First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton
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Voley
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Ace. I've never seen "Bernard: Fat Racist Cunt Of Hearts" before.
I have a Life Of Christ In Cats Tea-Towel.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Official portrait of The Queen
Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
nogojones
spelling is overrated
nice to see you back
Johnny Canuck3
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Looks like she's had reverse plastic surgery.
You could be a bit nicer about her breasts...
That is good. I didn't know the queen could paint. It is obviously a self portrait as she shows herself holding the paintbrush. I refuse to be told that it is a fan. Or maybe it is a royal sized spliff.Official portrait of The Queen
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
It's been hidden for 60 years 'cos it looks nothing like her and nobody would believe it was a fan she was holding and that she painted it herself, and it would be rude to insult her artwork
Manter
Lunch Mob
They seem to have stretched her neck. Possibly on the rack.....Official portrait of The Queen
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
It's because she was going to be placed so high up, the underlings looking up to her would get a different view
or something
Minnie, it is no good you trotting out the propaganda they put in the Telegraph. Just because it says that in the paper doesn't make it true. Or something.It's because she was going to be placed so high up, the underlings looking up to her would get a different view
or something
not-bono-ever
meh
frank
the Xmas edition of Viz has a pull our centre page calendar of these ads...you ooght to get yourself a copy
not-bono-ever
meh
No it is completely straight up. I have met the artist Mintella Viennetta who lives in a static dredger in Poole harbour. She really had never heard of Jade Goody or Princess Diana as it says in the write up. Amazing isn't it?
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Minnie, it is no good you trotting out the propaganda they put in the Telegraph. Just because it says that in the paper doesn't make it true. Or something.
Yeah I know. They just don't want to say it's shit
Wookey
Muppet is not a slur
nogojones
spelling is overrated
IIRC , you can buy the life of christ in cats plate
Where? I would really like one of those
Indeliblelink
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Well I guess this turned out more accurate than we thought.They should liven these things up, get some bedroom action paintings commissioned for a change.
a la..
skyscraper101
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Blimey I had to turn to Twitter to work out what this was all about.
UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
Skyscraper... what?They should liven these things up, get some bedroom action paintings commissioned for a change.
a la..
Too traumatized to check, mean wtf?
skyscraper101
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This was about 10 years ago and it definitely needs some NSFW spoilers added but I can’t edit it now.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
?
* goes to check twitter *
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Elpenor
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Will make an interesting episode of The Crown#princeofpegging#
What is "pegging"?
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Episode title gotta be "Annus horribilis"?
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Someone needs to get #annushorribilis going
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