - Oh hang on, I have 'bypass paywalls' installed, so that could explain it.

 

[brogdale]

Jesus, there's barrel scraping and then there's .....

 

[cupid_stunt]

Jesus, there's barrel scraping and then there's .....

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ESTHER McVey has made a shock return to the Cabinet as Rishi Sunak's "common sense tsar" tasked with tackling the scourge of wokery, The Sun understands.

Bonkers.

 

[brogdale]

Bonkers.

"Common sense tsar"; the irony dials are pegged at right round today at....

 

[existentialist]

Bonkers.

Jesus Christ - we've got a "minister for woke", now?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Jesus Christ - we've got a "minister for woke", now?

More a "minister for anti-woke".

 

[existentialist]

More a "minister for anti-woke".

I was channelling Orwell

 

[brogdale]

We need a 12...

 

[brogdale]

I mean...there are sea cucumbers with higher IQ than La Jenkyns

 

[Storm Fox]

More a "minister for anti-woke".

So "Minister for rabble-rousing against organisations that dare to not be 100% aligned with the ERG"
Including but limited to:
BBC
Homeless Charities
Environmental Charities
Charities in general
Foodbanks
National Trust
NHS

 

[cupid_stunt]

Farage is missing, because he's down under, ready to enter the jungle.

Let's hope he doesn't get out.

 

[moochedit]

Farage is missing, because he's down under, ready to enter the jungle.

Let's hope he doesn't get out.

Never watched it but do the people on i'm a celebrity know what's happenning in the outside world or are they cut off like big brother?

 

[Calamity1971]

Never watched it but do the people on i'm a celebrity know what's happenning in the outside world or are they cut off like big brother?

Totally cut off.