Eurovision 2021

[Lord Camomile]

Six nations qualify by right. Four of them are propping the table up (and one of them was taking the piss anyway)

This is just the votes from the corrupt elites in the jury. When the people, the true people, have their vote, then you'll see.

Then you'll all see...

 

[belboid]

Did we ever win EV?

Five times, in equal third behind Ireland and Sweden

 

[weltweit]

No, you didn’t

Not even with Bucks Fizz

 

[Orang Utan]

This is just the votes from the corrupt elites in the jury. When the people, the true people, have their vote, then you'll see.

Then you'll all see...

Except those of us who have been disenfranchised by Trumpist balladeers

 

[a_chap]

Did we ever win EV?

I think they're still making their minds up.

 

[Orang Utan]

Not even with Bucks Fizz

Were you in Bucks Fizz?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Bardo were robbed

 

[isvicthere?]

I'm gonna be pissed off if the UK gets a point now.

 

[belboid]

Knew that lith dude would go Ukraine

 

[Lorca]

note the camera isn't panning to the uk table much!

 

[weltweit]

Were you in Bucks Fizz?

I think you are confusing we and me

So BY WE I mean UK, did UK ever win Euro Vision?

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm gonna be pissed off if the UK gets a point now.

Yup.

Least we're consistent.

 

[Orang Utan]

I think you are confusing we and me

So BY WE I mean UK, did UK ever win Euro Vision?

Yes.
Stop saying we when you mean them

 

[quimcunx]

Watched Switzerland in full and I can now see why it's doing well. I didnt like the snippet.

 

[Steel Icarus]

note the camera isn't panning to the uk table much!

Early on the lad was getting stuck into the bevvy

 

[Lord Camomile]

note the camera isn't panning to the uk table much!

They could probably beat the rush home, tbh...

 

[Steel Icarus]

The French singer is bloody gorgeous

 

[weltweit]

Yes.
Stop saying we when you mean them

For me We is UK

 

[weepiper]

Italians didn't realise the camera was on them!

 

[Epona]

For me We is UK

But for a lot of us it isn't

 

[Orang Utan]

note the camera isn't panning to the uk table much!

Left early to avoid the rush in the carpark

 

[Lorca]

i don't blame him, bet his friends and family are all having a massive watching party

 

[fucthest8]

My notes, if they help and I think they do

 

[belboid]

Yes.
Stop saying we when you mean them

We are all Bucks Fizz!

 

[Orang Utan]

For me We is UK

I do not accept such flag waving bullshit

 

[Lord Camomile]

Italians didn't realise the camera was on them!

tbh, I have a suspicion he did. In this one it looks like he's watching a screen to his left then nose dives when he sees the camera jump to them.



Actually, I could be wrong, as there'd presumably be a bit of a delay?

 

[belboid]

Italy still favourites at the bookies, ahead of France and Switzerland

 

[Steel Icarus]

It wasn't much of a line if it was that

 

[fucthest8]

note the camera isn't panning to the uk table much!

Early on the lad was getting stuck into the bevvy

Him and Flo Rida are smashing chang in the bogs with that lot from one of the eastern European countries know what I mean?

 

[Orang Utan]

Shit just got banned from Twitter for a week - a flagshagger said Europe should be grateful for saving them in the war and should have given the UK some points. I told him to die in a fire. Oops!