I popped into Tesco last week and there were two elderly gents stood with a trolley at the front foyer of my local supermerchado asking for donations to a local food-bank. "I'll put some extras in my trolly and see you on the way out" I said. Then as I'm going into the main store I hear two snobs overladen with xmas shopping from Joe Malone and Russle and Bromley waffling to each other about it being terrible about being pressured into buying things for a food bank, including a classic comment that was mumbled along the lines of "If they can buy cigarettes and booze they can buy food".
Anyway I filled two carrier bags of own brand and some decent essentials, all of which cost less than the bottle of scotch that I'd treated myself to for xmas
(Blended I might add), and dropped them in the basket on the way out.
It was only when I got home I realised I'd been scammed on my mobile phone for £48
whilst trying to get some customer service via a premium call line
, over charged by £90 on tinternet for something I got on-line, charged for the wee mans annual footy subs and hit with a bill for daughters D of E from school.
I had £36 to last me 11 days
In short, I was pretty fucking close to necking that scotch to give me the dutch courage to turn up to that food bank on Monday