First Official Portrait of Kate Middleton

[Aladdin]

Her social standing will not influence her treatment, she will be given the appropriate cytotoxic treatment, exactly as the treatment my wife has been given.

She will probably be able to get treatment in her home

 

[moochedit]

So who were that mad pair at the farm shop?

Good question

 

[Bingoman]

So who were that mad pair at the farm shop?

Probably wasn't them

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Probably wasn't them

Why not?

 

[Spymaster]

I'm 100% team cancer on this one.

You really are proper scum.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Maybe she went to the farm shop to buy the farm.

 

[Silas Loom]

Why not?

Because of looking nothing like her.

 

[Aladdin]

Unlike many others, who have to make do with a disintegrating health service thanks to a parasite class asset-stripping everything and hoarding everything else.

I'm 100% team cancer on this one.

We have all had a certain amount of fun with the conspiracy stuff...
But you know...cancer is a leveller.
Everyone who gets cancer treatment goes through a horrible time.

 

[Silas Loom]

Oh well. Time for new conspiracy theories.

So. This William Mountbatten-Windsor character. The only person standing between him and the really big job suddenly gets a mysterious cancer, just as the woman standing between him and Chumley-features also gets a mysterious cancer.

 

[Aladdin]

You want privacy, don't live a sickeningly opulent life on the public tab while contributing fuck all.

I would think she brings in a lot of money in terms of tourism. More so than the rest of them.

 

[Elpenor]

I would think she brings in a lot of money in terms of tourism. More so than the rest of them.

Does she do face painting at Windsor castle or something?

 

[Silas Loom]

We have all had a certain amount of fun with the conspiracy stuff...
But you know...cancer is a leveller.
Everyone who gets cancer treatment goes through a horrible time.

I’m not exactly team cancer but I’m definitely team SpookyFrank

Nothing involving a member of the (checks notes) royal family is a “leveller”.

 

[PTK]

I would think she brings in a lot of money in terms of tourism. More so than the rest of them.

There is absolutely no evidence that the Princess of Wales attracts tourism. Even if there were, it would not be an argument for her her position.

 

[UrbaneFox]

All the joking, now I feel horrible...

It's what she would have wanted.

 

[Flavour]

A candle in the wind

 

[bcuster]

One thing this horrible episode had brought to light is the insertion of Rose of Chardonnay, whom I had never heard of before. William is looking pretty bad here, as he should…

 

[Mumbles274]

The royals deserve no support from me and it doesn't change my beliefs about the insitution. But an individual going through this is still a person and I can have compassion for her and her family without having to conflate the two. Fuck the royals.. But get well soon for you and your kids. If I write off people with priveledge from deserving compassion purely because of their status... That doesn't make them more cunty, it does make me more cunty

 

[Petcha]

I mean there might be a god after all. First chuck and now Kate. Of course we'll be footing the bill for their inevitable top class treatment and recovery.

 

[Sasaferrato]

You really are proper scum.

I've given up responding to his utterly vile utterances. He has the grace, charm and humanity of a dog turd.

 

[Limejuice]

I have to sympathise with any individual diagnosed with cancer, regardless of the lofty status they may have.

I've seen both my parents suffer and die from cancer. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

 

[Sasaferrato]

She will probably be able to get treatment in her home

Possibly, but the reason for out patient hospital treatment is the possibility of sudden and severe reaction to the medication. When Mary was up the other week a lady in the same room went into full blown anaphylaxis, had she been at home...

 

[quiet guy]

Does she do face painting at Windsor castle or something?

Hopefully not like Young Kenny out of Phoenix Nights

 

[extra dry]

Its sad to think the royals could not just be open amd say what was wrong

 

[T & P]

I have to sympathise with any individual diagnosed with cancer, regardless of the lofty status they may have.

I've seen both my parents suffer and die from cancer. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

I literally watched my dad draw his last breath in a hospital bed as he'd been dying of lung cancer for weeks in hospital. I can't think of very few people I would wish something like that on.

Not saying no-one ever. Cunts like Putin or Netanyahu, I certainly wouldn't have much pity if that was their way out. But those are exceptions, and much as I dislike the institution of the monarchy, and have little simpathy for their overprivileged members, I wouldn't anything near as bad as cancer on them. Not even Andrew, though with him I'd be perfectly comfortable cheering on his suffering extremely painful piles for the rest of his life. But Kate? Come off it. A bit of perspective, please.

 

[moomoo]

We have all had a certain amount of fun with the conspiracy stuff...
But you know...cancer is a leveller.
Everyone who gets cancer treatment goes through a horrible time.

Yeah. It’s not funny anymore.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Its sad to think the royals could not just be open amd say what was wrong

You mean if she has ovarian cancer so we can all join in the countdown?

 

[trashpony]

Anyone delighting in a mother of young children having cancer or seeking to make political capital from it is a total cunt.

You belong nowhere near children SpookyFrank

 

[ID47]

No one deserves cancer and as a cancer survivor (Hodgkins Lymphoma) from 1971 with my wife now 5 years on from breast cancer I truly wish the nasty royalist bitch a complete and total recovery.

 

[T & P]

Its sad to think the royals could not just be open amd say what was wrong

This is something that undoubtedly be buried or ignored in the thousands of column inches of reporting that will ensue, but it deserves to be discussed publicly. Even if it was Kate's decision to keep her diagnosis private (and let's not be cunts about it, everyone even a member of the Royal Family deserves at least the option to choose whether to disclose such confidential medical matters), the Palace handled it horrendously bad and deserves to be taken to town on it.

And if the decision to keep the diagnosis secret was actually 'encouraged' on her, then they are not just useless but callous class-A cunts. I don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to suspect that it is almost certain the idea of releasing a badly collaged Photoshop image of Kate, now clearly taken many months in the past, for Mother's Day was not Kate's doing. What kind sadistic, weirdo cunt does that?? What the fuck is wrong with the people managing the Royals?

 

[JimW]

The photoshop wasn't that bad and would be barely worthy of comment if it wasn't for misunderstanding the standards press agencies maintain.