Fucking Football
- Thread starter El Jefe
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butchersapron
Bring back hanging
You don't nornmally post shit like this pogo:|
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
From this thread, it looks like football fans get really angry really easily.
I suppose it's to do with all those times of feeling enormous passion over a football team - such emotion over an arbitrary choice
*straps on protective helmet and stirs the pot further*
I'm off to work. Give it a few stirs for me while I'm out
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hiraethified
Really? How do you know?
Maybe so, but it's absolutely true.
fogbat
The Talibum
Could you, perhaps, name a few openly gay footballers in the premier league?
I can't, though I admit that I'm enormously ignorant about the whole subject.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
I'm sure it is. 100% No doubt in my mind at all. No sir.
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hiraethified
From this thread, it looks like people who have a problem with football are really, really stupid, ignorant and bigoted people.
strung out
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It's funny how few openly straight hairdressers there are
my hairdresser is called julian but he's straight with a wife and everything
And to think, El Jefe objects to Longdoggy stirring things up... 
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hiraethified
Perhaps that admission of ignorance should be your cue to leave the thread.
fogbat
The Talibum
encapsulates much of why I don't get football.
"Do you remember when we were chasing the Germans and we were punched through the windscreen, but then we fell under that lorry and climbed back onto it and beat the driver up?"
"What?"
"Don't you remember? We were chasing the Nazis - they'd stolen the Ark of the Covenant but we were trying to get it back."
"You've lost me."
"In Raiders of the Lost Ark! It's a film I like, so I've decided that myself, and anyone else who likes it, was actually in it, taking part. Do you like Raiders of the Lost Ark?"
"Not particularly"
"Oh, you're not one of us."
"Do you remember when we were chasing the Germans and we were punched through the windscreen, but then we fell under that lorry and climbed back onto it and beat the driver up?"
"What?"
"Don't you remember? We were chasing the Nazis - they'd stolen the Ark of the Covenant but we were trying to get it back."
"You've lost me."
"In Raiders of the Lost Ark! It's a film I like, so I've decided that myself, and anyone else who likes it, was actually in it, taking part. Do you like Raiders of the Lost Ark?"
"Not particularly"
"Oh, you're not one of us."
fogbat
The Talibum
T & P
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I don't think anyone's angry. But if someone posts a thread on a football forum (something that in itself can be described as trollish), they can be expected to receive incoming
I bet his real name isn't Julian. I bet it's just something like Dave, he just wouldn't get the job with a straight name
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
Really?
Pretty-much, I don't care any more.
That most recent incident was the last fucking straw. I've had a lifetime's worth of seeing football used as the justification & excuse for all sorts of shit & despite trying to see something good, it always returns to some version of bigoted fuckwit determined to force it over everyone else.
kained&able
Here for the football.
phildwyer
Plata o plomo
Name some openly gay footballers.
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fashanu was!
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Corrected it for youReally?
Pretty-much, I don't care any more.
That most recent incident was the last fucking straw. I've had a lifetime's worth of seeing religion used as the justification & excuse for all sorts of shit & despite trying to see something good, it always returns to some version of bigoted fuckwit determined to force it over everyone else.
fogbat
The Talibum
Grace Park isn't gay
kained&able
Here for the football.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
There aren't any gay footballers. And that the fans fault.
"That's not the same."
"It's exactly the same!"
No, it's not the same. You wouldn't express those kinds of tribal loyalties to a non-football fan - at least not when you find out that they're one of the weird ones. I mean, where would be the fun in that?
She's a skin-job.
