Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
It's going to play havoc with their work rotas:... earlier today:
Metropolitan Police says two to three officers will face charges every week for months
One hell of a 'conspiracy'.
'Morning you lot. Right, who have we got on shift today? Allcock?'
- Here Sir
'Cartwright?'
- No Sarge, he's getting interviewed for that nonce thing.
'Right then, Hussain?'
- Nah, it was that stuff he downloaded....
'Okay, okay, what about Ingliss?'
- Here Sir
Thank fuck for that. Johnson?
- Same as yesterday Sir, it's the WhasApp stuff
'I get the picture. Oh, yeah, I forget to say, I'm also up in court this afternoon...'