emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
Get a bigger table?
Freeman-on-the-land idiocies
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Africa, seen next year:
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
Partridge accidentally explains the Rift ValleyAfrica, seen next year:
2hats
Dust.
Redefine the speed of light. Probably.
Clearly the aliens had cleverly deduced where the great pyramid would be at the exact point in time the fact would be discovered.
likesfish
You can't park here sir
Had someone offer me a £100 not to give them a ticket! explained the fine was only £25 ! and if he shifted it and parked where he was allowed he wouldnt get a fine 
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If you have a legit reason your probably get the ticket cancelled on appeal naval law and not consenting are not legit reasons but might work on the grounds its at least diffrent
.If you have a legit reason your probably get the ticket cancelled on appeal naval law and not consenting are not legit reasons but might work on the grounds its at least diffrent
deeyo
hurled unheard to this world.
been around quite a while, almost like we've got to know em...
Come to think of it, would any visiting aliens be de-facto sovereign citizens? They might have a case there...
'Now then, no longer are you aliens and foreign sojourners, but you are fellow citizens of the saints and householders of God'
wemakeyousoundb
hopefully not gimboid
barons to you sir
T & P
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Another fucking dickhead is about to find out FoL bullshit doesn't cut it with any Court of Law. This one says he's actually a 'supreme being'
m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
NI judge hits out at ‘pseudo-legal nonsense’ after defendant insists he is a ‘supreme being’
A judge has warned people against using ‘Freeman of the Land’ and ‘Supreme Being’ defences, saying such behaviour could see costs awarded against them.
m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
Voley
🐀
Oh this guy's good.
This is a new one:
“He calls himself Paul Kevin and adds the common touch of such persons with a fingerprint in coloured ink overlaying his signature."
And this:
"The word ‘understand’ also appears to cause him confusion as he repeatedly utters with theatrical flourish ‘I stand under no one."
This is a new one:
“He calls himself Paul Kevin and adds the common touch of such persons with a fingerprint in coloured ink overlaying his signature."
And this:
"The word ‘understand’ also appears to cause him confusion as he repeatedly utters with theatrical flourish ‘I stand under no one."
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
He'd better wind his neck in a bit unless he wants the judge to not-contend himOh this guy's good.
"The word ‘understand’ also appears to cause him confusion as he repeatedly utters with theatrical flourish ‘I stand under no one."
PTK
Paul Kegan
He ought to style himself "the defendant formerly known as. . . "
BigMoaner
What A Load of Old Bollocks
I would love to be a fly on the wall when some moody arsed judge who hasn't has his cheese and ham roll yet for lunch is faced with one of these Top Lawmen.
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PTK
Paul Kegan
Why would you need to be a fly on the wall? You could simply sit in the public gallery.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
There was a thread on those: Billboards stating "It's illegal to use a legal name".. Quite a few years back now though, are they still around?
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
Oh those posters used to be put up around Preston. It's all about how your birth name is registered with "them" and it's only your real name that sets you free.
Total bollocks, of course.
shifting gears
Well-Known Member
“It was pointed out Canavan described his birth certificate as “fraudulent” and when asked who perpetrated this, accepted it was potentially his parents.“
Snigger
Snigger
Jimmy Don't
Well-Known Member
I think under maritime law, anyone sat in the public gallery claiming that they were a fly would clearly be declared 'boat happy' and shot in the face for the safety of all present.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
They were probably banned
danski
"vibey"
Hopefully
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
...with a distress flare
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
RNLI Maroon might be even more entertaining.
T & P
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I’d be interested to know whether FoL proper veterans who have been playing the game for several decades and invariably lost every single time they tried to challenge the judicial system are still maintaining such tactics when they get the next tax demand/ parking fine.
I’d like to think for the sake of their own long term wellbeing that they eventually swallow the pill and pay up, rather than bankrupt themselves or even face jail. Though at least they probably get some relief by telling each other on tinfoil hat message boards how they succeeded in beating The Man in court.
I’d like to think for the sake of their own long term wellbeing that they eventually swallow the pill and pay up, rather than bankrupt themselves or even face jail. Though at least they probably get some relief by telling each other on tinfoil hat message boards how they succeeded in beating The Man in court.
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