Eurovision 2021

[Looby]

This is the only winner that really matters for me.

 

[belboid]

This is the only winner that really matters for me.

An Australian, of course. Three time winner

 

[fucthest8]

First ever trans presenter of Eurovision too, I'm told

What about the giant pink android woman?

 

[Orang Utan]

Len McCluskey moonlighting on drums just then

 

[Orang Utan]

???

 

[Nine Bob Note]

You think the surgeon should have shortened her? She's made bigger sacrifices TBF...

 

[Orang Utan]

You think the surgeon should have shortened her? She's made bigger sacrifices TBF...

Who are you asking?

 

[belboid]

Italy slipping and France coming up at the bookies

 

[Steel Icarus]

Who are you asking?

The very tall presenter, Nikkie De Jager, is trans

 

[Orang Utan]

The very tall presenter, Nikkie De Jager, is trans

What’s the issue?

 

[a_chap]

Just jogged back from the off licence.

Have I missed anything? Is the voting over???

 

[T & P]

What about the giant pink android woman?

Pink android people are the very essence of any Eurovision contest.

 

[Steel Icarus]

What’s the issue?

There isn't one, I think someone thought you were referring to her when you said "giant pink android woman"

 

[belboid]

Just jogged back from the off licence.

Have I missed anything? Is the voting over???

Seconds to go

 

[Orang Utan]

There isn't one, I think someone thought you were referring to her when you said "giant pink android woman"

I was, but didn’t know or care that she is trans

 

[Dr. Furface]

If you fancy Belgium you can get 750/1 on it if you’re quick!

 

[T & P]

I gave a vote each to France and Malta. Happy with a good 3-4 others to pinch it though.

 

[belboid]

If you fancy Belgium you can get 750/1 on it if you’re quick!

1000-1 for Albania.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I was, but didn’t know or care that she is trans

I know. There's no worries! She's a very tall woman is all, notably so

 

[Orang Utan]

If France win this, quelle dommage

 

[Lord Camomile]

That whole thread is essentially her watching various acts and giggling from behind the camera

 

[Dr. Furface]

1000-1 for Albania.

should be more

 

[a_chap]

If France win this, quelle dommage

The French entry is really really, good. You philistine.

 

[Dystopiary]

I genuinely wouldn't like to call it tbh. Finland are my faves though, also liking Switzerland, Ukraine, Netherlands, Sweden, oh loads are actually good!

 

[Orang Utan]

I know. There's no worries!

fucthest8 seems to think there is, but hey ho, everyone’s pissed and maybe not understanding each other

 

[Indeliblelink]

Boo.
Jon Ola Sand was my high-light of the evening in previous Eurovisions,

 

[Orang Utan]

The French entry is really really, good. You philistine.

It’s a ballad. Nul points. Eurobangers only please

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Last time we came last, so this year if James Newman doesn't come last, we're doing better"

 

[belboid]

If France win this, quelle dommage

Far and away the best ballad (not that chanson is mere balladry) so it’s got a good chance.

 

[a_chap]

I look forward to Lithuania's inevitable victory.

#fingersCrossed