GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[Raheem]

Meanwhile Farage is calling for pogroms.

Salvation Army have a bit of a head start.

 

[CH1]

Fucking hell, it's like a joke without a punchline.

What it is is the GBN house-style of a controversial monologue to use up space.
Farage does it, The Coast Man does it, Father Calvin did it,, Mark Dolan does it. And because these monologues are selfies they are full of pompous unchecked shit.

 

[Gromit]

 

[tim]

Salvation Army have a bit of a head start.

They all went barmy, too.

 

[Elpenor]

Round someone’s house tonight and they’ve got Nigel’s show on, and apparently they watch it every week!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Round someone’s house tonight and they’ve got Nigel’s show on, and apparently they watch it every week!

Every week?

He's on four days a week.

Kill them!

 

[SpookyFrank]

From the John Bye x-twitter account some onscreen banners

Love how he's appearing on TV looking like a man who has been living in his allotment shed for the last six months since his wife threw him out. Must be a full time job for some poor intern just to make sure the piss bottles are kept out of shot.

 

[Elpenor]

Every week?

He's on four days a week.

Kill them!

Didn’t realise it was that often.

Might have to at this rate

 

[Ax^]

Round someone’s house tonight and they’ve got Nigel’s show on, and apparently they watch it every week!

quietly excuse yourself to use the toilet

and run

 

[klang]

Love how he's appearing on TV looking like a man who has been living in his allotment shed for the last six months since his wife threw him out. Must be a full time job for some poor intern just to make sure the piss bottles are kept out of shot.

Quite a common look in germany for new-ish right wingers and covid loons. Anti vax and freedom demos are full of the type.
And yes, a lot of them are proud of their allotments and organic crop.

 

[Elpenor]

Have to say his presenting skills are a bit car crash or should that be plane crash

 

[elbows]

Quite a common look in germany for new-ish right wingers and covid loons. Anti vax and freedom demos are full of the type.
And yes, a lot of them are proud of their allotments and organic crop.

I much preferred the Tiswas version of Compost Corner to these pale imitations.

 

[moochedit]

I hear Farage is doing "i'm a celebrity" or whatever it's called. He obviously needs the cash to get back in with couts

 

[moochedit]

Has boris started his kgb show yet?

 

[Ax^]

hm i wondering if he will turn up to it

with the covid reporting coming out and his target audience

being people he thought should of just rolled over and died to keep the economy going

 

[mx wcfc]

I hear Farage is doing "i'm a celebrity" or whatever it's called. He obviously needs the cash to get back in with couts

Yeah. Apparently it's worth a lot of money to him, potentially.

We need to find out how that works. If he gets kicked out in week one, does he only get £4.50? if so we all really need to vote him off early.

(I have never voted on that programme (or indeed watched it), but if that twat can be sent home early, I'm happy to send a text)

 

[krtek a houby]

Have to say his presenting skills are a bit car crash or should that be plane crash

Surprised he learnt nothing from his stint at radio presenting

 

[Yossarian]

quietly excuse yourself to use the toilet

And leave an upper decker

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Crick cancelled by a cunt.

 

[CH1]

Crick cancelled by a cunt.

The the Coast Guy then added - after the ejection:

I think I might complain to OFCOM that GB News management cut off someone actually telling the truth!

 

[cupid_stunt]

So, he's falling out with the production team, excellent.

 

[two sheds]

In the clip above he just says they're going into a break. So Crick was kicked out by GB management.

 

[steveo87]

It's going well

 

[Calamity1971]

Hang Him

 

[Calamity1971]

The replies are brilliant.

 

[Lurdan]

Ex-employee Calvin engages in theological debate about GB News' line on Gaza.

Spoiler: Text of screencapped x-tweets

Fr Calvin Robinson @calvinrobinson • 14h

[Quotes a GB News x-tweet:
GB News @GBNEWS • Nov 7
Fears grow of far-Right yobs clashing with pro-Palestine march on
Armistice Day]

Everyone picks a side, eventually.
When it came to the British people versus supporters of a terrorist organisation, I did not expect GB News to come down on the side of Hamas.

Nick Griffin @NickGriffinBU
I didn't expect a Bible-true Minister to come down on the side of those who blasphemous say they are Jews, but are the Synagogue of Satan. Revelation 2:19
1:44 PM • Nov 8, 2023

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

One way or another, that's gonna be the end of GB News.

From your lips to god's ear.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

Ex-employee Calvin engages in theological debate about GB News' line on Gaza.

Spoiler: Text of screencapped x-tweets

Fr Calvin Robinson @calvinrobinson • 14h

[Quotes a GB News x-tweet:
GB News @GBNEWS • Nov 7
Fears grow of far-Right yobs clashing with pro-Palestine march on
Armistice Day]

Everyone picks a side, eventually.
When it came to the British people versus supporters of a terrorist organisation, I did not expect GB News to come down on the side of Hamas.

Nick Griffin @NickGriffinBU
I didn't expect a Bible-true Minister to come down on the side of those who blasphemous say they are Jews, but are the Synagogue of Satan. Revelation 2:19
1:44 PM • Nov 8, 2023

crikey he is thick, what does the other idiots utterance even mean?

 

[two sheds]

New International Version Revelation 2: 19 I know your deeds, your love and faith, your service and perseverance, and that you are now doing more than you did at first.

so not a lot to do with the blasphemous, Jews or the Synagogue of Satan